Popular Post Robtaylor200 Posted April 27, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 27, 2023 (edited) When Lord Nelson died he was 5 feet tall His statue in London is 15 feet tall That's Horatio of 3:1 Edited April 27, 2023 by Robtaylor200 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Is this true,or are you just a Hornblower ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post colhint Posted April 28, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted April 28, 2023 I went to a sports dinner the other night. Ray Graydon and Trevor Francis were there. The compere asked Francis who the greatest Villa player was. Francis said well in the 70s you had people like Ray, Lochhead , Chico and in the 80s there was Withe, Shaw and Mortimor. Then in the 90s there was the likes of McGrath an Yorke then all the way through from Grealish to the likes of Mings and Martinez So Ray who was the greatest Blues player. Without a doubt Louis Armstrong 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted May 9, 2023 Share Posted May 9, 2023 A priest goes into a pub to avoid the rain and spies a member of his congregation in there staring miserably into a pint. "What's wrong, Brian?" asks the kindly man of God. "It's my grandfather" replies Brian "he's just died". "Well, did you not try to take him to Lourdes and get him cured?" "We had a whip-round in the pub and I went with him, but we had only been there an hour when he died" answered Brian. "Well" comforts the Priest "sometimes the Lord moves in mysterious ways". "I think it was more likely to be the speed of the **** cricket ball that hit him in the head". 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anthony Posted May 9, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2023 17 minutes ago, rjw63 said: A priest goes into a pub to avoid the rain and spies a member of his congregation in there staring miserably into a pint. "What's wrong, Brian?" asks the kindly man of God. "It's my grandfather" replies Brian "he's just died". "Well, did you not try to take him to Lourdes and get him cured?" "We had a whip-round in the pub and I went with him, but we had only been there an hour when he died" answered Brian. "Well" comforts the Priest "sometimes the Lord moves in mysterious ways". "I think it was more likely to be the speed of the **** cricket ball that hit him in the head". I don't think this is true. They don't even play French cricket in France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted May 9, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 9, 2023 23 minutes ago, rjw63 said: A priest goes into a pub to avoid the rain and spies a member of his congregation in there staring miserably into a pint. "What's wrong, Brian?" asks the kindly man of God. "It's my grandfather" replies Brian "he's just died". "Well, did you not try to take him to Lourdes and get him cured?" "We had a whip-round in the pub and I went with him, but we had only been there an hour when he died" answered Brian. "Well" comforts the Priest "sometimes the Lord moves in mysterious ways". "I think it was more likely to be the speed of the **** cricket ball that hit him in the head". Oh Lordy Lord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 9, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 9, 2023 Sounds like he had a Headinglury. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 9, 2023 VT Supporter Share Posted May 9, 2023 1 hour ago, OutByEaster? said: Sounds like he had a Headinglury. Got his 'ead bashed in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 9, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 9, 2023 19 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Got his 'ead bashed in. Erm...he'll feel that in the glamornin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2023 13 hours ago, mjmooney said: Got his 'ead bashed in. Serious brain injury confirmed by an MCG scan… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 4 hours ago, blandy said: Serious brain injury confirmed by an MCG scan… If there was a vet close by,he could have had a Cat scan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2023 31 minutes ago, PussEKatt said: If there was a vet close by,he could have had a Cat scan. @mjmooney's took me a moment, but yours - I've given it several and am lost. Perhaps with the cricket puns I need to think outside the box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 I think it’s time to WACA these puns on the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2023 3 minutes ago, LondonLax said: I think it’s time to WACA these puns on the head. Howzat? I sneaked into (well, just brazenly walked into) the WACA just before the 2017 ashes - wandered all round, into the executive suites, stands and all that. Did the same at the Adelaide oval in 2013, and 2017. Sorry, no punchline, any hopes of one are in ashes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colhint Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 So we were all waiting anxiously, eventually my mate came out, tears streaming and shouted ITS A BOY. That's the last time we go to Thailand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 33 minutes ago, blandy said: @mjmooney's took me a moment, but yours - I've given it several and am lost. Perhaps with the cricket puns I need to think outside the box? A "CT scan (Cat scan ) from a cat at the vets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 yeah just keep bowling the wrong 'un at him he's having trouble with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted May 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2023 1 hour ago, PussEKatt said: A "CT scan (Cat scan ) from a cat at the vets. That’s what I thought. Not very crickety, but thanks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted May 10, 2023 Moderator Share Posted May 10, 2023 I think it's over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Hopefully we avoid a follow on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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