leemond2008 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I saw a really sad looking AA man this morning,and i thought to myself. . . this lads heading for a breakdown. (From Sickipedia) I think this should be made as a rule on this thread because nearly every post in here is lifted directly from sickipedia Brumerican...I applaud you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Actually I've been using that one for the past 5 or 6 years. I don't even know if its been on Sickipedia that long. Back on topic. Two tramps are sitting together on a bench, and one turns to the other and says "I had sex last night with a woman" and the other says "really? How?" And the other tramp says "Well I went down to the railway, and I came across a girl on the tracks tied down, so I untied her, and I carried her to a nearby bench, and we had sex in loads of different positions" and the said "Wow! Did you get any head as well?" The other one says "nah, I didn't find her head." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 SANTA CLAUS: 1. Wears red. 2. Good at breaking into houses. 3. Has loads of electrical goods that nobody can trace. 4. Drives an unlicenced vehicle. 5. Only does one day's work a year. I recon he's a **** scouser!! (Source Sicki) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Went to my girlfriend's funeral yesterday. It was the first time I'd met her parents... what a pair of miserable bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I hear that Kate Middleton's wedding present from the Queen will be a Mercedes and a City Break to Paris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I'm ****' knackered. I've been out in the garden for 5 hours painting all the rocks white just in case my new small heath supporting neighbour wants a snowball fight this winter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Just got myself a job working in a Liverpool call centre for a well known vehicle breakdown company. Yesterday this really **** aggressive woman rang up and said "Who the **** am I speaking to?" I said "A.A Calm down, Calm down" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingerlad Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I'm ****' knackered. I've been out in the garden for 5 hours painting all the rocks white just in case my new small heath supporting neighbour wants a snowball fight this winter. Reworded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 I'm ****' knackered. I've been out in the garden for 5 hours painting all the rocks white just in case my new small heath supporting neighbour wants a snowball fight this winter. Reworded? Well spotted ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 Paddy rings his new girlfriend's door bell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says, "This is for the flowers!" Paddy says "have ye not got a **** vase?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMur Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 Sepp Blatter was asked "Who's your favourite Qatar player?" He replied "Eric Clapton" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevMur Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 One of my friends used to play keyboards for Sinn Fein, he was often accused of being an IRA synthesizer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted December 4, 2010 Moderator Share Posted December 4, 2010 Just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs. The birds love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Just got a new aftershave that smells of breadcrumbs. The birds love it. By Villahero, 2 pages back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted December 4, 2010 Moderator Share Posted December 4, 2010 Oh Cockles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I saw a shi-tzu the other day. No animals in it whatsoever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 At least after the 2022 world cup,Qatar will have some cracking stadiums to stone women in !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Bloke at the races whispers to Paddy " Do you want the winner of the next race ? "...Paddy says " no thanks, i've only got a small garden " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villahero Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I've just saw a fat ginger girl buying a rape alarm !!! You've got to admire her optimism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Since we've had all this snow, all my missus has done has stare through the window. If it gets any worse im going to have to let her in! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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