lapal_fan Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 1. Cheesy as **** Mars bar once every two year England football adverts. 2. Watching Mrs E use a breast pump. 3. The fact there are never and nice women on One Born. 4. Not having slept for over 2 hours in a single block for over 3 days now. 5. Aston Villa 6. On Topic 7. Babies that will not sleep. 8. The fact there is no beer in the fridge. 9. The fact that I'm **** shattered. 10. The fact that MTS E has just poured tit milk all over the iPad. 11. I'm tired. You think that's bad? I bent a tea spoon earlier trying to scoop out ice cream that just wasn't melted enough! **** my impatient life. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 1. Cheesy as **** Mars bar once every two year England football adverts. 2. Watching Mrs E use a breast pump. 3. The fact there are never and nice women on One Born. 4. Not having slept for over 2 hours in a single block for over 3 days now. 5. Aston Villa 6. On Topic 7. Babies that will not sleep. 8. The fact there is no beer in the fridge. 9. The fact that I'm **** shattered. 10. The fact that MTS E has just poured tit milk all over the iPad. 11. I'm tired. Welcome to fatherhood !!!!! Its the second time around. Trouble is that number 1 was over 3 years ago and I'd forgotten!! Well then .......Welcome back.... I shall drink this nice cold beer for you !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Eames Posted April 14, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 14, 2014 Thanks mate. **** perfect though isn't she?! 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtsimonw Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 She has the same bed cover as me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Looks like you haven't taken the tag off her yet, good luck returning her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Best of luck eames .....I have to do it all again in a few months as well 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Best of luck eames .....I have to do it all again in a few months as well Its awesome. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Very appropriate thread for this kind of chat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 Totes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 14, 2014 Author Share Posted April 14, 2014 bbz xx 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 14, 2014 1. Cheesy as **** Mars bar once every two year England football adverts. 2. Watching Mrs E use a breast pump. 3. The fact there are never and nice women on One Born. 4. Not having slept for over 2 hours in a single block for over 3 days now. 5. Aston Villa 6. On Topic 7. Babies that will not sleep. 8. The fact there is no beer in the fridge. 9. The fact that I'm **** shattered. 10. The fact that MTS E has just poured tit milk all over the iPad. 11. I'm tired. Welcome to fatherhood !!!!! Its the second time around. Trouble is that number 1 was over 3 years ago and I'd forgotten!! With our second I grumbled once while doing a nappy change in the middle of the night, to the tune of "**** this shit, been here and already got the t-shirt", etc. When I later asked the mrs if she thought I should get a vasectomy, she said yes, good idea - so I did. Years later she said that she would really have liked more kids, but she assumed from my tired grumble that night that I was dead set against it (which wasn't true), so she gave up the idea for my sake. Such is life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 14, 2014 Share Posted April 14, 2014 1. Cheesy as **** Mars bar once every two year England football adverts. 2. Watching Mrs E use a breast pump. 3. The fact there are never and nice women on One Born. 4. Not having slept for over 2 hours in a single block for over 3 days now. 5. Aston Villa 6. On Topic 7. Babies that will not sleep. 8. The fact there is no beer in the fridge. 9. The fact that I'm **** shattered. 10. The fact that MTS E has just poured tit milk all over the iPad. 11. I'm tired. Welcome to fatherhood !!!!! Its the second time around. Trouble is that number 1 was over 3 years ago and I'd forgotten!! With our second I grumbled once while doing a nappy change in the middle of the night, to the tune of "**** this shit, been here and already got the t-shirt", etc. When I later asked the mrs if she thought I should get a vasectomy, she said yes, good idea - so I did. Years later she said that she would really have liked more kids, but she assumed from my tired grumble that night that I was dead set against it (which wasn't true), so she gave up the idea for my sake. Such is life. Can't read the v word without my gentlemans region starting to feel all uncomfortable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted April 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2014 I don't know if there's a British sports equivalent to this, but there is a fringe benefit to a snipping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 I don't know if there's a British sports equivalent to this, but there is a fringe benefit to a snipping asking a doctor to cut a small hole in your scrotum; extract the vas deferens; sever the tube and cauterize it; and then, after fixing one-eighth-inch titanium clamps to each end, stuff it back inside your scrotum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Anxiety. **** off **** off **** off **** off **** OFF 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Anxiety. **** off **** off **** off **** off **** OFF I did put it behind a spoiler. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 Anxiety. **** off **** off **** off **** off **** OFF You've probably done this, but just try and calm down and tackle what you're worrying about. Realise that whilst it may be something to have anxiety over, it most likely is something you can talk to someone about. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 (edited) Two things this morning. GoT spoilers on Facebook last night, before it had been broadcast in the UK. I understand I could have avoided this by not going on Facebook, but I didn't expect them to be on that quick between the US and UK broadcasts. Also people who can not park their car between the two white lines. It's not ******* hard! Edited April 15, 2014 by dAVe80 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaggy Posted April 15, 2014 Share Posted April 15, 2014 My cat continually shitting in my back hall when the tray is available. Ready to rub his nose in it, literally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PieFacE Posted April 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 15, 2014 Wow, On topic is really horrendous at the minute isn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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