PongRiddims Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Bit of a shitter mate to be fair, sorry to hear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Bit of a shitter mate to be fair, sorry to hear completely my fault mate, i know the crack at football games nowadays so should of known better. bit harsh but they come down hard on us fans now. should of stayed out of it but like i said my emotions took over.my missus saw it coming she says i get too irate at the football, i blame lerner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Banned from the Villa? First Collymore, now Ruge!To be fair mate, you'd have to arrest me to make me go to a game nowadays! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 When you buy food like bacon or chicken nuggets that you're clearly going to share and you get an odd number of the contents. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 When you buy food like bacon or chicken nuggets that you're clearly going to share and you get an odd number of the contents.Who ever cooks it gets the extra rasher / nugget. Them's the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Share my nuggets? Are you mad bro? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 My missus might complain about that but I don't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Chalkboards outside shops and pubs, trying to be witty. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Women getting served in shops/supermarkets.There's a queue, they know what they're queuing for and what the expectation is of them once they get to the front. They have to exchange money for goods. You'd think they'd get their purse out of their bag whilst waiting their turn, but no - the purse only comes out when all items have been scanned.This daft bint in front of me in the supermarket just then actually waited until the very last moment and then said "Let me get my purse out". Why the **** didn't you do that whilst you were waiting!? Then after a lengthy search, her purse comes out, and she flicks through what seems like thirty store cards and finally pulls out her debit card. Then she realises she has Nectar, so flicks back through her purse for that. Then she puts her debit card in the machine (who doesn't use contactless these days apart from the young or elderly), and then she decides the items have to go in her bag, but not her main bag, nope, she has one of those bags for life in her big bag. So back off her shoulder comes the main bag, and a further rummage takes place for the other one. All the while I'm losing the will to live about how a simple transaction can be made to look so retarded. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 My missus does that every time, it's infuriating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Women getting served in shops/supermarkets.There's a queue, they know what they're queuing for and what the expectation is of them once they get to the front. They have to exchange money for goods. You'd think they'd get their purse out of their bag whilst waiting their turn, but no - the purse only comes out when all items have been scanned.This daft bint in front of me in the supermarket just then actually waited until the very last moment and then said "Let me get my purse out". Why the **** didn't you do that whilst you were waiting!? Then after a lengthy search, her purse comes out, and she flicks through what seems like thirty store cards and finally pulls out her debit card. Then she realises she has Nectar, so flicks back through her purse for that. Then she puts her debit card in the machine (who doesn't use contactless these days apart from the young or elderly), and then she decides the items have to go in her bag, but not her main bag, nope, she has one of those bags for life in her big bag. So back off her shoulder comes the main bag, and a further rummage takes place for the other one. All the while I'm losing the will to live about how a simple transaction can be made to look so retarded. I ggenuinely feel like assaulting these people. They are time thieves. Supermarkets are one of the few places they can get away with it, so they make the most of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poitier Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 As above, but I also hate people insisting on using a card for a £3 purchase. Cash is king!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 My missus does that every time, it's infuriatingMy missus might complain about that but I don't [emoji6]Got a missus then, aye? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I've seen a new craze on FB where people are getting their loved ones ashes put into their jewellery.It's just **** weird. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 My missus does that every time, it's infuriatingMy missus might complain about that but I don't [emoji6]Got a missus then, aye?Yep and she's responsible for 99% of my replies on this thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 As above, but I also hate people insisting on using a card for a £3 purchase. Cash is king!!! Contactless is the new king! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 I've seen a new craze on FB where people are getting their loved ones ashes put into their jewellery. It's just **** weird.or getting their ashes put in the ink and tattooed on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Hopefully cash won't be a thing at all in a few years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Bloody new vending machines at work make the weakest cups of coffee I have ever had the misfortune to drink. There was nothing wrong with the old one which you could adjust the coffee and milk settings but they get rid of it, yet keep the shitty sweets/crisps one which chews your money every other time you use it, the bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djdabush Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 Women getting served in shops/supermarkets.There's a queue, they know what they're queuing for and what the expectation is of them once they get to the front. They have to exchange money for goods. You'd think they'd get their purse out of their bag whilst waiting their turn, but no - the purse only comes out when all items have been scanned.This daft bint in front of me in the supermarket just then actually waited until the very last moment and then said "Let me get my purse out". Why the **** didn't you do that whilst you were waiting!? Then after a lengthy search, her purse comes out, and she flicks through what seems like thirty store cards and finally pulls out her debit card. Then she realises she has Nectar, so flicks back through her purse for that. Then she puts her debit card in the machine (who doesn't use contactless these days apart from the young or elderly), and then she decides the items have to go in her bag, but not her main bag, nope, she has one of those bags for life in her big bag. So back off her shoulder comes the main bag, and a further rummage takes place for the other one. All the while I'm losing the will to live about how a simple transaction can be made to look so retarded. I ggenuinely feel like assaulting these people. They are time thieves. Supermarkets are one of the few places they can get away with it, so they make the most of it. Think I may have mentioned it before in this thread but I have a similar issue with people who go to a cash point and check their balances on 2 or 3 different debit cards before realise they have no money in any of their accounts and after about 3 minutes of faffing they cancel their transaction and slope off. Infuriating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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