Ikantcpell Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Just now, Rugeley Villa said: Without starting a war, it's the untalked about and hidden side of immigration. Do you have these problems in england aswell? or is it just a swedish phenomenon ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Ikantcpell said: Do you have these problems in england aswell? or is it just a swedish phenomenon ? Maybe not as bad as Sweden but that's a maybe. A lot of places in Europe are having big problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StefanAVFC Posted November 16, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 16, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: Do you have these problems in england aswell? or is it just a swedish phenomenon ? Birmingham, as an entire city, is a total no-go area. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Midfielder Posted November 17, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 17, 2016 When you check out at Morrisons / Tesco wherever....... you've asked for some bags and they pass them across..... and the #####'rs won't open quickly and you're trying, trying, trying, but they're not separating.... and the bint on the till is rapid with the scanning... and it's all mounting up like a losing game of Tetris..... and just as you get one open.... the bint looks up and is ready for payment... then you're stuck paying.... then rapidly packing all the other three bags worth.... while the next person gives the "hurry up" look and as you leave the godforsaken place.... you get to your car.... and someone lazy #### has dumped their trolley right by it.... when the trolley bay is only yards away anyway... and then as you drive off.... you realise you have forgotten the main thing you went in for... WHO WANTS TO DIE 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paddywhack Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 That sounds exactly like me going shopping. I've usually forgotten a pound for the trolley too so I end up cramming the weeks shopping into a basket and struggling to carry it because I'm a weakling. I feel so out of place in supermarkets, like everybody knows I'm an impostor. "Look at him, pretending like he has any idea what he's doing". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 (edited) 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: That sounds exactly like me going shopping. I've usually forgotten a pound for the trolley too so I end up cramming the weeks shopping into a basket and struggling to carry it because I'm a weakling. I feel so out of place in supermarkets, like everybody knows I'm an impostor. "Look at him, pretending like he has any idea what he's doing". *her *she *she's Edited November 17, 2016 by StefanAVFC 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 That feels better! It's windy as hell today, these gits that can't be arsed sticking their trolley away, who wants to find a dent off somebody's lazily abandoned trolley... some people. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 13 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: *her *she *she's Oh yeh, sorry. Typo's. Me and my small, girly brain. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 That's why Aldi and Lidl win. You put items on the roller thing, cashier puts items through the beepy thing, you put items back into the metal thing, then you pay with the paper and metal stuff, then you go to the side thing and put your items into those plastic things and then you wheel metal thing out of the sliding window things to your metal thing with wheels, open the lid on it and put the plastic things with your items into the hole in the metal thing with wheels. Then finally, you wheel the metal thing back it's home with the other metal things and it gives you a metal stuff as a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 5 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: That's why Aldi and Lidl win. You put items on the roller thing, cashier puts items through the beepy thing, you put items back into the metal thing, then you pay with the paper and metal stuff, then you go to the side thing and put your items into those plastic things and then you wheel metal thing out of the sliding window things to your metal thing with wheels, open the lid on it and put the plastic things with your items into the hole in the metal thing with wheels. Then finally, you wheel the metal thing back it's home with the other metal things and it gives you a metal stuff as a reward. How's your new job at the Ikea Assembly Instructions office? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 1 minute ago, Paddywhack said: How's your new job at the Ikea Assembly Instructions office? sacked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: That's why Aldi and Lidl win. You put items on the roller thing, cashier puts items through the beepy thing, you put items back into the metal thing, then you pay with the paper and metal stuff, then you go to the side thing and put your items into those plastic things and then you wheel metal thing out of the sliding window things to your metal thing with wheels, open the lid on it and put the plastic things with your items into the hole in the metal thing with wheels. Then finally, you wheel the metal thing back it's home with the other metal things and it gives you a metal stuff as a reward. That's why I hate Aldi! It's like being in Erdington Kwik Save with my Nan, in the 1980s, or Soviet Russia. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 17, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Midfielder said: When you check out at Morrisons / Tesco wherever....... you've asked for some bags and they pass them across..... and the #####'rs won't open quickly and you're trying, trying, trying, but they're not separating.... and the bint on the till is rapid with the scanning... and it's all mounting up like a losing game of Tetris..... and just as you get one open.... the bint looks up and is ready for payment... then you're stuck paying.... then rapidly packing all the other three bags worth.... while the next person gives the "hurry up" look and as you leave the godforsaken place.... you get to your car.... and someone lazy #### has dumped their trolley right by it.... when the trolley bay is only yards away anyway... and then as you drive off.... you realise you have forgotten the main thing you went in for... WHO WANTS TO DIE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midfielder Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 20 minutes ago, mjmooney said: very true, but then when you get home (knowing you forgot to take it) it's not even there anyway. All a conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 17, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2016 Hour and 40 mins to drive 6 miles because of 1 broken down car. **** the state of commuting to north Birmingham. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted November 17, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted November 17, 2016 Also, the current fad of aggressive toilet use. I've noticed in the last few months a new trend to piss you off on the long running series of office toilet related irritants. Guys how slam their way into the toilets, slam their way into the cubicle, slam the seat down, tear toilet roll off as loudly as possible, thump the flush, and clatter back out. Annoying but no big deal. Until your just opening the door of the loos when one slams the door into your hand. Really **** hard. Utter word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 On the toilet theme ... why do so many people when using the urinal sorta lean forward and spit into the urinal ? is it a delaying tactic for when they've misjudged the person next to them is about to leave and hasn't and now they can't "go" until said person leaves ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Regards aldi, I feel if I cant pack as they scan I am less of a man. They havent won yet. Also, drank like it was a Friday last night. I regret nothing other than the impending train journey from Stafford with the not so great unwashed this morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darrenm Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 11 hours ago, Chindie said: Hour and 40 mins to drive 6 miles because of 1 broken down car. **** the state of commuting to north Birmingham. 6 miles and you don't commute by bike? That would've taken you 20 mins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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