BOF Posted December 22, 2023 Moderator Share Posted December 22, 2023 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I was given the game ‘Bonopoly’ for Christmas last year. It’s very similar to the original but the streets have no name. So you can never find what you're looking for? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I was given the game ‘Bonopoly’ for Christmas last year. It’s very similar to the original but the streets have no name. It’s even better than the real thing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2023 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: I was given the game ‘Bonopoly’ for Christmas last year. It’s very similar to the original but the streets have no name. If you don't like it people will just play it with or without you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted December 22, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 22, 2023 4 hours ago, mjmooney said: I was given the game ‘Bonopoly’ for Christmas last year. It’s very similar to the original but the streets have no name. I have no Desire to play this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 you too? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Rds1983 Posted December 23, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted December 23, 2023 Aston Villa and Pogues fans thinking they'd be top for Christmas and then Wham! 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted December 25, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 25, 2023 My son's got a Christmas joke book in his stocking... Why don't snowmen like carrot cake? Because it tastes like bogeys. Why doesn't Santa have reindeer in his coffee? He's on a deery free diet. Why don't mussels give presents? Because they're shellfish. What do you call at cat in the desert at Christmas? Sandy claws. Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band? Because it had drumsticks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lichfield Dean Posted December 25, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 25, 2023 3 hours ago, Rds1983 said: My son's got a Christmas joke book in his stocking... Why don't snowmen like carrot cake? Because it tastes like bogeys. Why doesn't Santa have reindeer in his coffee? He's on a deery free diet. Why don't mussels give presents? Because they're shellfish. What do you call at cat in the desert at Christmas? Sandy claws. Why did the elves ask the turkey to join their band? Because it had drumsticks. Sounds suspiciously AI generated Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted December 25, 2023 Share Posted December 25, 2023 1 minute ago, Lichfield Dean said: Sounds suspiciously AI generated The first thing I thought was @drat01 was back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 28, 2023 Share Posted December 28, 2023 I saw a microbiologist today He was much smaller than I expected. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 29, 2023 Share Posted December 29, 2023 I'm investing in stocks I want to become a bouillionaire. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 First we had tablets, then scrolls then books. Now we scroll through our books on tablets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 One of the things that does annoy me about Christmas is seeing celebrities singing carols and the like when they've never been to church. Don't they know a dogmas for life not just for Christmas. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 31, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 31, 2023 If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in 4th, so I wouldn't have to walk up to the podium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 Greater Manchester Police have advised people to avoid Stalybridge. Nothing to do with last night's tornado, it's just a Northern shithole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rjw63 Posted December 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted December 31, 2023 I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a squirter. 6 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 "We want Rooney out!" - they screamed as one today No it wasn't Birmingham City fans. It was the female toilet block at Sparkbrook Home for the Elderly just after midnight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted December 31, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted December 31, 2023 2 hours ago, rjw63 said: Greater Manchester Police have advised people to avoid Stalybridge. Nothing to do with last night's tornado, it's just a Northern shithole Copyright James Cleverly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 5 hours ago, sidcow said: Copyright James Cleverly. It does highlight a bit of hypocrisy when Cleverly makes the joke and everyone feigns outrage, then laughs at the same joke when someone makes it on the internet. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted December 31, 2023 Share Posted December 31, 2023 1 hour ago, LondonLax said: It does highlight a bit of hypocrisy when Cleverly makes the joke and everyone feigns outrage, then laughs at the same joke when someone makes it on the internet. Might be something to do with his job/responsibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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