sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 You sick ducks folding your Pizza. Just get a calzone for the sake of the children. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 I always eat pizza with knife and fork but out of necessity. My upper teeth just don't work. I probably should have had a brace as a kid or something If I eat a bacon sandwich I will bite into it and pull away with the top and bottom bit of bread and the whole bacon rasher pulled out of the rest of the sandwich. If I bite into a pizza slice I will pull away the whole of the topping with me with a piece of base with a smear of tomato sauce in my hand and cheesy tomato sauce dangling all over my chin and down my shirt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 Which reminds me which of you sick beerstewards have your bacon all undercooked and rubbery. Bacon should only be consumed when nice and crispy. OK this means I can bite through it properly as it snaps in half but it is also only edible in that state. I've had rubbery bacon in the past which has literally made me heave. Disgusting stuff. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: Unless you dislike sausages and/or crumpets. Sorry, I don't understand what you've just written there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, Xela said: Pikelet > Crumpet Absolutely. More and more difficult to find these days but by jingo they are just to die for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 Hello, hello. Where has everyone gone to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 8 minutes ago, sidcow said: My upper teeth just don't work. I probably should have had a brace as a kid or something If I eat a bacon sandwich I will bite into it and pull away with the top and bottom bit of bread and the whole bacon rasher pulled out of the rest of the sandwich. You are Ed Milliband and I claim my five pounds 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 22 minutes ago, sidcow said: Hello, hello. Where has everyone gone to? Probably still trying to imagine you eating a pizza with those teeth 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 Shovel gob! @sidcow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 29, 2020 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2020 43 minutes ago, sidcow said: Which reminds me which of you sick beerstewards have your bacon all undercooked and rubbery. Bacon should only be consumed when nice and crispy. OK this means I can bite through it properly as it snaps in half but it is also only edible in that state. I've had rubbery bacon in the past which has literally made me heave. Disgusting stuff. Get out of here, bacon should only just about be shown a flame. Crispy bacon, thats American shite. Pigs died to give yu that delight and you go and burn them to a crisp The wayAmericans eat bacon is just wrong 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 29, 2020 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2020 42 minutes ago, sidcow said: Absolutely. More and more difficult to find these days but by jingo they are just to die for. M&S do them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, bickster said: Get out of here, bacon should only just about be shown a flame. Crispy bacon, thats American shite. Pigs died to give yu that delight and you go and burn them to a crisp The wayAmericans eat bacon is just wrong 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, bickster said: Get out of here, bacon should only just about be shown a flame. Crispy bacon, thats American shite. Pigs died to give yu that delight and you go and burn them to a crisp The wayAmericans eat bacon is just wrong The cut doesn't help either, too thin, the fat content isn't the best but could be managed by being thicker and cooked better Bacon should have a texture than resembles meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 29, 2020 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2020 Just now, villa4europe said: The cut doesn't help either, too thin, the fat content isn't the best but could be managed by being thicker and cooked better Bacon should have a texture than resembles meat Yep exremely thin streaky bacon, burned to a crisp. Grim. I think they call back bacon, Canadian Bacon and it's not a normal thing to find Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 16 minutes ago, bickster said: Get out of here, bacon should only just about be shown a flame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 20 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Shovel gob! @sidcow It sounds weird I know. Here is a picture of me as a baby. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 10 minutes ago, villa4europe said: The cut doesn't help either, too thin, the fat content isn't the best but could be managed by being thicker and cooked better Bacon should have a texture than resembles meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 29, 2020 Moderator Share Posted May 29, 2020 "Stiff" bacon is an abomination. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 29, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted May 29, 2020 Hmmm. I'm kinda down the middle on the bacon debate. Shouldn't be turned to pork scratchings, but equally, shouldn't be near-raw and rubbery. The trick is to get it so the fat is no longer white, or semi-opaque, but as soon as it takes on a light golden tinge, it's done. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoony Posted May 29, 2020 Share Posted May 29, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, sidcow said: I always eat pizza with knife and fork but out of necessity. My upper teeth just don't work. I probably should have had a brace as a kid or something If I eat a bacon sandwich I will bite into it and pull away with the top and bottom bit of bread and the whole bacon rasher pulled out of the rest of the sandwich. If I bite into a pizza slice I will pull away the whole of the topping with me with a piece of base with a smear of tomato sauce in my hand and cheesy tomato sauce dangling all over my chin and down my shirt. I think as a result of your own (let’s call it “militant and violently aggressive”) approach to food opinions, if you can only eat pizza with a knife and fork (which is an incorrect and mildly offensive way to eat pizza) then you just aren’t eligible to eat pizza. Edited May 29, 2020 by Spoony 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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