Stevo985 Posted December 3, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted December 3, 2017 It's legit. I don't know if that particular image is an official post, but the OH works for Aldi head office and they're definitely doing something like that on xmas eve, I'm sure a lot more people would believe that post if they hadn't written it in **** Comic Sans 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted December 3, 2017 Moderator Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: It's legit. I don't know if that particular image is an official post, but the OH works for Aldi head office and they're definitely doing something like that on xmas eve, I'm sure a lot more people would believe that post if they hadn't written it in **** Comic Sans "Starving this Xmas? Not on our watch! LOL!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: It's legit. I don't know if that particular image is an official post, but the OH works for Aldi head office and they're definitely doing something like that on xmas eve, I'm sure a lot more people would believe that post if they hadn't written it in **** Comic Sans The font is precisely the reason I didn't believe it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 On 02/12/2017 at 00:51, TheAuthority said: Following on from the stand/sit reveal, are you a wadder or a folder? To clarify - when wiping your arse do you wad together a whole lot of paper and get in to your crevice, or do you neatly fold a square pad for each wipe? I have been known to use a whole Andrex before! ... little bastard was still licking it off himself 3 days later! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 4 sheets folded neatly on top of each other. I have been known to do a bit of keyhole surgery as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 I stand to wipe my arse, can't do it sitting down and god knows how people do it that way. I also just screw a load of toilet paper up and wipe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Rugeley Villa said: I stand to wipe my arse, can't do it sitting down and god knows how people do it that way. I also just screw a load of toilet paper up and wipe. You can tell the sort... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 1 minute ago, Xela said: You can tell the sort... I like to be ready at all times. You will do well to catch me with my trousers around my ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 2 pieces if good quality, folded - I'm not a rat. 4 pieces of standard, folded. 0 pieces of see through, works toilet - I don't wipe if I can see my fingers through it. I wait to poop elsewhere. #classyshitter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) I told my wife that I did a 'Counter Terrorist' course at work yesterday. She very quickly replied "Did you count many?". I didn't like that she spotted that joke when I didn't** so I shouted, "It is not funny! Terrorism is a very serious, very real threat and you should not make silly jokes about it!!"* *This bit isn't true ** This bit is Edited December 5, 2017 by Paddywhack 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 31 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I told my wife that I did a 'Counter Terrorist' course at work yesterday. She very quickly replied "Did you count many?". I didn't like that she spotted that joke when I didn't** so I shouted, "It is not funny! Terrorism is a very serious, very real threat and you should not make silly jokes about it!!"* *This bit isn't true ** This bit is I did a similar sounding course through the nhs last week. Utterly pointless. Just some poor girl having to read from a sheet that the DoH sent her. I basically turned up, signed my name, stared at the walls for 50 minutes then went back to work. Has nothing to do with what you were on about but yeah...... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 5 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: I did a similar sounding course through the nhs last week. Utterly pointless. Just some poor girl having to read from a sheet that the DoH sent her. I basically turned up, signed my name, stared at the walls for 50 minutes then went back to work. Has nothing to do with what you were on about but yeah...... So when a big bomb goes off and you are the first to die, IT'S YOUR FAULT. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ingram85 said: I did a similar sounding course through the nhs last week. Utterly pointless. Just some poor girl having to read from a sheet that the DoH sent her. I basically turned up, signed my name, stared at the walls for 50 minutes then went back to work. Has nothing to do with what you were on about but yeah...... Sounds like ours was a little better, it was someone from West Midlands police. There was a video about what to do if a gunman gets in to your building. I was giggling though because this woman from the Office was one of the actors in it. "Would you like to do this again?" "What with you? Wouldn't have thought so." 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 I had Dobby from Peep Show presenting our videos. That was as interesting as it got. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) 10 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: So when a big bomb goes off and you are the first to die, IT'S YOUR FAULT. It was called PREVENT so was more about spotting signs of extremism early under the mental health service and who to refer to. I already knew it. So shut your stupid face stupid Lapal Edited December 5, 2017 by Ingram85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: Sounds like ours was a little better, it was someone from West Midlands police. There was a video about what to do if a gunman gets in to your building. I was giggling though because this woman from the Office was one of the actors in it. "Would you like to do this again?" "What with you? Wouldn't have thought so." Oh for fu.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 7 minutes ago, Xela said: Oh for fu.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 (edited) 9 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Whenever I hear "If You Don't Know Me By Now" on the radio I always sing the Brent version over it! "iF YOU DON'T KNOW ME!" Edited December 5, 2017 by Xela 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 Haha yeah, I used to quite like that song but it's just funny now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted December 5, 2017 Share Posted December 5, 2017 There's concerns that the anonymity of Jamie Bulger's killers has been compromised. No shit. New look Venables appeared on my screen just the other day. Anyone else see him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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