lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 42 minutes ago, Seat68 said: This thread is undoing a lot of respect I had for people. Literally who the **** hell eats the crust on a pizza first. Who. What do you bloody hold on to. **** sake. Seriously. Not even pissed off at this, I am **** angry. You had respect for people on here? Jesus man. This forum is the equivalent of a choice of bacon (me) or dog shit (everyone else) for tea. I bet most of the "people" on here are kept in cages when they finish working, if they're even capable of working. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 29, 2020 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2020 30 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Could have sworn Doug Ellis invented that........ No that's the bicycle wheel. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wazzap24 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: This rather embarrassing but I've always fold pizza in half and eat it like a sandwich You mean there are people that DON’T do this? It’s the only way to eat Pizza. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 What sa matter you You wanna knife n forka in a ma place What sa matter you You get a pizza in a your face What sa matter you .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 46 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Why do they cook it in clay ovens then dickhead? Clay's well old. @everyone, ****' check this knob out! You're well old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, bickster said: Pizza wheel is for cutting pizza not a frickin knife and fork. Pizza with a knife and fork is stone age behaviour Nope and this isn’t just for pizza it’s for a lot of foods...you need some good quality kitchen scissors 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 7 hours ago, GarethRDR said: My wife eats pizza crust first, working her way to the middle. This is weird, is it not? Yes. The crust is to be used to dunk in the garlic and herb dip 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 I will only use a knife and fork for pizza if its a really thin crust and i'm in a restaurant. I found out the hard way when I picked up a slice and it flopped and the toppings slid off and landed in my lap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Not really a food perversion but occasionally a double fried egg and brown sauce sandwich for breakfast. Oh yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Discovered a cracking combo recently, sausages on crumpets. Absolutely banging. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 18 minutes ago, Xela said: I will only use a knife and fork for pizza if its a really thin crust and i'm in a restaurant. I found out the hard way when I picked up a slice and it flopped and the toppings slid off and landed in my lap. At least that’s what you told the manager as you were caught furiously rubbing at your lap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Discovered a cracking combo recently, sausages on crumpets. Absolutely banging. Don’t they just roll off when you pick them up? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Discovered a cracking combo recently, sausages on crumpets. Absolutely banging. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, It's Your Round said: Don’t they just roll off when you pick them up? Not if you butterfly them up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 19 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Not if you butterfly them up I am using that the next time my wife asks what's for breakfast, we are having butterflied sausages in warm bread and brown sauce. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 59 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Discovered a cracking combo recently, sausages on crumpets. Absolutely banging. I'm going to try that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 1 hour ago, Xela said: Not really a food perversion but occasionally a double fried egg and brown sauce sandwich for breakfast. Oh yes! Your too early @Xela We're on Pizza at the moment 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 7 minutes ago, mjmooney said: I'm going to try that. Gonna guarantee you won’t be disappointed. Unless you dislike sausages and/or crumpets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannedfromHandV Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 36 minutes ago, Sid4ever said: I am using that the next time my wife asks what's for breakfast, we are having butterflied sausages in warm bread and brown sauce. Has to be crumpets man, warm bread is a different ball game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Pikelet > Crumpet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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