Genie Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 (edited) 41 minutes ago, Shropshire Lad said: Best I can find for you. Will probably only work if you’re replying to friends who own a dog with a racially insensitive name. Does that video go with the quote? I thought it was when he was stood near reception introducing people to his black dog. It is my favourite all time comedy. EDIT: actually yeah, probably is right. His dog is called Nelson and that's something different. Edited August 7, 2019 by Genie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted August 7, 2019 Author VT Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, Genie said: Does that video go with the quote? I thought it was when he was stood near reception introducing people to his black dog. It is my favourite all time comedy. EDIT: actually yeah, probably is right. His dog is called Nelson and that's something different. “What's black and slides down Nelson's column? - Winnie Mandela?! Oh yeah, that's good, no, it's not racist, is it?” Noo, not at all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Stevo985 said: On Topic That place scares me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 The "We/I are/am not allowed to say that anymore" victim complex stuff really scrapes the argument barrel dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 In other 'shocked they said it' news my mum came out with the phrase "Happy as a Sandboy" on the phone to me recently and I questioned it. She suggested I prove to her it's a racial thing. Then I read up about it and it turns out it really is about a lad who's happy down the beach. So I had to phone her back and eat humble pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted August 7, 2019 Share Posted August 7, 2019 All this talk about the derogatory Chinese name and no-one has posted this? I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted August 7, 2019 VT Supporter Share Posted August 7, 2019 4 hours ago, VILLAMARV said: In other 'shocked they said it' news my mum came out with the phrase "Happy as a Sandboy" on the phone to me recently and I questioned it. She suggested I prove to her it's a racial thing. Then I read up about it and it turns out it really is about a lad who's happy down the beach. So I had to phone her back and eat humble pie. "Happy as a dog with two dicks" or "happy as a pig in shit" are my favourites. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 My uncle always used to refer to a chines takeaway as a chongy. That's stuck in our house, but not outside the house as people wouldn't understand what the hell I am talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 9 hours ago, mjmooney said: "Happy as a dog with two dicks" or "happy as a pig in shit" are my favourites. What if the dog was non binary and didn’t identify itself with man made gender stereotyping ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 20 hours ago, Xann said: Southern, Gatwick Express and British Airways having a compound cluster***k. I flew out with BA yesterday from LHR ... thankfully only delayed 90 mins ... the ground staff were pretty stressed as they had missing passengers and were having to board planes and do checks to see if they were actually on the flight or not ... and then remove luggage from planes if they weren’t !! We had 3 missing passengers whose luggage had to be removed think I’d missed the worst of it thankfully my gut feel is they were hacked rather than an outage but I’m probably wrong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 40 minutes ago, Seat68 said: My uncle always used to refer to a chines takeaway as a chongy. That's stuck in our house, but not outside the house as people wouldn't understand what the hell I am talking about. chongy is chewing gum where im from and I always took "like a dog with 2 dicks" as meaning persistent or enthusiastic or unable to leave something alone rather than happy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 Anyone who thinks my mum is going to reference dogs penis in polite conversation is barking up the wrong tree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 8, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 hour ago, VILLAMARV said: Anyone who thinks my mum is going to reference dogs penis in polite conversation is pissing on the wrong tree FTFY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 8, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 hours ago, tonyh29 said: I flew out with BA yesterday from LHR ... thankfully only delayed 90 mins ... the ground staff were pretty stressed as they had missing passengers and were having to board planes and do checks to see if they were actually on the flight or not ... and then remove luggage from planes if they weren’t !! We had 3 missing passengers whose luggage had to be removed think I’d missed the worst of it thankfully my gut feel is they were hacked rather than an outage but I’m probably wrong There was some woman on the news last night talking utter cock rot Her point went something like this. We're flying to Croatia, we paid for the more expensive flights with BA because you know we don't expect this to happen with them and now we're going to miss our connection in Vienna. I hindsight we should have gone for the cheaper option and flown direct with Wizz Air. Firstly I have zero sympathy because she's an idiot and secondly when was the last summer BA didn't have some sort of major incident and disruption, jeez they must be the worst carrier out of the UK for ludicrous summer interuptions 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 8, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2019 6 hours ago, tonyh29 said: What if the dog was non binary Well, statistically, though not hard to spot, it doesn't happen - looking at over a thousand dogs, all are binary - e.g. 1001 Dalmations 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 4 minutes ago, blandy said: Well, statistically, though not hard to spot, it doesn't happen - looking at over a thousand dogs, all are binary - e.g. 1001 Dalmations Only 1 in 1010 people will get that joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 8, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, tonyh29 said: Only 1 in 1010 people will get that joke There's actually 10 jokes in there. (maybe I flatter myself) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted August 8, 2019 Share Posted August 8, 2019 1 minute ago, blandy said: There's actually 10 jokes in there. (maybe I flatter myself) I’m refusing to acknowledge the spot attempt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted August 8, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2019 Just now, tonyh29 said: I’m refusing to acknowledge the spot attempt meeoww. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted August 8, 2019 Moderator Share Posted August 8, 2019 Its rare that I get to quote the Spectator because I agree with something it says 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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