legov Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 BioWare?! :shock: If you get the job, and you can get your hands on an advanced copy of Mass Effect 3 and send it to me, I will do whatever you want. I will do incredible things to you or those you specifically designate. There is a heaven for penises and I will take you there. :nod: :nod: :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 BioWare?! :shock: If you get the job, and you can get your hands on an advanced copy of Mass Effect 3 and send it to me, I will do whatever you want. I will do incredible things to you or those you specifically designate. There is a heaven for penises and I will take you there.[/quote] Let me know please!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 A houseguest setting an alarm for sunrise so he can get up an pray and letting it ring three times. Then getting up and **** about in the bathroom for 30 minutes. And then he thinks I should apologise for telling him to shut off his alarm and calling him a clearing in the woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 There are few things worse in this world than engaging in a fifa gaming session with someone who is shit at fifa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 There are few things worse in this world than engaging in a fifa gaming session with someone who is shit at fifa. Especially if you are that person :| Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Celebrities (usually athletes) who write autobiographies when they're still in their 20's and not even close to retiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2011 Celebrities (usually athletes) who write autobiographies when they're still in their 20's and not even close to retiring. I heard the other day that the Jonas Brothers (I think it was them) have released their 3rd book about their lives. 3 books and i don't think they're even 20 yet (although I could be wrong. Point still stands) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Had a bonus at the weekend, some muppet left £50 sticking out of the cashpoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2011 Had a bonus at the weekend, some muppet left £50 sticking out of the cashpoint. I assume this is aimed at me...how do you know about this?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Had a bonus at the weekend, some muppet left £50 sticking out of the cashpoint. I assume this is aimed at me...how do you know about this?!?! It was on Central news. or Facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2011 Oh yeah, I forgot I put it on Facebook. What an idiot I am! I'm pretty sure there's a thread on here where someone else has done it and i've made some pisstake comment about how you'd have to be an idiot to leave cash in a cashpoint. Karma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 BioWare?! :shock: If you get the job, and you can get your hands on an advanced copy of Mass Effect 3 and send it to me, I will do whatever you want. I will do incredible things to you or those you specifically designate. There is a heaven for penises and I will take you there. Count me in on that too. The advance Mass Effect 3, not the penis heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 I'll keep that in mind. I won't be working in a development role though, so don't hold your breath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Oh yeah, I forgot I put it on Facebook. What an idiot I am! I'm pretty sure there's a thread on here where someone else has done it and i've made some pisstake comment about how you'd have to be an idiot to leave cash in a cashpoint. Karma... Darrenm. And I was about to say you put it on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Celebrities (usually athletes) who write autobiographies when they're still in their 20's and not even close to retiring. I heard the other day that the Jonas Brothers (I think it was them) have released their 3rd book about their lives. 3 books and i don't think they're even 20 yet (although I could be wrong. Point still stands) Hmmm, that's a tough one, because collectively, they're hovering around 60, well old enough to write a decent autobiography. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Celebrities (usually athletes) who write autobiographies when they're still in their 20's and not even close to retiring. I heard the other day that the Jonas Brothers (I think it was them) have released their 3rd book about their lives. 3 books and i don't think they're even 20 yet (although I could be wrong. Point still stands) Puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 5, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 5, 2011 Celebrities (usually athletes) who write autobiographies when they're still in their 20's and not even close to retiring. I heard the other day that the Jonas Brothers (I think it was them) have released their 3rd book about their lives. 3 books and i don't think they're even 20 yet (although I could be wrong. Point still stands) Hmmm, that's a tough one, because collectively, they're hovering around 60, well old enough to write a decent autobiography. Ah, but they have 3 books, which takes the average age per book down to around 20 again. So the point stands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Celebrities (usually athletes) who write autobiographies when they're still in their 20's and not even close to retiring. I heard the other day that the Jonas Brothers (I think it was them) have released their 3rd book about their lives. 3 books and i don't think they're even 20 yet (although I could be wrong. Point still stands) Hmmm, that's a tough one, because collectively, they're hovering around 60, well old enough to write a decent autobiography. Ah, but they have 3 books, which takes the average age per book down to around 20 again. So the point stands Or the totality of life experience in those 3 books is equal to 180 years.... Can't wait for their next album, should be brilliant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Cramp...especially in the ribs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 6, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 6, 2011 Surely that would be cramp of the intercostal muscles seeing as ribs are bones and bones can't cramp? #needlesspedantryandsnobberyjustforthehellofit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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