dAVe80 Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 1 hour ago, AVFC_Hitz said: What's the deal with the police if they catch you with a Swiss army knife in the UK? Knife fight to the death. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardiffGreens Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, AVFC_Hitz said: What's the deal with the police if they catch you with a Swiss army knife in the UK? Boring answer alert: It's "fine" as long as the blade doesn't lock open and is under 3" long (and you're not attempting to whittle someone into a set of clothes pegs I suppose). Edited January 27, 2017 by CardiffGreens edit as it didn't actually make much sense first time out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 I live in Bulgaria. I've been stopped and searched twice and they've just tossed it on the bonnet along with my keys and wallet. Confiscated my 12" dildo though... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 27, 2017 Share Posted January 27, 2017 3 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: Confiscated my 12" dildo though... Bastards 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 Police will rarely bother with small locking knives if you have a legitimate reason to carry one and it's in context. For example my wheel trims are secured to the wheel with plastic ties. If I need to change the wheel I need to cut those ties. That explanation will/has be accepted in a traffic stop. But it's not going to wash if you are on Platform 2 at New Street and you don't own a car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 18 hours ago, AVFC_Hitz said: I live in Bulgaria. I've been stopped and searched twice and they've just tossed it on the bonnet along with my keys and wallet. Confiscated my 12" dildo though... Ah, cavity search. Gotcha. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted January 29, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 29, 2017 On 1/28/2017 at 00:21, Mandy Lifeboats said: Police will rarely bother with small locking knives if you have a legitimate reason to carry one and it's in context. For example my wheel trims are secured to the wheel with plastic ties. If I need to change the wheel I need to cut those ties. That explanation will/has be accepted in a traffic stop. But it's not going to wash if you are on Platform 2 at New Street and you don't own a car. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 29, 2017 Share Posted January 29, 2017 Footballers and their obsession with Dubai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Is Ed Tudor-Pole to most Dr Who looking man, never to play Dr Who? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 It was a slow day at work and we resorted to debating this statement: All competitive sports that involve a ball are based upon the competitors trying to place the ball(s) somewhere whilst the opposition tries to prevent them OR the competitors try to place the ball in a location before their opponents. We only came up with one "sport" that doesn't fit. That was skittles/bowling. Shotput was hotly debated as the weight of the object is the main factor. The fact it happens to be spherical is irrelevant. Can anyone think of any more? There must be thousands of ball games but seemingly only 2 basic rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenko#4 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 4 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: It was a slow day at work and we resorted to debating this statement: All competitive sports that involve a ball are based upon the competitors trying to place the ball(s) somewhere whilst the opposition tries to prevent them OR the competitors try to place the ball in a location before their opponents. We only came up with one "sport" that doesn't fit. That was skittles/bowling. Shotput was hotly debated as the weight of the object is the main factor. The fact it happens to be spherical is irrelevant. Can anyone think of any more? There must be thousands of ball games but seemingly only 2 basic rules. What about the ball routine in rhythmic gymnastics? It is in the olympics so is technically a sport, and is competitive as you try to score the highest marks. The only reason I can see why not is whether it is technically a sport in its own right, or a subset of gymnastics in general. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Is it my imagination but did we at one point have people posting to VT using 2 different accounts? (10 years ago maybe or was it on another place entirely) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 1, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Is it my imagination but did we at one point have people posting to VT using 2 different accounts? (10 years ago maybe or was it on another place entirely) There were examples of such naughtiness way back when, which is why the last line of the posting guidelines reads ... Quote Duplicate VillaTalk accounts are not permitted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 27 minutes ago, BOF said: There were examples of such naughtiness way back when, which is why the last line of the posting guidelines reads ... But you do it STEVO! dun dun dunnnnnn! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 1 hour ago, BOF said: There were examples of such naughtiness way back when, which is why the last line of the posting guidelines reads ... Ta, I just remembered it but was not 100% sure it was VT, ta, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 1, 2017 6 hours ago, lapal_fan said: But you do it STEVO! dun dun dunnnnnn! Ah to be sure no I feckin' don't wait, which account am I on now? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 How much spare time to people have to post 39,410 times? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted February 1, 2017 Administrator Share Posted February 1, 2017 12 minutes ago, RimmyJimmer said: How much spare time to people have to post 39,410 times? That's about 10 posts a day since he joined. It's a lot, but before the great database reconciliation quite a few posters had more than that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Many were lost during "The great database reconciliation", dark day's indeed. Many still suffer flashbacks or Post-Post Traumatic Error Syndrome, you end up with 39 k + or something ? Many Bothans died to bring us this information. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 9 hours ago, limpid said: That's about 10 posts a day since he joined. It's a lot, but before the great database reconciliation quite a few posters had more than that. Who's top.of the posters league then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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