sidcow Posted May 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2016 21 hours ago, Chindie said: he describes a cat in one of his books as 'a scarred ball of inventive malignancy'. Greebo, Greebo, Greebo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2016 15 hours ago, maqroll said: This cat disagrees with you. Got a problem with that? Like I said earlier Dogs are all evil and should be exterminated . ."he isn't usually like this" "he's just trying to be friendly" "he's only trying to play" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: Like I said earlier Dogs are all evil and should be exterminated . ."he isn't usually like this" "he's just trying to be friendly" "he's only trying to play" No. Even I wouldn't go along with that. Most bad dog behaviour is down to bad owners. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted May 28, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2016 My two, they love snoozing all day, and ripping rodents to bits at night. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 The reason our cats sleep so much is because.Sleeping makes them hungry and then eating makes them tired. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 On 26/05/2016 at 16:29, rodders0223 said: Cats are **** gay. It's often the girls that want them. My other half harped on for 10 years about wanting one, I wasn't having it. Then one just moved in. After a couple of months of him hanging about, my sly Missus secretly negotiated a transfer of ownership. His name is Git. Here he is being one. It's how we referred to him when he wasn't ours, and we used to have to search the place before going out. We had to drive back from Bristol one time cos he'd sneaked in and hid. His then owners fed him through the letterbox. No getting rid of him after that. He prefers me, which pisses her off. She's got no chance of being number one in his affections, as she's vegetarian 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ingram85 Posted May 28, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 28, 2016 Here is Ollie. He is one year old next week. He is a destructive little twonk but fortunately - unfortunately for our sofas - for him he is cute and funny as **** so he stays. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 On 27 May 2016 at 13:04, PussEKatt said: Says it all. Really doesn't. My parents have two cats and both of them are nobbers. It's like anything; there are nice cats and there are horrible cats. Cats are smarter but dogs are more fun. My parents have the two cats and a dog. I have had to pick up crap from all three of them. They're all as needy as each other but at least the dog has some redeeming features. She's also the friendliest creature you're likely to meet. Not a nasty bone in her body. As Mike said, nasty dogs are the result of nasty owners. Cats have their own personalities regardless of their owner I find. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 I just ordered this for my cats' birthday. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Not sure what's worse: the fact you celebrate the birthday of a cat or that you've willingly put that eyesore in your home. Each to their own I guess 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 7, 2016 Share Posted July 7, 2016 Cats', plural! They're litter mates. They'll love it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 7, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 7, 2016 7 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Cats', plural! As should have been obvious from the placing of the apostrophe. Can't expect education from people who don't like cats though, eh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knoppy1987 Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 My cat is called June and she has a big bright pink nose. Adopted her as you do from an RSPCA cattery. One of the best things I have ever done. The most fascinating creatures. Absolute shits, own the place, could not give a rats arse about anything but you still love the bones of them. Mine loves killing spiders, depriving them of legs, usually eight, and leaving them in the shower for the morning run. Other habits include shitting when I have friends around and maneuvering her arse so that it is close to my head when I wake up in the morning. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 On May 28, 2016 at 10:33, Ingram85 said: Here is Ollie. He is one year old next week. He is a destructive little twonk but fortunately - unfortunately for our sofas - for him he is cute and funny as **** so he stays. what a face..he looks really smart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 18, 2016 Share Posted September 18, 2016 (edited) I'm on a rental lease which stipulates no pet animals...but I think I might get a rescue cat and wait and see if my landlord says anything. He's never around and he loves me as a tenant...if he has a problem with it, I'll try and ply him with some cash...or threaten to not renew the lease...I think I can make it work, if not, I'll dump the thing at my sister's, and she won't be able to turn it away. Edited September 18, 2016 by maqroll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Villaninireland Posted September 18, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 18, 2016 I have a mouse in my kitchen where 3 of my lot can go to kill it at night. One of them has brought it in & then couldn't be bothered to finish it off. I got up this morning to this Bloody thing has been at my bacon fat that was going to use to cook lovely fried bread. It has now crossed the line & must go .The cats have had their chance. useless the lot of them . Mumu Tigger & Snork 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post tonyh29 Posted September 22, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted September 22, 2016 Might not have been in this thread but I told before about how my cat of 21 years Bart died a few years back and how this new cat suddenly turned up on our doorstep a few months later ... when we traced the owner , it turned out this cat was also called Bart ... No matter how many times I took this cat back to its owner a few streets away , he kept coming back to us , to the point we adopted him (with the owners consent) He was a rescue cat , had half a tail and a metal plate where he had been run over , but he was still a sprightly little fella , and all the neighbours loved him ... few months back he'd developed a few breathing issues and his heart rate was a little abnormal , medication hadn't cured it , so we took him info an X-ray today .... sadly he died whilst under the anaesthetic ... gutted , only had him a couple of years but the kids adored him , not looking forward to having to tell them tonight this was the day he turned up at our house and the first time we saw him .... later that night he climbed along the fence ,onto the garage roof , jumped from there to the porch roof and then in through our bedroom window ..cheeky bugger 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Ah man, sorry to hear that. He looks the spitting image of my cat. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Villaninireland Posted September 22, 2016 Share Posted September 22, 2016 Oh Tony I am sorry Bart has died.He chose you to be his staff & you gave him a good life. All the best with telling the kids tonight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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