Popular Post colhint Posted January 3 Popular Post Share Posted January 3 I accidentally took my cats meds last night Don't ask meow 4 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted January 3 Share Posted January 3 Yesterday I got my electric bill and water bill. I opened them together I was shocked. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 A friend of mine husband died wearing his black suit. She told the undertaker she wanted him in a blue suit. Undertakers said it will cost extra, she said I will pay it. When she went to pay the bill, the undertaker told her it was much cheaper than expected. Because another guy had died wearing a blue suit and they wanted him in a black suit. So he just swapped the heads 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colhint Posted January 5 Popular Post Share Posted January 5 (edited) Millenials are pissing me off Walking around as if they rent the place. Edited January 5 by colhint 5 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted January 5 Share Posted January 5 It's hard to say what my wife does for a living. She sells seashells by the seashore. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 5 Moderator Share Posted January 5 1 hour ago, colhint said: Millenials are pissing me off Walking around as if they rent the place. That is just chef's kiss. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted January 10 VT Supporter Share Posted January 10 How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronounce "unionised". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 (edited) This is true Mrs T just used the car, when she got home she asked me if I could top up the washer bottle as its empty. I said Love its minus 5 out there . The penny still didn't drop Edited January 18 by Robtaylor200 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Designer1 Posted January 27 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 27 My psychiatrist says I have trouble verbalising my emotions. I can't say I'm surprised. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted January 27 Moderator Share Posted January 27 I might have to get rid of my psychiatrist, I told her I had a chronic fear of The Backstreet Boys and she said "Tell me why". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 27 Share Posted January 27 My wife said she’d leave me if I didn’t stop my obsession with Oasis I said maybeeee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 (edited) A bloke is on who wants to be a millionaire. He's doing great. Up to the million pound question with all lifelines left. So Tom your million pound question. Which one of these was a great train robber. Ronnie Corbett, Ronnie O'Sullivan, Ronnie Barker or Ronnie Biggs I'll take the money But you've go 3 lifelines. I know I'll take the money. Ok you've just won £500,000. Do you want to know the answer. Oh I know the answer. Why didn't you say. I ain't no grass Edited February 18 by colhint 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mandy Lifeboats Posted February 18 Popular Post Share Posted February 18 A man collapsed unconscious onto the luggage carousel at the airport. He's okay. He came around a few minutes later. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 25 minutes ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: A man collapsed unconscious onto the luggage carousel at the airport. He's okay. He came around a few minutes later. That reminds about the guy who sued the airline for misplacing his baggage. He lost his case. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 My dad wanted his ashes pressed into a record. It was his vinyl request. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 (edited) You've got to hand it to blind hookers. Edited February 21 by colhint 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 21 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21 3 minutes ago, colhint said: You've got to have it to blind hookers. Fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 21 Share Posted February 21 Sorry 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted February 21 VT Supporter Share Posted February 21 I bought an old Elvis record from the market “Wooden Leg” I said to the store owner, “ I thought he sang Wooden Heart?” . . . . . . . . . . He said...“This is a pirate version” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted February 22 Share Posted February 22 I'm thinking of changing my energy suppliers. From red bull to lucozade. Picking my son up from school, chatting to the bloke next to me. He said what year is he in. I said 2024 you wierdo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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