mjmooney Posted October 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2023 2 hours ago, leemond2008 said: He sounds far too intelligent to be an Irishman Irish VT Massive in 3... 2... 1... 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 12, 2023 Moderator Share Posted October 12, 2023 15 hours ago, mjmooney said: Irish VT Massive in 3... 2... 1... Nah, I saw it at the time and smiled. It was either said in the right spirit, in which case fair play, or it wasn't, in which case walk away 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 12, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted October 12, 2023 1 hour ago, BOF said: Nah, I saw it at the time and smiled. It was either said in the right spirit, in which case fair play, or it wasn't, in which case walk away Ah, c'mon, I was looking forward to a bit of a barney... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted October 12, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted October 12, 2023 3 hours ago, BOF said: Nah, I saw it at the time and smiled. It was either said in the right spirit, in which case fair play, or it wasn't, in which case walk away Don't worry it was said in the right spirit...you thick paddy 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted October 17, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted October 17, 2023 WAITER: You're married with a kid when you could be having fun with me. So, what'll it be, sir? CUSTOMER: Can I hear the specials again? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 17, 2023 Share Posted October 17, 2023 Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyeddie Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 Two monkeys in a bathroom. One gets in the the bath and goes "uuhh, uuhh, aahh, aahh". The other says, "l told you to add some cold water before you got in" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 18, 2023 Share Posted October 18, 2023 I visited my friend in his new apartment last week. He told me to make myself at home. So I told him to piss off and threw him out. I hate having visitors. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AvfcRigo82 Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 I have many jokes about unemployed people - sadly none of them work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Some sound financial advice for you I asked a local hooker how much for a hand job, she said £10. So far I've saved over a grand this year by doing it myself. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 14 minutes ago, colhint said: Some sound financial advice for you I asked a local hooker how much for a hand job, she said £10. So far I've saved over a grand this year by doing it myself. That's handy advice. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 41 minutes ago, VILLAMARV said: That's handy advice. Making money hand over fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AvfcRigo82 Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 About a month before my grandfather died, we covered his back with lard. After that he went downhill very quickly. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted November 19, 2023 Share Posted November 19, 2023 I've got this new wife text adapter app. It's really good. When she texts it goes like this. Mary told me to try hibiscus tea. I mean she's never Ill has a great complexion, so I thought why not try it. So I was in Tesco s and couldn't find any. The girl was trying to help but she didn't really get that only hibiscus would. So I went into Waitrose if anyone had it they would. Anyhow who did I meet in there but Susan, Carls wife, she was telling me they'd just bought the new Dyson but I told her we already had one. Any way I got the tea we had a bit of a natter and I came home. Then it comes to me Beep beep I bought tea. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enda Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted November 20, 2023 Share Posted November 20, 2023 Why did the sperm cross the road I put the wrong socks on this morning 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted November 21, 2023 Share Posted November 21, 2023 Sister in law knocked me out yesterday Can you believe anybody would put chloroform on their dirty knickers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 30, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted November 30, 2023 There's a worrying new new drug craze here in Yorkshire, involving injections directly into the mouth. E by gum. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Not showing off, but we have just had new carpet, lounge, hall and stairs. I have been so used to just stepping out to the bin in my slippers (Yes I am old) and then walking back in Mrs T says NO MORE, you can not go in and out in your slippers any more, you will ruin the new carpet. She has been looking on Amazon for outside slippers. I said . I think they are called shoes babe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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