Mark Albrighton Posted June 16, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 16, 2017 24 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: Wipe it off with towel when and if you dry yourself? Yeah, I end up doing that but I'm always slightly irked by having to do so. Soapy towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 16, 2017 Share Posted June 16, 2017 1 hour ago, magnkarl said: Horny cats outside my window all night sounding like someone's strangling a horny Susan Boyle... I hear foxes at night. They can't half make a racket. I have no idea what these vulpines are up to, to cause such a din. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted June 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2017 (edited) 5 hours ago, magnkarl said: Arya Stark is 14. She's hot if the temperatures go above 37, that's about it. Arya Stark isn't blonde though, your reference seemed to about Khaleesi, who is extremely hot. Edited June 17, 2017 by Villan_of_oz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The fact that I have 3 potential best man duties on the horizon, feel free to offer any advise if you have done it before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villan_of_oz Posted June 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2017 3 minutes ago, AVFCDAN said: The fact that I have 3 potential best man duties on the horizon, feel free to offer any advise if you have done it before. Well aren't you Mr. Popular Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted June 17, 2017 Moderator Share Posted June 17, 2017 2 hours ago, AVFCDAN said: The fact that I have 3 potential best man duties on the horizon, feel free to offer any advise if you have done it before. Tell them all well in advance that they are marrying the wrong person and you won't be best man out of respect for your friendship Keep the pig ugly card ready should it be required The only time I was best man, I upset the bride before the ceremony even started, ruined the whole day apparently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2017 5 hours ago, bickster said: Tell them all well in advance that they are marrying the wrong person and you won't be best man out of respect for your friendship Keep the pig ugly card ready should it be required The only time I was best man, I upset the bride before the ceremony even started, ruined the whole day apparently 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 15 hours ago, magnkarl said: Stay of that ganja man. She looks like the little girl from Game of Thrones with blonde hair. I always thought Lily Allen looked like a female version of Theon . So Theon then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The British honours system. For **** sake Ed **** Sheeran kicks a ball round on comic relief and now he is an OBE or MBE. Today I will have my twice annual rage at celebrities getting honoured. What makes it hard this year a friend's uncle who is something in rugby got an honour so I am limited in my raging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2017 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Seat68 said: The British honours system. For **** sake Ed **** Sheeran kicks a ball round on comic relief and now he is an OBE or MBE. Today I will have my twice annual rage at celebrities getting honoured. What makes it hard this year a friend's uncle who is something in rugby got an honour so I am limited in my raging. I would prefer the honours system if it was limited to 'ordinary people' who have done outstanding community work. Sure, some celebs do good stuff, but they get plenty of coverage in the media already. In their case virtue should be its own reward. And there's no need for the permanent titles, letters after your name nonsense. Just give the unsung heroes some publicity - a published list, a TV show, whatever, to recognise what they've done that year (or over a number of years). Throw a party. At least it would avoid all that embarrassment of having to 'strip' the likes of Savile of their absurd 'titles'. Edited June 17, 2017 by mjmooney 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 13 hours ago, mjmooney said: What I thought was surprisingly severe hay fever yesterday (and didn't respond to the usual remedies) turned out to be a virus. Headaches, aching limbs, raised temperature, d & v and a hacking cough. All on top of the tsunami of catarrh. Anybody think it might be anal prolapse AIDS? Most definitely. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fun Factory Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 BBC techno remixes of old sports themes such as TMS, Ski Sunday and the snooker. Just wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 54 minutes ago, The Fun Factory said: BBC techno remixes of old sports themes such as TMS, Ski Sunday and the snooker. Just wrong. If I heard a techno remix of the TMS theme (Soul Limbo by Booker T & The MGs), I think I'd puke. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 20 minutes ago, dAVe80 said: If I heard a techno remix of the TMS theme (Soul Limbo by Booker T & The MGs), I think I'd puke. TMS & Booker T - two of the things that are actually good in this world combined! Why would anyone want to change that? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted June 17, 2017 12 minutes ago, HanoiVillan said: TMS & Booker T - two of the things that are actually good in this world combined! Why would anyone want to change that? It pisses me off (and probably shouldn't) that I can no longer hear Soul Limbo without thinking of fecking cricket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magnkarl Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Daddy Longlegs - they seem to have come out due to the heat today. My office is plastered with them. The dog is going nuts hunting them. Why can't they just "#"¤"#¤ fly straight, they have to #"¤"# knock into everything in their path. Useless creature!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 53 minutes ago, magnkarl said: Daddy Longlegs - they seem to have come out due to the heat today. My office is plastered with them. The dog is going nuts hunting them. Why can't they just "#"¤"#¤ fly straight, they have to #"¤"# knock into everything in their path. Useless creature!! And they hang about and launch in the second you open the door at night. The bastards. Of all of the species of insect to survive through the ages, Darwinism and thus forth, how the bloody hell did this gimp creature prevail? Pathetic creatures. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 Cancer. My best mate... The Raoul Duke to my Dr Gonzo, the Richard Richard to my Eddie Hitler... has been diagnosed with bone cancer age 38 today after going to GP at my insistence yesterday. As soon as he told me his symptoms my heart sank, have had fingers crossed all day, bad news. Working in a hospital detaches you from life sometimes, an automatic subconscious distancing. It's not a lack of sympathy or empathy for others, you care immensely but you just have to be robotic or you'd cry yourself to sleep every night or jump off a cliff if you took it home. But then... something like today happens, and the bubble bursts. Fu----- cancer. What an absolute mother------ it is. All types of it. Of all of the things in the world it has to be the biggest c--- of all. Relentless horrific piece of sh-/ discriminates not for anyone and happily goes for kids, adults and the elderly. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 That's crap news midfielder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted June 18, 2017 Share Posted June 18, 2017 12 hours ago, Midfielder said: Cancer. My best mate... The Raoul Duke to my Dr Gonzo, the Richard Richard to my Eddie Hitler... has been diagnosed with bone cancer age 38 today after going to GP at my insistence yesterday. Sad news mate What are the symptoms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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