Dodgyknees Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 On 28/01/2017 at 15:22, snowychap said: It looks like: You're being paid £618.10. I'm guessing this payslip is from your previous p/t employer? The (negative) deductions are your tax being refunded (£617.40) minus a few deductions that they obviously haven't put through before (totalling £21.49) = £595.91 and then you've been paid holiday pay of £22.19 which adds up to £618.10. You do need to watch and make sure that the overpay is then not also refunded by mistake by your new (current) employer. Yeah sorted and into my bank. Nothing beats having a massive bulge early on a Monday morning. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, BOF said: GET OUT OF MY HEAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 Happy Birthday @mjmooney! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 30, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2017 Thank you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 30, 2017 Moderator Share Posted January 30, 2017 Ooh yes indeed. Happy birthday @mjmooney. They must be running out of numbers by now. Sorry, had to be said. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted January 30, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 30, 2017 At least I'm in this thread and not the deadpool one. Yet. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 8 hours ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: Have you seen the video of Jack getting ready for some of the scenes in The Shining, scary stuff. He basically looks like a boxer getting ready in the dressing room. No, but sounds intriguing. Will have to have a look for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted January 30, 2017 Share Posted January 30, 2017 16 hours ago, Xela said: No, but sounds intriguing. Will have to have a look for it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 We've had a big move around at work, pretty much everyone has moved floors or at least desk. There's a rather large girl in the office who I was just talking to in the break room and I asked if she'd been moved. She said "Yeah, I'm on the same floor, but I'm right in the corner now" I said "Oh that's good, nice and hidden out the way, no one can see you" She took it the wrong way. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 47 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: We've had a big move around at work, pretty much everyone has moved floors or at least desk. There's a rather large girl in the office who I was just talking to in the break room and I asked if she'd been moved. She said "Yeah, I'm on the same floor, but I'm right in the corner now" I said "Oh that's good, nice and hidden out the way, no one can see you" She took it the wrong way. Rapey #bantz #classiccolin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 On 29/01/2017 at 13:34, mjmooney said: Dem's gambling mate found out on Sat that one of my mates bet £500 on Nadal to win his semi-final in the US open £500 bet to win £200 I once agonised over putting $5's on red in a casino Makes you wonder how much he is losing each week though ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 2, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 2, 2017 5 hours ago, Paddywhack said: She took it the wrong way. Don't worry. I imagine she probably chooses to take offence whenever the opportunity presents itself. Seeing as she did take offence, you should have clarified with "Of course I didn't mean it that way. After all, there's no way they could hide you". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 8 hours ago, Paddywhack said: She took it the wrong way. UTWU? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 4 minutes ago, Jon said: UTWU? Her arse has got more on its plate than she has. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demitri_C Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 On 29/01/2017 at 13:34, mjmooney said: Re: Dem's gambling mate a few pages back. Something vaguely similar happening with a friend of mine. Old mate, always regarded by our gang as one of the most financially comfortable and money-savvy among us - good career man. BUT married to an absolutely batshit crazy bunny boiler of a wife, who's never done a day's work, and always given him a hard time. There's been an on-off separation/divorce saga going on for years - although to speak to her, you'd think everything was sweetness and bliss. Anyway, yesterday, he emailed a mutual friend of ours saying he was in a bit of financial difficulty and wanting to borrow (get this) £150. We can't decide if this was a typo for a considerably larger amount. My other friend is rather bewildered (as am I), and a bit worried about this guy's state of mind. Strange one, and I can't imagine how it's going to pan out. Hopefully it's not the same as mine. I seen my cousin a few times this week and we haven't mentioned it just been normal. It's hard if he hadn't had come to my house I would never have known he hides it well. Hopefully your friends not in big trouble and it's just a small loan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 3, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Demitri_C said: Hopefully it's not the same as mine. I seen my cousin a few times this week and we haven't mentioned it just been normal. It's hard if he hadn't had come to my house I would never have known he hides it well. Hopefully your friends not in big trouble and it's just a small loan Well, we're still a bit in the dark. I mean he wants what is basically a trivial amount of money for a couple of MONTHS. He can't live on £150 for two months, so we thought he might be hitting up several friends for similar amounts, but it would seem not - he hasn't asked me, and I've checked a few other friends - nothing. When this happens with previously solvent people, it's usually either drugs or gambling. I'm pretty sure he's not a junkie, and I've not known him to gamble much, but I guess you never know. Meanwhile, his deranged missus has been commenting on my wife's FB posts as if nothing is wrong. I'm bemused by it all, but still a liitle worried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted February 3, 2017 Moderator Share Posted February 3, 2017 Cry for help? A request out of character. Enough to get you all asking WTF. Maybe innocently arrange a lads night out, but with a view to having a chat at some point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 3, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2017 2 hours ago, BOF said: Cry for help? A request out of character. Enough to get you all asking WTF. Maybe innocently arrange a lads night out, but with a view to having a chat at some point. Oh, my thoughts exactly. Problem is, he lives in Brum, I'm in Leeds, and our other mate (the one he approached) is in London. And the mad wife basically has him so cowed that he rarely dares go out with us for a beer when we're in the same town anyway. She's a poisonous bitch, a total parasite, but they have a teenage son whom she uses as emotional blackmail. My concern for him as a mate is tempered by my wariness about getting involved in his shitstorm of a marriage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post This Could Be Rotterdam Posted February 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2017 I'm currently managing in a new office so have been trying to get to know some of the staff a bit better. One woman I got talking to today started telling me about her mom passing away last year and the fact she was given her ashes. Then I made the mistake of asking where she spread them. Her exact response was... 'oh I didn't. I carry them round with me in my handbag... *points to floor, right by where my feet are*... That way she's always with me wherever I go. Then sometimes if I'm somewhere I think is really pretty, like last month when I was coming down the escalator in harrods, well, POOF, I just grab a handful and away she goes. I reckon there's about half of her left now' 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Davkaus Posted February 3, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted February 3, 2017 (edited) Tread carefully, she's a **** mentalist. Also....Harrods?! I like to think there is an afterlife, and her poor mum is looking on thinking "My arm is swimming in filthy mop water in a Harrod's cleaner's bucket, the stupid bitch". Edited February 3, 2017 by Davkaus 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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