Ikantcpell Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Xela said: You don't know? No i don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 Roughly? Less than 50? More than 100? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 At what point do we swing our dicks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 none? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Xela Posted December 4, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 4, 2016 3 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: At what point do we swing our dicks? Mine doesn't swing. Its like a wet button mushroom. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Xela said: Roughly? Less than 50? More than 100? More than 100 for sure, iam closing in on 40 and has never had a serious relationship. It's just that i have been to alot of parties that has turned in to mini orgies, and with coke , alcohol and viagra sometimes i dont remember what happened that night or how many girls i slept with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dAVe80 Posted December 4, 2016 Share Posted December 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Ikantcpell said: It's just that i have been to alot of parties that has turned in to mini orgies, and with coke , alcohol and viagra sometimes i dont remember what happened that night or how many girls i slept with. You are Rugeley Villa, and I claim my £5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 5, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 5, 2016 Yeah, every party I go to turns into a bloody mini orgy. So annoying, especially as most of the parties I attend are family gatherings. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, dont_do_it_doug. said: Yeah, every party I go to turns into a bloody mini orgy. So annoying, especially as most of the parties I attend are family gatherings. I know, it's bloody annoying isn't it Dave? You all put your keys into the bowl, you're lucky enough to have the1st pick and it's ALWAYS bloody grandad innit? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted December 5, 2016 Share Posted December 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I know, it's bloody annoying isn't it Dave? You all put your keys into the bowl, you're lucky enough to have the1st pick and it's ALWAYS bloody grandad innit? Ay it. Why don't I ever get my cousin Lisa? Frustrating It's a bit like Secret Santa, but without the laughs. Though there are plenty of screams. We call it Secret Satan. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post chrisp65 Posted December 5, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted December 5, 2016 Just woken up, having awarded myself a day off. There must be 8, 9 maybe 10 naked women here, I've done them all several favours through the night. For the love of Thor, please can just ONE of them be capable of cooking up a decent breakfast? Otherwise this entire night and the day off feels like its just been wasted. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted December 5, 2016 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 5, 2016 I don't know how many women I've slept with, but I do know it's exactly one more than Ikantcpell 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Whats better ......... Finding 20 quid in a pair of trousers you forgot you had .....or fresh sheets on a bed ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 7, 2016 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2016 2 hours ago, Meath_Villan said: Whats better ......... Finding 20 quid in a pair of trousers you forgot you had .....or fresh sheets on a bed ...... The 20 quid. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
il_serpente Posted December 7, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted December 7, 2016 Had we hypothetically forgotten we had the trousers and the 20 quid or just the 20 quid? An important distinction, as I tend to buy very fashionable and expensive trousers and this would be like having found a week's wages if the trousers were also newly rediscovered. On the other hand, the 20 quid isn't much use to me in the land of the dollar and I'd be too much of a lazy word removed to go exchange it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 The fresh sheets would be the better for me, particularly if I had no hand in making the bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 To set the scene .....you take a pair of trousers out of the wardrobe hand in the pocket you find a 20 .... Nothing life changing but the ah yeah I got 20 I forgot about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 The bed would have had to have been in a bad way for it not to be the score. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 How did we come to live in a society where over confidence, arrogance and dishonesty is rewarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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