lapal_fan Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 My office is pretty laid back and people just get on with their own thing. But if I find myself done with work on a particular day, say half 4, 4:45ish - I always have this mega battle in my head of whether I should leave or not, because I don't want people to think I'm taking the piss. I've done my work, I got in 20 minutes early, why can't I leave my seat!? I've watched an episode of Shooting Stars instead.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ender4 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 They're also ridiculously fake. what makes you think they are fake. I see a real-life example (ie:between my friends or family) on whatsapp every few days. So for example, last week someone at work sent her mum a whatsapp where the word analysing got changed to 'anal lick'. It was very funny, embarrasing for her, and not fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 They're also ridiculously fake. what makes you think they are fake. I see a real-life example (ie:between my friends or family) on whatsapp every few days. So for example, last week someone at work sent her mum a whatsapp where the word analysing got changed to 'anal lick'. It was very funny, embarrasing for her, and not fake. Sounds fake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 31, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2015 They're also ridiculously fake. what makes you think they are fake. I see a real-life example (ie:between my friends or family) on whatsapp every few days. So for example, last week someone at work sent her mum a whatsapp where the word analysing got changed to 'anal lick'. It was very funny, embarrasing for her, and not fake. Ones like these are a bit of a giveaway Obviously some of these are real. But they're so easy to fake that I bet 90% of them aren't real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 20.01 or 40.01 the .01 on the petrol pump .....every **** time Nahh . . . this is a great excuse to get rid of some of the round brown metal shit in your wallet. I sometimes aim to go over by ten or twenty pence and then pour all those sodding one and two p coins out on the counter. It's great, you can blame this anti-social behaviour on the pump and no-one will get mad. On a side note, since living in a country with no coins, what the **** is the actual point of them? Life is so much easier with no coins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted March 31, 2015 Administrator Share Posted March 31, 2015 They're also ridiculously fake. what makes you think they are fake. I see a real-life example (ie:between my friends or family) on whatsapp every few days. So for example, last week someone at work sent her mum a whatsapp where the word analysing got changed to 'anal lick'. It was very funny, embarrasing for her, and not fake. Ones like these are a bit of a giveaway Obviously some of these are real. But they're so easy to fake that I bet 90% of them aren't real Money is made of cloth, not paper. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Toilet lurkers. Just been to the bog at work. All the cubicles were occupied. But there was a guy stood right outside them, ready to go straight in when somebody came out of one. Gross. I don't know who that chap is but I hate him already 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted March 31, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2015 Toilet lurkers. Just been to the bog at work. All the cubicles were occupied. But there was a guy stood right outside them, ready to go straight in when somebody came out of one. Gross. I don't know who that chap is but I hate him already Yes, that's a very vulnerable moment. Indeed, collective bogs are almost unbearable because of people like this, especially if they're "listeners." And you can't just turn on a water spigot to drown out the sounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 tap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I don't understand the problem with waiting outside the cubicle to go to the bog, if you need a shit you can't run the risk of walking around for a few minutes and have someone else nip in whilst you're fannying about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 It's knowing who left the smell you're walking into that's problem. And vice versa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 I'm quite pleased that, on the previous page, we had a couple of posters correctly refer to the 'toilet'/the 'loo' as the bog(s). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't understand the problem with waiting outside the cubicle to go to the bog, if you need a shit you can't run the risk of walking around for a few minutes and have someone else nip in whilst you're fannying about. Plus you run the risk of the turd sucking itself back up leaving you in a few hours of incredible discomfort Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I haven't shat since my Sunday hangover. I'm really hoping there's some movement today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Get some Granola in you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Rev Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 April fools day on the internet. Sigh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted April 1, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2015 (edited) April fools day on the internet. Sigh. Somebody got you good eh? Edited April 1, 2015 by Tegis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 1, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2015 I don't understand the problem with waiting outside the cubicle to go to the bog, if you need a shit you can't run the risk of walking around for a few minutes and have someone else nip in whilst you're fannying about. It's weird and creepy and disgusting. Walking into a tiny cubicle moments after somebody has a dump is horrible. Plus being there to stare at them just after they've done it is creepy. 20.01 or 40.01 the .01 on the petrol pump .....every **** time Nahh . . . this is a great excuse to get rid of some of the round brown metal shit in your wallet. I sometimes aim to go over by ten or twenty pence and then pour all those sodding one and two p coins out on the counter. It's great, you can blame this anti-social behaviour on the pump and no-one will get mad. On a side note, since living in a country with no coins, what the **** is the actual point of them? Life is so much easier with no coins. Change in your wallet? Eww 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Vets bills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 It's knowing who left the smell you're walking into that's problem. And vice versa. Sitting down and feeling the warmth of the last incumbent is always nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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