Stevo985 Posted April 6, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 6, 2023 36 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: The state of this The replies are even worse. I hate this country sometimes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: The replies are even worse. I hate this country sometimes The whole thing. Post/replies, urgh. Edited April 6, 2023 by StefanAVFC 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 20 hours ago, sidcow said: Or women with things like HE11 CAT or B1TCH, both of which I've seen on white luxury cars. I know I would hate any time in their company. These are the kind of females you don't take round to meet your parents, but rather stay at home for a bit of DHUTWU action. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 17 hours ago, sharkyvilla said: The new 4 cans of beer where instead of the plastic holding them together they use superglue or something. I'm genuinely worried I might seriously injure myself prising them apart. These have caused me no end of bother and I now avoid buying them. They use the strongest adhesive known to man! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Xann said: Good timing, it should be nice from tomorrow. Where you staying? Step daughters place in Streatham.. Currently drinking in The Rebel Inn, then going to Tooting for a curry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 18 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Step daughters place in Streatham.. Currently drinking in The Rebel Inn, then going to Tooting for a curry Lovely. Ramadan innit, would suggest getting there early Secret Bar in Tooting Market is £3.50 for Superbock, it's on the side entrance on Totterdown Rd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, Xann said: Lovely. Ramadan innit, would suggest getting there early Secret Bar in Tooting Market is £3.50 for Superbock, it's on the side entrance on Totterdown Rd. Not much of a secret now you've told Rob where it is. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 1 minute ago, villaajax said: Not much of a secret now you've told Rob where it is. Here's the twist. There is a secret bar, and it's not The Secret Bar. Actually @rjw63, there's a record shop next to The Secret Bar too. It's where that signed BB was. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 6, 2023 Share Posted April 6, 2023 2 hours ago, stuart_75 said: These are the kind of females you don't take round to meet your parents, but rather stay at home for a bit of DHUTWU action. When they are in their 30's they'll be asking "where have all the good men gone?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foreveryoung Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 Lego is stupid expensive, the mark up must be insane. I mean the machines they have to make the stuff must churn out a 1000 pieces a penny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted April 7, 2023 Share Posted April 7, 2023 21 hours ago, Xela said: When they are in their 30's they'll be asking "where have all the good men gone?!" And 40's, I was in the dating scene as a newly divorced 40yr old. Many a Tinder profile would mention "knight in shining amour" Great times 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 It's a long time since Jehovas Witnesses rang the doorbell. Don't think I've ever lived anywhere with an intercom/buzzer-in thingy before. That was the most obscure conversation I just witnessed MrsVM have that started off, "hello" "Oh hello, I was just asking your neighbours if they thought it was possible to live forever." I know it's their M.O. but that's not a socially recognised way of introducing yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 3 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: It's a long time since Jehovas Witnesses rang the doorbell. Don't think I've ever lived anywhere with an intercom/buzzer-in thingy before. That was the most obscure conversation I just witnessed MrsVM have that started off, "hello" "Oh hello, I was just asking your neighbours if they thought it was possible to live forever." I know it's their M.O. but that's not a socially recognised way of introducing yourself I’m here for a good time, not a long time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 Haha, I've just had the Jehovah Witnesses round too. Never seen so many in the street! They asked me who I think controls the world, God or Satan? My favourite encounter was when I answered the door and the lady looked at me, looked at the picture of Jesus on her leaflet, then back at me, then at the leaflet 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 8, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2023 Haven't had any JWs round for ages, I almost miss them. Good for a laugh if you're in a good mood and not too busy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 We haven’t had any for years but we do get letters from one that lives nearby a couple of times a year. Not sure if she’s rich or lazy but she gets Royal Mail to deliver her leaflets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 8, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2023 57 minutes ago, villaajax said: They asked me who I think controls the world, God or Satan? Did the answer Rupert Murdoch throw them? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 8, 2023 Moderator Share Posted April 8, 2023 3 hours ago, Genie said: We haven’t had any for years but we do get letters from one that lives nearby a couple of times a year. Not sure if she’s rich or lazy but she gets Royal Mail to deliver her leaflets. It's the new thing, I used to get a few of those Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 4 hours ago, villaajax said: My favourite encounter was when I answered the door and the lady looked at me, looked at the picture of Jesus on her leaflet, then back at me, then at the leaflet She was confused as you shouldn't rise until Easter Sunday 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted April 8, 2023 Share Posted April 8, 2023 10 hours ago, mjmooney said: Haven't had any JWs round for ages, I almost miss them. Good for a laugh if you're in a good mood and not too busy. No JWs round my place either, but loads of door-to-door sales. Usually, they’re quite rude too. Charities are almost the worst. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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