Popular Post Davkaus Posted February 15, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 With the equipment at my disposal, I am unable to replicate a noise that would be audible from a nearby cubicle. Could you ask him how big his cock is, for science? If he doesn't understand why you're asking, just explain you shared his todger whacking habit with the internet. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 25 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: I'm just kinda glad pumping seems to mean farting in this story That had me confused too until I read a few extra posts! This thread for the last few posts has been both mental and hilarious. Although I am seriously worried about the sanity of Padders. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, VILLAMARV said: I'm just kinda glad pumping seems to mean farting in this story I didn't want to be rude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 5 hours ago, Davkaus said: Disregarding the various social clangers for a minute, surely there's no **** way that someone can whack their todger off their leg loudly enough that it sounds like clapping/loud farts? BRB I tried and I just hurt my todger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I guess if he's got really hairy legs and perhaps a long hairy penis, by whacking the two together he could get some sort of Velcro-like sound which could sound a bit farty through a cubicle door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 Just ready to take off. You cannot petition the Lord with prayer! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 17, 2017 Share Posted February 17, 2017 9 hours ago, Rugeley Villa said: Just ready to take off. You cannot petition the Lord with prayer! Where you going? I reckon Benidorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 15/02/2017 at 11:10, Davkaus said: What happens in the toilet, stays in the toilet. You don't talk to people about their activity at the urinal! Bloke I used to work with ALWAYS started his piss then carried on no hands by placing his hands behind the back of his head (the one at the top of his neck before there are any smutty comments). I told anyone who would listen about it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 15/02/2017 at 12:16, Davkaus said: Disregarding the various social clangers for a minute, surely there's no **** way that someone can whack their todger off their leg loudly enough that it sounds like clapping/loud farts? BRB I was thinking that. If I whacked my todger against my leg someone might confuse that sound with the sound of a knapkin being placed on a table 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 17, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2017 On 15/02/2017 at 17:38, Xela said: I tried and I just hurt my todger. I just spat out some beer reading that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 18, 2017 Share Posted February 18, 2017 19 hours ago, Xela said: Where you going? I reckon Benidorm I'm in Paris and fly back tomorrow morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicho Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 Anyone use a cut throat razor for shaving? I have just ordered one, this may be one of my last posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 10 minutes ago, Nicho said: Anyone use a cut throat razor for shaving? I have just ordered one, this may be one of my last posts. I used to have a man in Hanoi who did that for me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 19, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2017 Just went into on topic by mistake. Saw the relegation thread near the top and got the hell out of there as soon as I could. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 (edited) I've been using a double edge saftey razer for a few years. It's the closest shave I've ever had, and the last time I bought some blades, I think they were about 15p each. I can't believe the amount people spend on Gilette shite. I'm still occasionally careless enough to nick myself though, so I can't see me stepping up to a cut throat. Edited February 19, 2017 by Davkaus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 19, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 19, 2017 1 minute ago, Davkaus said: I've been using a double edge saftery razer for a few years. It's the closest shave I've ever had, and the last time I bought some blades, I think they were about 15p each. I can't believe the amount people spend on Gilette shite. I have thick, fast growing facial hair, so I shave a LOT, as much as I hate it. Gilette maybe expensive. But it's not shite. Of all the razors I've ever used, the Mach 3 is easily the best shave. Annoyingly expensive though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 2 hours ago, sidcow said: Just went into on topic by mistake. Saw the relegation thread near the top and got the hell out of there as soon as I could. I just won't go in there until we've won a few games, which might be months away. I got to the point where it just made me miserable. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted February 19, 2017 Share Posted February 19, 2017 I'm a lazy bastard so I let my face get scruffy until I can be bothered to have a trim. The perks of being a student/long-distance relationships. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Wainy316 Posted February 20, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 20, 2017 Stop this shaving nonsense. Grow beards. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted February 20, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Wainy316 said: Stop this shaving nonsense. Grow beards. Dear Lord. ENOUGH WITH THE BEARDS!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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