mjmooney Posted May 11, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 11, 2023 31 minutes ago, Xela said: Oh, OK. My cricket ignorance on display. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Derryvillan Posted May 11, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 11, 2023 4 hours ago, mjmooney said: Bravo, sir. But it's Arlott. Botham,were cricketers. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 12, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2023 Did you know that... If you spell the words 'absolutely nothing' backwards, you get... 'gnihton yletulosba' Which means... Absolutely nothing. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted May 12, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 12, 2023 Was really happy with with my last checkup at the proctologist. Two thumbs up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 12, 2023 Share Posted May 12, 2023 51 minutes ago, choffer said: Was really happy with with my last checkup at the proctologist. Two thumbs up. I really really hope that proctologist does not mean that you had an old fashioned prostrate check. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colhint Posted May 16, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 16, 2023 The missus said to me do I look fat in these jeans. I said promise not to be mad whatever I say. She said yes. I Said I shagged your sister. 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 My boss is weird. At the end of our shift we went to wash our hands. Then he went fo a pee. 5 urinals all empty and he went to the middle one. Weird bugger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 18, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: My boss is weird. At the end of our shift we went to wash our hands. Then he went fo a pee. 5 urinals all empty and he went to the middle one. Weird bugger Deviant behaviour.. Should be on the end allowing the next guy to use the far end maximising distance. Only then is the middle released for use. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Robtaylor200 said: My boss is weird. At the end of our shift we went to wash our hands. Then he went fo a pee. 5 urinals all empty and he went to the middle one. Weird bugger What would have been worse would be for him to use urinal 2 or 4. This means only one other toilet was available (unless it was at a football match where all 5 are acceptable to be used). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 14 hours ago, sidcow said: Deviant behaviour.. Should be on the end allowing the next guy to use the far end maximising distance. Only then is the middle released for use. Exactly what I told him. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 19, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2023 (edited) ***EDIT*** Wrong thread Edited May 19, 2023 by Designer1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 19, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Designer1 said: ***EDIT*** Wrong thread I don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted May 19, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, sidcow said: I don't get it. I'm not surprised. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 42 minutes ago, sidcow said: I don't get it. Maybe try a new aftershave? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 25, 2023 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2023 An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?" "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja." 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robtaylor200 Posted May 25, 2023 Share Posted May 25, 2023 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?" "Yes." "Oui." "Sí." "Ja." Oh dear I shouldn't laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomav84 Posted May 26, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2023 rolf harris has been buried at sea. the location of his coffin has been marked by 2 little buoys 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bielesibub Posted May 26, 2023 Share Posted May 26, 2023 Always trust the NHS, they were excellent removing a mole from my arse.... unlike the RSPCA, who will prosecute me if I do it again! 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post Robtaylor200 Posted June 4, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted June 4, 2023 First time I met my wife she was wearing a green jumper and gloves. I thought she's a keeper 3 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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