TheAuthority Posted December 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2017 38 minutes ago, AvfcRigo82 said: Unless it's one of them stealth ghost ones. The ones where it feels you have just ejected a snake but it's nowhere to be seen nor even a trace on the toilet paper! "One wipe wonders" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 hours ago, Xann said: Or German. Their bogs are designed for stool inspection. I read somewhere that we are programmed deep down somewhere to look at our poop - it's an animal instinct. When I'm in those airport toilets and it automatically flushes it away before I can have a gander I always feel robbed of and deprived of something. What if it had been the perfect poo? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted December 1, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2017 I never ever look at my poo. That's disgusting to me. But I do look at the paper after I wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 you have to look at the paper, it is the key indicator on if it is finished or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I wonder if @AVFCLaura knows this thread is still going strong and the chat continues to flow beautifully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 I feel the last 2 pages will give her immense pride that we, we men, have took general chat and explored the minutiae of the human psyche. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 was it not socrates who said "know thy self?" ( probably not, I'm stabbing in the dark) And what is more intimate than this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Stevo985 said: I never ever look at my poo. That's disgusting to me. But I do look at the paper after I wipe. How would you ever know if you have blood in your stools? Although rare it wont show on a wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, Rodders said: was it not socrates who said "know thy self?" ( probably not, I'm stabbing in the dark) And what is more intimate than this? its's actually Egyptian ..Socrates was just a later Robin Thicke borrowing other peoples work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2017 1 hour ago, tonyh29 said: its's actually Egyptian ..Socrates was just a later Robin Thicke borrowing other peoples work but presumably without the rapey subtext. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 7 minutes ago, choffer said: but presumably without the rapey subtext. Great video though eh? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 1, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 1, 2017 2 minutes ago, Xela said: Great video though eh? *Searches youtube for hot Socrates videos* 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted December 1, 2017 Share Posted December 1, 2017 11 hours ago, tonyh29 said: Socrates was just a later Robin Thicke A deserving googlewhack, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted December 2, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted December 2, 2017 Following on from the stand/sit reveal, are you a wadder or a folder? To clarify - when wiping your arse do you wad together a whole lot of paper and get in to your crevice, or do you neatly fold a square pad for each wipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Depends on the job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Whatever the job takes. It aint clean till I see blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Seat68 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 Saw this on facebook on a non aldi page. Is this legit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Seat68 said: Saw this on facebook on a non aldi page. Is this legit? It's been reported on a good few newspaper websites and social media, and the Aldi twitter feed appears to have spent all day telling people its true. But can't find it on their official site... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted December 2, 2017 Share Posted December 2, 2017 I hope it is. Fantastic gesture if so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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