wiggyrichard Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I decided i needed a change of career, so i've tried my hand a being a stand-up comedian. I did my first gag over the weekend, it was at an old peoples home. Bless'um, they didnt understand the jokes but they still pissed themselves! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I hate having Bi-Polar Disease. Its Brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Fed up of his mum being picked on Harvey Price released a statement to set the record straight "sopfh rgosehoshsa gres" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I think Frankie Boyle was wrong to say what he said about Harvey Price. The real reason Jordan married a cage fighter was that he was only one strong enough to un-stick Harvey from the window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 NEWS: "Katie Price and Peter Andre threaten legal action over Frankie Boyles claims that Harvey will one day rape Katie." Harvey has said, "It's ridiculous for him to claim that I would rape my own mother. I mean, I've been up there once before and, as a result, just look at the **** state of me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What's brown and sticky? Harvey Price's chin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I do feel sorry for harvey price your dads a famous ex footballer your mums a famous glamour model and your stuck being a window cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you get if you cross Stephen Hawking, Harvey Price and Heather Mills? The funniest game of twister ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 What do you call Harvey Price on steroids? Donkey Kong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Poor old Harvey Price, got his fathers looks and his mothers brains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted December 13, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted December 13, 2010 "Well Ms. Price, it's a boy. But I'm afraid I have both good news and bad news". "Oh no! What's the bad news?" "He's blind, autistic, will gain weight easily, and will find walking difficult". "Bloody hell! What could possibly be good news after that?" "He's not ginger". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 How can you tell when Harvey Price has been on holiday? His tongue is sunburnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Katie Price says "She fears a Diana Death" "Well stop giving Harvey the **** car keys then, you knobhead!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Portsmouth FC....more owners than Harvey Price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Harvey Price says he can't wait until he's 18, because his mum has promised to buy him his dream home... A greenhouse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Some people say Katie Price deserves everything she gets, but surely Harvey was a step too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Hahahaaa, good stuff Carrots! :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Frankie Boyle aint got shit on me. Or Sikepedia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 This morning I woke up, Rolled over and told my Wife she reminded me of a James Blunt song,"Is that because i'm beautiful""No, its because you're shit and make me want to kill myself" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Gingerlad, you deserve a title from the mods for this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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