Jump to content

Paddy's "Things that cheer you up"


rjw63

Recommended Posts

9 minutes ago, ender4 said:

Thats mad. 

Also, who are the ERD?

and why does Bham having the highest jobless benefit rates in the country cheer you up?

B23 & B24 (Erdington or the ERD:D

It cheers me up because we rarely make the top 10 of anything .

Edited by Brumerican
Link to comment
Share on other sites

46 minutes ago, Stevo985 said:

Getting lucky with tenants.

Rented my house out last year for the first time. Just got my mid term inspection and the place looks nicer than when I lived there.
The guy's done some decorating (with my permission), put decking down in the garden (again with my permission). Everything's clean and tidy, and they've even had a couple of maintenance issue but the bloke's just fixed it himself with no fuss.

And they want to be there for a while, so I'm sorted :D 

I got unlucky with tenants a few times.  So I left it unoccupied.  So it was broken in to and used by homeless people.  I was lucky enough to sell it for a price above market value there recently.  It's great to have a load off my mind.  You really did get lucky.  It's a complete crap shoot, and the whole thing is stacked towards the tenant if it goes wrong.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 hours ago, Stevo985 said:

Getting lucky with tenants.

Rented my house out last year for the first time. Just got my mid term inspection and the place looks nicer than when I lived there.
The guy's done some decorating (with my permission), put decking down in the garden (again with my permission). Everything's clean and tidy, and they've even had a couple of maintenance issue but the bloke's just fixed it himself with no fuss.

And they want to be there for a while, so I'm sorted :D 

That's great.

Hear so many horror stories of bad tenants. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

7 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Found a great new location for my meth lab. Completely normal suburban house, knocking out kilo’s of the stuff from a facility we’ve excavated under the garden. Had to dig out the garden when the east European knocking shop expanded in to the attic. Couple of false walls and you wouldn’t even know it was there. Clean it up once in a while for the ‘inspection’ and job’s a good ‘un.

10% and I'll never visit

  • Like 2
Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, Brumerican said:

The ERD made a top ten list !

10 AREAS WITH THE HIGHEST JOBLESS BENEFITS RATES

Birmingham Ladywood 10.3% 

Birmingham Hodge Hill 8.9%

Foyle 8.7%

Middlesbrough 8.3% - 

Birmingham, Perry Barr 7.8% 

Birmingham, Erdington 7.6% 

Belfast West 7.4% 

Hartlepool 7.0% 

South Shields 7.0% 

Belfast North 6.8%

4 out of the top 6

Makes yer proud to be a brummie our kid! 

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

9 hours ago, Brumerican said:

B23 & B24 (Erdington or the ERD:D

It cheers me up because we rarely make the top 10 of anything .

B24 crew!

Sy0QN6C.gif

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 day weekend. 

Get in!

Now... must not spend it fapping like an epileptic chimpanzee with ADHD.

Well, not all weekend anyway. 

  • Like 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Xela said:

4 day weekend. 

Get in!

Now... must not spend it fapping like an epileptic chimpanzee with ADHD.

Well, not all weekend anyway. 

2 weeks till mayday? 3 weeks after that till whitweek bank holiday Monday?

im pissed now and just arranged a 10am spoons bpbreakfast with my brother so it's been a decent start

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...
Â