ryanvilla_1994 Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 These Joanna Yates jokes are disgusting People should just put a sock in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 What do you call an Australian holding aloft the Ashes? The england bowling coach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 What do you call a world class Ozzy cricketer? Retired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 What did Stephen Hawking get on his IQ test? Saliva. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Whats the difference between Kenny Dalglish and Roy Hodgeson? F**k all by the looks of things Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonLax Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Kate Middleton has asked the Queen for advice on how to have a lasting marraige. The Queen said "wear a seat belt and don't piss me off"!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Sir Elton John and his husband David are at home changing the new babies nappy. Sir Elton says "Hey darling, the baby looks just like you!" David says "Ooh darling really? Is it the pink nosey wosey?" Sir Elton says "No darling!" David says "Is it the sweet little pinky toes?" Sir Elton says "No sugar!" David says, "Well its gotta be that cute little cheeky smile, hun?" Sir Elton says, "No, silly!" David says "Well come on babe... tell me, what is it?" Sir Elton says "He's got shit round his cock" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beeefy14 Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 what, no Darren Bent Jokes!? Gary Glitter is in talks to become new Villa manager after finding out the strikers are young and bent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 25, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 25, 2011 what, no Darren Bent Jokes!? Gary Glitter is in talks to become new Villa manager after finding out the strikers are young and bent.Couldn't you work it around to "Young, Bent and Randy", somehow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomzep Posted January 25, 2011 Share Posted January 25, 2011 Young Bent and possibly Keane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted January 25, 2011 Moderator Share Posted January 25, 2011 "After years of talking shite does anyone find it ironic that Andy Gray has been sacked for telling the truth?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted January 26, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted January 26, 2011 Sian Massey's new nickname? Just for Men. Only used once and already the gray has gone. "I was stitched up" says Andy Gray, "and stitching is a woman's job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Choffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa_kie Posted January 26, 2011 Share Posted January 26, 2011 Just downloaded the latest update on FIFA 11, not much difference but when the wife started playing Andy Gray piped up & told her to put the controller down and f**k off back to the kitchen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Feel a little sorry for Andy Gray. I mean the guy worked for sky for 15 years , first time he talks sense and the Fu**cker gets sacked! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Feel a little sorry for Andy Gray. I mean the guy worked for sky for 15 years , first time he talks sense and the Fu**cker gets sacked! Looks four posts above .... :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMur Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad cancel my allowance, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, stereo, iPhone and jewellery to the charity shop. Sell my car, take my front door key and throw me out of the house". Well she didn't actually put it like that... she said... "Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 i wasnt expecting that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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