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2 hours ago, sidcow said:

On the subject of Beans, anyone else noticed how Heinz keep increasing the sauce content and reducing beans? When you open a tin of Heinz it looks more like a tin of bean soup now.  You can pour away for LITERALLY 10 minutes before a bean falls out. 

I try avoiding Heinz as much as reasonably possible following their closure of the HP factory in Aston anyway, just my little personal protest. 

Branston Beans are just as good if not better and actually fill their tins up with beans. 

Heinz are the worst, Branston are definitely better but I'd even take Tesco Value / Sainsbury's Basic / Asda Crap (they're all from the same factory right?) over the former.

3 hours ago, Xela said:

Years ago I got introduced to a 'mucky tray' by a friend from the black country. You might know it as a different name. 

Chips, rice and curry sauce from the Chinese take-away. Consumed after you've had a skinful. Its great at soaking up the booze. 

Can't be dealing with carbs and carbs. There was a veggie cafe at uni they used to sometimes make a homity pie - pastry with potato, cheese and onion inside, but they served this with bread and potato salad too! We called it a poverty pie.

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43 minutes ago, fightoffyour said:

Heinz are the worst, Branston are definitely better but I'd even take Tesco Value / Sainsbury's Basic / Asda Crap (they're all from the same factory right?) over the former.

My brother in law works for a firm who sell machines which put labels on food jars and tins. 

He says some factories have the exact same product come off the same line and go left for brand and right for own label, but others are definitely different products. 

I tried some morrisons baked beans the other day as they were literally the only ones I could get in half size tins. Pretty good actually, more than acceptable. 

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5 minutes ago, sidcow said:

My brother in law works for a firm who sell machines which put labels on food jars and tins. 

He says some factories have the exact same product come off the same line and go left for brand and right for own label, but others are definitely different products. 

I tried some morrisons baked beans the other day as they were literally the only ones I could get in half size tins. Pretty good actually, more than acceptable. 

I once worked nights as a temp in a garlic bread factory for a couple of weeks. They did the same there. Same product with one side packaged for M&S, the other for a generic value brand. 

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3 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

I'm not that much of a brand tart when it comes to food but heinz beans (and tomato sauce) is definitley on the list 

Heinz ketchup definitely, no other ketchup comes close. Kept in the cupboard obvs. 

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Yeah when I worked at the cookie factory we once had a quiet time at Xmas, the company bought boxes and boxes of rejected mince pies from BHS where there was seepage from the juice around the seal of the crust, we cut the lids off, hand squirted some decent quality cream on the top and then positioned the lid back on, sold them to Marks and sparks as hand finished mince pies 

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3 minutes ago, It's Your Round said:

I once worked nights as a temp in a garlic bread factory for a couple of weeks. They did the same there. Same product with one side packaged for M&S, the other for a generic value brand. 

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2 minutes ago, It's Your Round said:

Heinz ketchup definitely, no other ketchup comes close. Kept in the cupboard obvs. 

But mayo in the fridge ;)

My mom swears German mayo is different, and better, than the mayo in English, I don't eat enough of it to tell the difference but I have to take bottles of it home for her and my aunties 

Mayo is for chicken burgers and tuna 

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5 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

Yeah when I worked at the cookie factory we once had a quiet time at Xmas, the company bought boxes and boxes of rejected mince pies from BHS where there was seepage from the juice around the seal of the crust, we cut the lids off, hand squirted some decent quality cream on the top and then positioned the lid back on, sold them to Marks and sparks as hand finished mince pies 

Not what the consumer imagines when they read hand finished on the box. But to be fair they weren’t lying

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7 minutes ago, villa4europe said:

there was seepage from the juice around the seal of the crust, we cut the lids off, hand squirted some decent quality cream on the top and then positioned the lid back on

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1 minute ago, It's Your Round said:

Not what the consumer imagines when they read hand finished on the box. But to be fair they weren’t lying

My company bought a bakery company down in Farnborough, David something or other, they specialised in hand finished muffins, basically they had a production line that enabled them to push 2 blueberries in to the top of every muffin and then due to the location they could ship them out and hit the £3 each London crowd (to be fair they were good) 

My place sent me down there to try and create a melted chocolate dipped cookie (they weren't good) 

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5 hours ago, Xela said:

Years ago I got introduced to a 'mucky tray' by a friend from the black country. You might know it as a different name. 

Chips, rice and curry sauce from the Chinese take-away. Consumed after you've had a skinful. Its great at soaking up the booze. 

I’m from the Black Country and have had that loads, never once have I heard it called a Mucky Tray. I think your friend was having you on 

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