rjw63 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 FNM...hair metal...did your wife take lots of drugs in the 90s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, rjw63 said: FNM...hair metal...did your wife take lots of drugs in the 90s? Not enough clearly. She knows music as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 27/11/2020 at 10:16, It's Your Round said: People that put empty things cartons, jars bottles etc... back in the cupboard/fridge, because they’re too lazy to go outside to the recycling bin. Even though I’ve moved it to the back door, literally less than ten steps away. Then when questioned they say “oh I didn’t realise it was empty”. My 18yr old stepson has now taken to leaving the tiniest dregs in the bottom so he can claim it’s not empty, and therefore not his responsibility. We have someone at work who leaves one sheet on the toilet roll just to avoid the 5 second job of replacing it as well as the performing the dregs in the milk bottle trick you mention Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2020 13 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: We have someone at work who leaves one sheet on the toilet roll just to avoid the 5 second job of replacing it as well as the performing the dregs in the milk bottle trick you mention The priveledge of being the boss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, bickster said: The priveledge of being the boss Guess I should have added that I’m the only person in the office 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 33 minutes ago, tonyh29 said: Guess I should have added that I’m the only person in the office Ha, same for me. I check the fridge and there is just a drop left in the milk. I curse loudly, then I remember its just me at home! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 10 minutes ago, Xela said: Ha, same for me. I check the fridge and there is just a drop left in the milk. I curse loudly, then I remember its just me at home! The other day I got the “lazy bastard” speech from the wife for putting the empty toilet roll tube on top of the toilet and not in the bin. 24 hours later she was guilty of the same “crime” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted November 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2020 Not something that pisses me off now but a few years ago I had to stay in a place that had a communal kitchen for a few days. I left my milk in the fridge for my cereal only to find the following morning that someone had put a teabag in it. Words removed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, Genie said: The other day I got the “lazy bastard” speech from the wife for putting the empty toilet roll tube on top of the toilet and not in the bin. 24 hours later she was guilty of the same “crime” More than one toilet? Huge fambo? 1 bog roll in 24 hours seems excessively tree murdering 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2020 Online Pool, people that know they've lost and leave the game before its finished (meaning I don't get my bonuses) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2020 51 minutes ago, bickster said: Online Pool, people that know they've lost and leave the game before its finished (meaning I don't get my bonuses) Apparently something similar happens in online Scrabble (I don't play, but the missus is obsessive about it). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2020 'Sharp scratch'. A 'scratch' is when something is dragged across your skin, nothing like an injection. Prissy bastards are so coy about using the appropriate word - which has always been 'prick'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2020 Just now, mjmooney said: 'Sharp scratch'. A 'scratch' is when something is dragged across your skin, nothing like an injection. Prissy bastards are so coy about using the appropriate word - which has always been 'prick'. I've never heard that, that's stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
It's Your Round Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 36 minutes ago, mjmooney said: 'Sharp scratch'. A 'scratch' is when something is dragged across your skin, nothing like an injection. Prissy bastards are so coy about using the appropriate word - which has always been 'prick'. The amount of times I’ve wanted to correct the nurse in this. It’s only the forecast return comment of “yes, you are, aren’t you?”, that’s stopped me 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blandy Posted November 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2020 On 26/11/2020 at 19:47, bickster said: Today they look like this Ghost Ship - lovely drop (like almost all Adnams beers). The best pint(s) I've ever had were Adnams, in a Suffolk Country pub the day before we played Ipswich away in about 1983 or 4. Angel's tears in a pint glass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2020 1 hour ago, bickster said: I've never heard that, that's stupid When did you last have an injection? They always say 'sharp scratch' as the pre-stab warning these days. Must be NHS policy or something. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted November 28, 2020 Moderator Share Posted November 28, 2020 14 minutes ago, mjmooney said: When did you last have an injection? They always say 'sharp scratch' as the pre-stab warning these days. Must be NHS policy or something. Last month - Flu Jab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 28, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted November 28, 2020 8 minutes ago, bickster said: Last month - Flu Jab Yeah, got mine yesterday. I knew she was going to say 'sharp scratch', and she did. But, like @It's Your Round, I decided not to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 "You may feel a small prick" "No change there then" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted November 28, 2020 Share Posted November 28, 2020 3 hours ago, bickster said: More than one toilet? Huge fambo? 1 bog roll in 24 hours seems excessively tree murdering Different toilet, it was in the en-suite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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