rjw63 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: Lenny Bruce did a routine about being rushed to hospital in an ambulance after a heartattack, and still being impressed by the nurse's tits. That reminds me I've got the Dustin Hoffman film "Lennie" to watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 2 minutes ago, sidcow said: If I'm totally honest, when considering the things which might be flashing before my eyes as I shuffle off this mortal coil, I'm really really hoping for a gawp at Rachel Rileys jubblies rather than Carol Vorderman's. Why not both, licking peanut butter off each other... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 26, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2021 5 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Why not both, licking peanut butter off each other... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 (edited) 57 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Lenny Bruce did a routine about being rushed to hospital in an ambulance after a heartattack, and still being impressed by the nurse's tits. In Frank Skinner's book he talks about how he was in a crowd running away from a crazed gunman and he got distracted by a woman's tits bouncing away as she ran next to him Edited May 26, 2021 by Paddywhack 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 26, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2021 On 01/02/2014 at 21:41, maqroll said: Guantanamera in English I am a truthful man From where the palm tree grows And before dying I want To let out the verses of my soul My verse is light green And it is flaming red My verse is a wounded stag Who seeks refuge on the mountain I grow a white rose In July just as in January For the honest friend Who gives me his open hand With the poor people of the earth I want to cast my lot The brook of the mountains Gives me more pleasure than the sea This is completely wrong. It's: One Aston Villa There's only one Aston Villa One Aston Villa There's only one Aston Villa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 hours ago, rjw63 said: Why not both, licking peanut butter off each other... Smooth or crunchy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 3 hours ago, sidcow said: Are they actually hers though? No chance. They've grown more than my waistline over the years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 26, 2021 Author Share Posted May 26, 2021 42 minutes ago, Xela said: Smooth or crunchy? Was gonna say WGAF...then I thought the crunchy bits might prove a clungey irritation so the answer is smooth. Like both of their boxes I imagine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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il_serpente Posted May 26, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2021 2 hours ago, Xela said: No chance. They've grown more than my waistline over the years. Agree. Had to mooney and saw that she appears to have gone from a curvy young thing to someone who needs massive counterweights to keep from falling over forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted May 26, 2021 Share Posted May 26, 2021 Man Utd winning **** all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 27, 2021 Author Share Posted May 27, 2021 9 hours ago, Brumstopdogs said: Haha I have a better one than this. The word is titties, the picture wouldn't get through the VT censor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, rjw63 said: Haha I have a better one than this. The word is titties, the picture wouldn't get through the VT censor Wait, what? The word gets through the filter, but text in an image doesn't? What witchcraft is this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 27, 2021 Moderator Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Wait, what? The word gets through the filter, but text in an image doesn't? What witchcraft is this? I'm going to fairly safely assume the word wouldn't be the problem in a picture containing the word 'titties' 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 6 minutes ago, BOF said: I'm going to fairly safely assume the word wouldn't be the problem in a picture containing the word 'titties' Only one way to find out, @rjw63 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted May 27, 2021 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2021 1 minute ago, It's Your Round said: Only one way to find out, @rjw63 Don't. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 All the crows in the trees just across from me just went nuts. A sort of croaking that I hadn’t heard before. Then they all basically flew up, and there high up above was some sort of bird of prey. Much bigger than the crows, no idea what it was. But the crows went up and basically escorted it out of the area.\ All quiet again now. But quite cool to watch that bit of team work. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 27, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 hours ago, chrisp65 said: All the crows in the trees just across from me just went nuts. A sort of croaking that I hadn’t heard before. Then they all basically flew up, and there high up above was some sort of bird of prey. Much bigger than the crows, no idea what it was. But the crows went up and basically escorted it out of the area.\ All quiet again now. But quite cool to watch that bit of team work. I've seen a single crow take on a red kite in aerial combat. And win. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 5 hours ago, BOF said: Don't. In all my years here that's one thing I've never seen, when I used to be on the gamespot forums there was a "porn suicide" on a monthly basis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, villa4europe said: In all my years here that's one thing I've never seen, when I used to be on the gamespot forums there was a "porn suicide" on a monthly basis Is that someone posting purely to get banned? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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