ismail-villa Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 In your dreams wanksock Well yes Dat ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 The times they are a changin' (In the USA) Just rode my bike down near a local park with sports fields, playground, etc. Empty Little League baseball field Soccer field with about 150 young kids being instructed in passing drills Send the coach down Bodymoor Heath way when he's done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I've never wanted the ground to swallow me up as much as I did last night. I went to see this singer/guitarist at a small gig. He was telling me how he gets paid £500 for weddings. I slagged him off to a couple afterwards. I said 'why would you pay £500 for that, he's pretty shite.' He overheard. Plus the couple are having him at their wedding next year. I'm still cringing. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Stand tall. Its your opinion and you are entitled to it. Was he genuinely rubbish? If so then **** him and **** that couple for being idiots. People should not be ashamed for calling a spade a spade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 8pints writing to Viz? I thought you said your name was Otto? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Being at Glastonbury then coming back to a job I have no interest in has really done my swede in. Strongly tempted to give in my notice. I recently quit my job, it's quite liberating! Today I've been reading my book in my back yard while working on my tan. Had a nice bike ride, and then went for a light run. Rode my down to a lake and watched the swans drift around. Picked up a six pack of Clausthaler which I intend to sip on as I watch the sunset. Then I'm gonna watch the Tour de France which I recorded this morning. I don't care that I'm hemorrhaging money at the moment! I'd love to leave my job but wouldn't be able to relax knowing my money would run out if i never got another job! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 (edited) For the first time in my life I actually have a job I like, and would like to keep. The pay isn't the best (£22k) but it will do for now and there is plenty of scope for upward progression working for a big international company like Colliers International. For me to leave a job I would need to have at least £4,000 in the bank to keep me tide over until my next role. Especially as I have £350 a month rent to pay. Edited July 19, 2014 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 What do you do at Colliers? I used to work at Chesterton International, who were chartered surveyors / property consultants, until they went bust in the early 2000's! I see one of my old bosses, Graham Ryall, is a Director at Colliers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Bloody hell small world I know Graham Ryall. I am a data analyst and researcher. Our office is at number eleven brindley place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted July 19, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 19, 2014 I am going to phone them up on Monday and announce that somebody in the office has a scat fetish. The guy who goes red will be the guilty one 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 That was some hailstorm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 I've never wanted the ground to swallow me up as much as I did last night. I went to see this singer/guitarist at a small gig. He was telling me how he gets paid £500 for weddings. I slagged him off to a couple afterwards. I said 'why would you pay £500 for that, he's pretty shite.' He overheard. Plus the couple are having him at their wedding next year. I'm still cringing. Haha, that reminds me of a time when I was working at this bar and was taking to these girls...they said that they had just come from another bar down the street, and mentioned one of the bartenders there (a real shithead).... I said "Oh yeah, that guy's a real shithead." To which one of the girls replied, "He's my fiancee." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted July 19, 2014 Moderator Share Posted July 19, 2014 Should've been asleep a couple of hours ago really, but I'm finally feeling proper scared about this move. Going on my own for the first 3 weeks too and I'll really miss my other half. It'll be the longest we've been apart. I know Vancouver's an amazing place, I know I'm really fortunate, and I know it's only 3 weeks away from the wife, but by crikey I've got the yips tonight! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 19, 2014 Share Posted July 19, 2014 Touch yourself, gently. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mikeyp102 Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Should've been asleep a couple of hours ago really, but I'm finally feeling proper scared about this move. Going on my own for the first 3 weeks too and I'll really miss my other half. It'll be the longest we've been apart. I know Vancouver's an amazing place, I know I'm really fortunate, and I know it's only 3 weeks away from the wife, but by crikey I've got the yips tonight! Best of luck you'll be fine I'm sure, with technology these days you can always make contact with those you love 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 Hey NV can you design my wank glove? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted July 20, 2014 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2014 Hey NV can you design my wank glove? Sorry mate, I only design good ones. Have you tried Warrior? PS lads - probably exactly the responses I need. Feeling a lot better so far this morning. Let's do this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 20, 2014 Share Posted July 20, 2014 (edited) edit: broken link is broken. Edited July 22, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted July 21, 2014 Share Posted July 21, 2014 Raging rage! Been a really hard weekend... was at a festival and it all went mental (I was looking working on a stand). Two of my colleagues got into a fight with each other, then one of their partners threatened another, all walked out and I had to cover the whole weekend alone. So fed up of covering up the shit and acting as spindoctor "We had a fantastic weekend... success..." etc...! So am home for the afternoon and am just gonna play FM and watch films. STRESSSSSSSSED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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