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On 15/09/2016 at 13:20, sharkyvilla said:

My mate's superhero-themed wedding has been cancelled.  I was meant to be a groomsman and have to tear my shirt off to reveal a costume after the ceremony and was dreading look like a clearing in the woods.  Probably makes me a bit of a heartless bastard but hey-ho.

 

On 15/09/2016 at 13:54, Seat68 said:

Did you frown as soon as the word theme was mentioned, I don't know how I would be able to contain my horror at that wedding. The rsvp would be "nah, get to ****".

 

On 15/09/2016 at 13:56, villa4europe said:

normal wedding attire, pair of glasses..."clarke kent mate"

and that would be a stretch

 

On 15/09/2016 at 14:03, BOF said:

Superhero themed wedding.  So does that mean Granny Mable has to turn up in a Wonder Woman costume?

Stupid idea.

 

On 15/09/2016 at 16:57, HanoiVillan said:

I honestly don't think I would do that for even my very best friend.

There is of course a simple solution to this.... Go as The Invisible Man!

Issue solved. 

Me I would go as buster gonad and his unfeasibly large testicles.  That would teach them! 

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10 hours ago, choffer said:

Two extra bags in my multi-pack of nik-naks. One rib 'n' saucy and one scampi.

Best weekend ever!

You wanna get yourself some proper snacks sunshine 

 

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I was watching the women's Triathlon highlights (replay) from Liverpool and on the run-in for home there were two women going head-to-head. Suddenly, about 200m from home, the Australian girl makes a sprint for it. The commentator says something that cracked me up and it went something like:

"McShane's really opened up her legs here and Learmonth's going to have to dig in"

:P

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