Xela Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 8 hours ago, dAVe80 said: Went in The Shakespeare when I was in Brum the other week, for the Sabbath gig. Very nice pint in there, decent grub, and fine selection of ales. I've not got into town much in the past 10 years or so, and my trips to Brum these days just tend to be with the family based in Erdington, and going to see the Villa. I was pleasantly surprised at how smart it's looking round New Street these days. Yeah the last few years its greatly improved. So many places to drink and eat now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 7 hours ago, choffer said: I've not been out in Birmingham for a while. Is Stoodi Bakers still there? Ahhh memories! Got tanked up on Smirnoff Mule there on more than a few occasions! Used to go lunchtimes as well as I worked nearby.. I think it was 3 bottles of Stella for £3 lunchtime offer. Me and 2 mates used to go... 9 Stella's please. The afternoon wasn't very productive after guzzling 3 bottles each in about 45 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 1 hour ago, AshVilla said: Good luck buddy can't think of anything worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2017 Share Posted February 14, 2017 Valentines day... time to treat myself tonight. Premium hand lotion to be used for my candlelit tommy tank. I could listen to the Villa but I don't want to lose any more of my dignity. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I was in the cubicle at work the other day when someone came in to the toilet to have a wee at the urinal. He then did several very loud clapping like pumps in quick succession which made me giggle. He coughed whilst washing his hands thus revealing his identity to me, so after I'd finished up I went over to his desk and said "that was impressive" and started clapping my hands. He had no idea what he was on about. I said, "that was you in the toilet, pumping?". He said he was in there but he didn't pump. I walked away a bit confused, wandering what the noise was then. I told someone else at work this story and they said, "Oh yeah, I know what that was. After a wee he whacks his todger off his leg, I've seen him do it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted February 15, 2017 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 31 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: I was in the cubicle at work the other day when someone came in to the toilet to have a wee at the urinal. He then did several very loud clapping like pumps in quick succession which made me giggle. He coughed whilst washing his hands thus revealing his identity to me, so after I'd finished up I went over to his desk and said "that was impressive" and started clapping my hands. He had no idea what he was on about. I said, "that was you in the toilet, pumping?". He said he was in there but he didn't pump. I walked away a bit confused, wandering what the noise was then. I told someone else at work this story and they said, "Oh yeah, I know what that was. After a wee he whacks his todger off his leg, I've seen him do it." There isn't a single part of this story that isn't very very weird. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: I was in the cubicle at work the other day when someone came in to the toilet to have a wee at the urinal. He then did several very loud clapping like pumps in quick succession which made me giggle. He coughed whilst washing his hands thus revealing his identity to me, so after I'd finished up I went over to his desk and said "that was impressive" and started clapping my hands. He had no idea what he was on about. I said, "that was you in the toilet, pumping?". He said he was in there but he didn't pump. I walked away a bit confused, wandering what the noise was then. I told someone else at work this story and they said, "Oh yeah, I know what that was. After a wee he whacks his todger off his leg, I've seen him do it." Firstly, why would you go and speak to him about it? That's weird. Secondly, after he denied knowledge of it, why did you then ask him if he was farting? Thirdly, why did you then go and tell someone else about it? **** Colin. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted February 15, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 What happens in the toilet, stays in the toilet. You don't talk to people about their activity at the urinal! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Stevo985 Posted February 15, 2017 Author VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted February 15, 2017 (edited) Why were you paying so much attention to someone farting? Why did you ask him about farting? Why did you clap? Why did he even entertain the line of questioning? Why were you confused and not just assume he was lying? Why did you tell someone else at work this already weird story? Why did the person you told already know exactly what you were talking about? Why was that person paying so much attention to the first guy when THEY were in the toilet? Why were they looking at the other guy's genitals so closely that he could see him whacking his todger off his own leg? Why would they admit this to you? WHY WAS THAT GUY WHACKING HIS TODGER OFF HIS OWN LEG?WHY?WHY?!?!?!?! Edited February 15, 2017 by Stevo985 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 (edited) It's vojinoma weird. Think about that for a moment. edit. is this PoP? not sure as he isn't around anymore - will delete upon a lovingly written request Edited February 15, 2017 by lapal_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 42 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: It's vojinoma weird. Think about that for a moment. edit. is this PoP? not sure as he isn't around anymore - will delete upon a lovingly written request This coming from someone who's grabbed a fistful of my pubes when at the urinal on more than one occasion!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Paddywhack said: This coming from someone who's grabbed a fistful of my pubes when at the urinal on more than one occasion!? Look at you! Talking about weird stuff again! (when did that happen? I cant remember) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: Look at you! Talking about weird stuff again! (when did that happen? I cant remember) Get a room you two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 15, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 15, 2017 Or a cubicle. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 (edited) 54 minutes ago, Stevo985 said: Why were you paying so much attention to someone farting? They were comical loud ones Why did you ask him about farting? I wanted to congratulate him Why did you clap? I wasn't applauding, I was mimicking the pumping Why did he even entertain the line of questioning? He's a good laugh Why were you confused and not just assume he was lying? He would have admitted to it Why did you tell someone else at work this already weird story? They overheard Why did the person you told already know exactly what you were talking about? He's been confused by it before too Why was that person paying so much attention to the first guy when THEY were in the toilet? It's hard to miss! Why were they looking at the other guy's genitals so closely that he could see him whacking his todger off his own leg? He wasn't looking, he was next to him at the urinal and realised that's what it was. Why would they admit this to you? See above WHY WAS THAT GUY WHACKING HIS TODGER OFF HIS OWN LEG? Well this was the reason for my post..weird innit? Edited February 15, 2017 by Paddywhack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Disregarding the various social clangers for a minute, surely there's no **** way that someone can whack their todger off their leg loudly enough that it sounds like clapping/loud farts? BRB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 5 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Disregarding the various social clangers for a minute, surely there's no **** way that someone can whack their todger off their leg loudly enough that it sounds like clapping/loud farts? BRB Well this is why I think it warrants discussion. Honestly, it was really loud. I think he's a lucky boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 15, 2017 Author VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2017 24 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: Did the first guy have his trousers down around his knees? Surely it would have to be skin on skin to make a clapping noise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 Just now, Stevo985 said: Did the first guy have his trousers down around his knees? Surely it would have to be skin on skin to make a clapping noise? See, you guys are just as curious as I was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted February 15, 2017 Share Posted February 15, 2017 I'm just kinda glad pumping seems to mean farting in this story 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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