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A digestive biscuit is great with a very strong  (fowlers xxx cheddar if you can get it) as its sweetness offsets the sharpness of the cheese....in my opinion anyway 

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47 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

A digestive biscuit is great with a very strong  (fowlers xxx cheddar if you can get it) as its sweetness offsets the sharpness of the cheese....in my opinion anyway 

Totally agree, I rarely eat mild flavoured cheese

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4 hours ago, bickster said:

Hovis digestives for Cheddar and similar UK hard cheeses or Carr's melts though I am warming to certain upmarket products but the price puts me off unless its xmas

Also if the taste of the biscuit is neutral, it can't be offsetting anything 😛

Digestives with cheese is just the perfect combination of flavours and texture. Can't understand why it seems to be a fairly minority interest cheese biscuit. 

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Whenever I hear Water Biscuit, The Water Margin always springs to mind for me. 

Maybe because they both contain the word Water and are both shit? 

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3 hours ago, bannedfromHandV said:

I’ve never before seen or heard of a water biscuit.

It sounds shit.

Imagine the sort of thing sailors in Naopleonic times ate when there was nothing else left and they were full of weavils

Well it's that minus the nutrition of the weavil

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8 minutes ago, bickster said:

Imagine the sort of thing sailors in Naopleonic times ate when there was nothing else left and they were full of weavils

Well it's that minus the nutrition of the weavil

I bet they wobble a bit when they’ve got weavils...........

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55 minutes ago, bickster said:

Imagine the sort of thing sailors in Naopleonic times ate when there was nothing else left and they were full of weavils

Well it's that minus the nutrition of the weavil

Simply choose the lesser of two weevils. 

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48 minutes ago, bickster said:

You know that stuff they put in a Catholic's mouth at Mass?

Better than water biscuits!

The bishops cock ? 
 

edit - guess I should have read the rest of the thread before posting ... way too slow :( 

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19 hours ago, tonyh29 said:

The bishops cock ? 
 

edit - guess I should have read the rest of the thread before posting ... way too slow :( 

Bishop? If you were lucky! You usually had to make do with the parish priest.

Ireland was very poor back in the day. We were just happy to have a slightly warm meal.

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