AVFC_Hitz Posted March 17, 2016 Share Posted March 17, 2016 Missus just dropped my new lg g4 on the road outside. Chips and scratches in every single corner. It's legal to kill her right? Yep legal and probably an award. On that note bought myself a new phone yesterday. It came with a screen protector which I tried to put on myself. I suddenly turned in Michael J fox and royally buggered it up, off centre and bubbles everywhere. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted March 17, 2016 Administrator Share Posted March 17, 2016 2 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: i thought you was some god-like figure, but all along your just a bloody architect. Plausible deniability. Call me Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 22 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Missus just dropped my new lg g4 on the road outside. Chips and scratches in every single corner. It's legal to kill her right? Should be an auto DHUTWU Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 23 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Missus just dropped my new lg g4 on the road outside. Chips and scratches in every single corner. It's legal to kill her right? We'll provide an alibi for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Samuel L Jackson. Stop shouting. Seems like a good guy but in a commercial with bet365 is just to much of him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 We'll provide an alibi for you. If we're planning an alibi can I be the one he was noshing off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 1 hour ago, NoelVilla said: Samuel L Jackson. Stop shouting. Seems like a good guy but in a commercial with bet365 is just to much of him. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted March 18, 2016 Share Posted March 18, 2016 Jo Brand. I'm right on, and a bit of a leftie and all that, I even think that some female comedians are funny. Can't stand her though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 (edited) On the bus on the way home I was forced to sit in front of these two young stoner lads who chatted the entire journey about raves, drugs, dealers they both knew, girls they both knew (one of whom they named and very vocally detailed her promiscuity so the entire bus could hear it) and just generally swore and did not give a damn. They were also white, scrawny and a little nerdy and insisted on throwing in bits and pieces of random patois here and there. Utter tools. It felt like I was in an episode of Skins. Edited March 19, 2016 by Ginko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ginko said: two young stoner lads who chatted the entire journey about raves, drugs, dealers they both knew, girls they both knew (one of whom they named and very vocally detailed her promiscuity so the entire bus could hear it) Just curious but did they detail where you could find afore mentioned girl on a Friday night by chance ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 found out last night via someone who lives in our old street that the police were knocking on peoples doors after me. they went to my old house and also another house in the street, this happened wednesday night. i rang up the police last night to see what was bloody going on and they said they would ring me back. they then rang back and said they cannot trace the officers who came to see me and also they have not got a clue why the police would want to talk to me, also there is nothing on their files why they would want me. im trying to find out what time it was and how many officers there were etc etc. very weird because i changed my address to where i am now last time i got nicked so why didnt they come here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 10 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: If we're planning an alibi can I be the one he was noshing off? That's fine. I'll say I was tickling his bumhole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 jimmy bullard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted March 19, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2016 organised a bit of a surprise for someone, got a bunch of stripogram blokes to go round his house dressed as police with cucumber truncheons to give him sexy times turns out the buggers moved house 20 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 19, 2016 Moderator Share Posted March 19, 2016 found out last night via someone who lives in our old street that the police were knocking on peoples doors after me. they went to my old house and also another house in the street, this happened wednesday night. i rang up the police last night to see what was bloody going on and they said they would ring me back. they then rang back and said they cannot trace the officers who came to see me and also they have not got a clue why the police would want to talk to me, also there is nothing on their files why they would want me. im trying to find out what time it was and how many officers there were etc etc. very weird because i changed my address to where i am now last time i got nicked so why didnt they come here. People pretending to be police officers? That would be worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 plain clothes police officers! they have been up there again today after me and it turns out they want my passport off me as england play at germany next week. according to the occupants of my old house they were really arsy today and the bloke who lives there had to show them i.d to prove he wasn't me. ive got to go cannock police station today and hand my passport in, ive also got to give them my new address which i already did last year . as ive been in touch today they will let me off but apparantly ive breached my banning order conditions. absolutely pathetic, why dont they worry about whos coming into this country and also whos already living in this country. football fans= worse than terrorists. typical bullshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 24 minutes ago, BOF said: People pretending to be police officers? That would be worse. yeah thats what worried me but then i thought im not involved in shit like that to happen. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 To be brutally honest Ruge, you can't really moan. You broke the law so you're getting punished for it. They're just doing their job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted March 19, 2016 Share Posted March 19, 2016 58 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: plain clothes police officers! they have been up there again today after me and it turns out they want my passport off me as england play at germany next week. according to the occupants of my old house they were really arsy today and the bloke who lives there had to show them i.d to prove he wasn't me. ive got to go cannock police station today and hand my passport in, ive also got to give them my new address which i already did last year . as ive been in touch today they will let me off but apparantly ive breached my banning order conditions. absolutely pathetic, why dont they worry about whos coming into this country and also whos already living in this country. football fans= worse than terrorists. typical bullshit. What conditions do they say you've broken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 19, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted March 19, 2016 football fans with a criminal record and currently serving a ban from attending football matches because of misconduct= worse than terrorists. Fxd ur pst 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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