tonyh29 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 (edited) I have a -1 in my notifications window on the corner of VT ... Clearly that means some bastard has taken back a like they gave me ..... I will hunt you down , you can't run forever Edited February 1, 2016 by tonyh29 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 19 hours ago, YLN said: Spilled some TCP on the floor earlier. Just a few drops. My goodness it is pungent. I'm getting the impression I'll still be smelling it next Christmas. love the smell of it, reminds me of my childhood as my grandad always used it and stunk the bathroom out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 9 hours ago, dAVe80 said: An oldie but a goodie, The Transfer Window. Hate everything about it. The obscene amount of money involved, the greedy players and agents, Harry Redknapp hanging out his car door, the ridiculous ITK twitter accounts, the silly rumours of Messi being spotted at a Yates’s in Stoke, the pointless and depressing transfer thread in VT, the goons hanging around the training grounds, Sky Sports News, the transfer gimp and his 15 mobile phones, oh and especially Jim White and his ******* yellow tie. Word removed. What kind of Bullshit is that? Messi wouldn't be seen dead in a Yates's in Stoke. He's a 'Spoons guy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, The_Rev said: What kind of Bullshit is that? Messi wouldn't be seen dead in a Yates's in Stoke. He's a 'Spoons guy. Exactly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 daily mail going up to 65p. that didnt start the week off well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xann Posted February 1, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 1, 2016 Spend a £1 and get some proper loo paper. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 Messi couldn't drink on a cold Monday night in Yates's in Stoke. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 1, 2016 Share Posted February 1, 2016 42 minutes ago, Rugeley Villa said: daily mail going up to 65p. that didnt start the week off well. Talking of that rag, this shit... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted February 2, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 2, 2016 I've just put my phone into privacy mode to watch some porn in peace, but the setting is clearly broken as my girlfriend woke up within seconds of me tugging off. Apple will be receiving a very strongly worded letter from me, I am absolutely furious about this. I've been lucky, I was in bed and only my wife caught me, but what if I'd tried to use this new setting for the first time in Asda? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 We recently changed our internet, it's now in my missus name, she won't turn the parent settings off I might have to go back to DVDs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 8 hours ago, Paddywhack said: I've just put my phone into privacy mode to watch some porn in peace, but the setting is clearly broken as my girlfriend woke up within seconds of me tugging off. Apple will be receiving a very strongly worded letter from me, I am absolutely furious about this. I've been lucky, I was in bed and only my wife caught me, but what if I'd tried to use this new setting for the first time in Asda? You got caught by your girlfriend and your wife?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2016 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: We recently changed our internet, it's now in my missus name, she won't turn the parent settings off I might have to go back to DVDs Do you actually have kids? Or is she just doing it to control you? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 44 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: You got caught by your girlfriend and your wife?! Fine, fine, it's all a lie, you caught me! Happy now, Columbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 1 hour ago, villa4europe said: We recently changed our internet, it's now in my missus name, she won't turn the parent settings off I might have to go back to DVDs Break it. Something simple that you can fix, that she'll not be able to figure out. Make sure it's something the people over the phone won't be able to help with. When she gets annoyed and frustrated that she can't get it fixed, tell her to get you added to the account, and that you'll sort it. Then fix it, ring up and get the filter taken off. Happy spanking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 The really paranoid bloke at work invited me to his birthday party on Saturday. It's really hard to say no to him without him thinking that you hate him, which I do to be fair. I ended up bullshitting, saying I'm in Bournemouth all weekend as I just happened to be looking at the league table in the paper when he asked, and in a bit of a Keyser Soze moment chose Bournemouth at random. I'm just worried he will check up on me, he really is that paranoid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 2, 2016 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2016 Liars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dAVe80 Posted February 2, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted February 2, 2016 People who make up rubbish excuses, about going to the South Coast, so they don't have to take up my invite of a chance to celebrate my birthday with me. Did they think I wouldn't check?! I've rang every hotel and B&B in the area, and they aren't staying in any of them. Why doesn't he just admit that he hates me? 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 22 hours ago, Shropshire Lad said: Fourth pissed off post in a row (and none of them mentioned an Aston-based football club). Bad day today mate? Pretty challenging! Even worse one today but I'll keep a lid on it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 8 hours ago, villa4europe said: We recently changed our internet, it's now in my missus name, she won't turn the parent settings off I might have to go back to DVDs The whole point of the internet is pornography 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted February 2, 2016 Share Posted February 2, 2016 9 hours ago, villa4europe said: We recently changed our internet, it's now in my missus name, she won't turn the parent settings off I might have to go back to DVDs Or.... Unlimited mobile data and a 4g connection 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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