mjmooney Posted August 4, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, El Zen said: My favourite is Miami Marlins’ second baseman Jazz Chisholm. Must be a commentator’s worst nightmare trying not to say Jizz Chasholm and then giggle with alarming immaturity. Or Chas Jizm. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow1988 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 11 hours ago, Brumerican said: Best name ever. Forest going for penetration in and around the box I see. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, sparrow1988 said: Forest going for penetration in and around the box I see. It remains to be seen what his finishing is like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparrow1988 Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Genie said: It remains to be seen what his finishing is like I've heard that he is quite potent. Good movement up front and has been known to sneak around the back from time to time. Edited August 4, 2022 by sparrow1988 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted August 4, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2022 11 hours ago, Brumerican said: Best name ever. 'Hello, my name is Cum Robertson'. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 4, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, sparrow1988 said: Forest going for penetration in and around the box I see. Literally zero ball control unfortunately though so I can see him being withdrawn early most of the time. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 4, 2022 Moderator Share Posted August 4, 2022 30 minutes ago, sidcow said: Literally zero ball control unfortunately though so I can see him being withdrawn early most of the time. He usually does get a Glory Shot in once or twice a season 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted August 4, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2022 SPUNK! 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted August 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2022 We've had a contractual obligation to implement some new functionality for a client by today - it's quite a small peice of work, but it's been allocated to one of our, putting it politely, "less capable" teams. We've known baout it for 2 months, and every week, in our end of week washup, I ask how they're getting on and if they need any advice. And they never do. It's really only a couple of days work for someone who knows what they're doing, so nobody has been stressing too much, as they keep saying they're on track. Today, at 16:15, they sent me a chat asking if I could help them. It's not even a "just finishing off and stuck on a final snag", it was to discuss some of the absolute fundamentals. At 16:15 on the deadline day. I considered being the bigger man, helping out, and staying as late as needed to get the job done, if it came to it I could have smashed it out in 4-5 hours, not how I'd like, but we could get it done. But what I actually did is say I have to go, knocked off early, and opened a beer. Good luck tomorrow, ****. 10 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post sparrow1988 Posted August 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2022 6 minutes ago, Davkaus said: We've had a contractual obligation to implement some new functionality for a client by today - it's quite a small peice of work, but it's been allocated to one of our, putting it politely, "less capable" teams. We've known baout it for 2 months, and every week, in our end of week washup, I ask how they're getting on and if they need any advice. And they never do. It's really only a couple of days work for someone who knows what they're doing, so nobody has been stressing too much, as they keep saying they're on track. Today, at 16:15, they sent me a chat asking if I could help them. It's not even a "just finishing off and stuck on a final snag", it was to discuss some of the absolute fundamentals. At 16:15 on the deadline day. I considered being the bigger man, helping out, and staying as late as needed to get the job done, if it came to it I could have smashed it out in 4-5 hours, not how I'd like, but we could get it done. But what I actually did is say I have to go, knocked off early, and opened a beer. Good luck tomorrow, ****. Sorry, but we're only making jizz jokes at the minute in here. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 5 minutes ago, sparrow1988 said: Sorry, but we're only making jizz jokes at the minute in here. Yeah, cum back later 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 4, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, Designer1 said: SPUNK! 0 out of 10 for effort. Should have said something like. I hear he's a real trier, he's got a lot of SPUNK. Could do better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 His surname is childishly amusing too folks. Boner tent lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rodders Posted August 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2022 Had a second wedding on Tuesday ( first was 1 year ago during covid so was a city hall do with hardly any guests, but as we we had non refundable deposits for our initial plans we just kept that plan untill now ) and it was fab, weather held, in a lovely venue in the brecons and although I still managed to add stress by pranging the rental van going into the venue requiring an insurance claim, I'm now chilled out on a balcony in Woolacombe taking in sun. 14 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted August 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2022 How'd your other wife take it @Rodders? 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 1 hour ago, sparrow1988 said: Sorry, but we're only making jizz jokes at the minute in here. 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: knocked off early, and opened a beer. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 7 minutes ago, Rodders said: Had a second wedding on Tuesday ( first was 1 year ago during covid so was a city hall do with hardly any guests, but as we we had non refundable deposits for our initial plans we just kept that plan untill now ) and it was fab, weather held, in a lovely venue in the brecons and although I still managed to add stress by pranging the rental van going into the venue requiring an insurance claim, I'm now chilled out on a balcony in Woolacombe taking in sun. Who drives a van to their wedding? Anyway, congrats to you and your hubby x /bantz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted August 4, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted August 4, 2022 13 minutes ago, Davkaus said: How'd your other wife take it @Rodders? UTWU 3 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 11 minutes ago, Xela said: Who drives a van to their wedding? Anyway, congrats to you and your hubby x /bantz Unnecessary serious answer, being a blank canvas wedding we were providing all the decorations and booze ourselves. On one hand highly personalised. On the other **** stressful. Also over stocked on the booze ( oh what a shame ) anticipating various needs, forgetting quite how many of our friends now have kids. ( The bane of weddings in your mid 30s ( 37 still counts as 'mid' right?? ) ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted August 4, 2022 Share Posted August 4, 2022 50 minutes ago, Rodders said: Unnecessary serious answer, being a blank canvas wedding we were providing all the decorations and booze ourselves. On one hand highly personalised. On the other **** stressful. Also over stocked on the booze ( oh what a shame ) anticipating various needs, forgetting quite how many of our friends now have kids. ( The bane of weddings in your mid 30s ( 37 still counts as 'mid' right?? ) ) Of course 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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