Jon Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Apparently a lot of mainland Europeans think Brits are disgusting for not bideting after a plop. :? I've been to a service station loo in france. OK, it was nigh on 20 years ago, but it was basically just a hole in the ground, with rails either side to hold onto whilst you dumped. I've also just come back from a holiday in Italy, and the standard of many of the toilets there (in public places, bars, restaurants etc) was horrendous. Also, men and women often had to share the same loo, and women absolutely hate that .... Europeans - bloody uncivilised savages! :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Apparently a lot of mainland Europeans think Brits are disgusting for not bideting after a plop. I think that arguement falls down on account of the fact that a lot of these people will be French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I remember once when i was fishing, i must of only been 14 or 15. Anyway my belly dropped...and i had to go. No poo paper or sign of a toilet for miles. So into the bushes i went...armed with my socks! True story kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Awol Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I remember once when i was fishing, i must of only been 14 or 15. Anyway my belly dropped...and i had to go. No poo paper or sign of a toilet for miles. So into the bushes i went...armed with my socks! True story kids. Dock leaves aren't just good for nettle stings, remarkably durable and don't smudge either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 14, 2011 I've been caught short while out running (luckily off-road in the countryside). Dock leaves make serviceable arsewipes. Or as the old rhyme has it: In days of old when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented You wiped your arse on a blade of grass, and walked away contented Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 14, 2011 This gives me weird memories of a previous thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 In Turkey the toilets have a small spout at the back so when you turn a small tap at the side it shoots water up your arse. On odd occasions it's gone up and dislodged a few more nuggets. You could say it's a very simple/primitive bidet. Great for the Efes shits on a Sunday morning. Also known as a bidet, which we have in this country too? Can't say I've ever really seen the need for 'em. A bog-standard wipe clean has always worked for me. Well no because a bidet is a separate unit in the bathroom set-up. This little spout appears in the back of the actual toilet. If you position your arse right, you can get right up there and give yourself a mini colonic which is all rather lovely and leaves you feeling nice and clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmab Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I remember once when i was fishing, i must of only been 14 or 15. Anyway my belly dropped...and i had to go. No poo paper or sign of a toilet for miles. So into the bushes i went...armed with my socks! True story kids. The question is, what did you do with the socks afterwards !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I remember once when i was fishing, i must of only been 14 or 15. Anyway my belly dropped...and i had to go. No poo paper or sign of a toilet for miles. So into the bushes i went...armed with my socks! True story kids. The question is, what did you do with the socks afterwards !!!! Did i... a) Washed them in the lake and let them dry in the sun. or Leave them on the ground. YOU decide.... 8) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Depends if they were white or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Depends if they were white or not? What self respecting 14 or 15 year old kids wears white socks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emmab Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 I remember once when i was fishing, i must of only been 14 or 15. Anyway my belly dropped...and i had to go. No poo paper or sign of a toilet for miles. So into the bushes i went...armed with my socks! True story kids. The question is, what did you do with the socks afterwards !!!! Did i... a) Washed them in the lake and let them dry in the sun. or Leave them on the ground. YOU decide.... 8) I reckon you just dropped them on the ground :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Uhhh, uhhh, ahem..... I don't know, probably a complete nerd. (Dammit mum) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 ...a hole in the ground, with rails either side to hold onto whilst you dumped. The deluxe model. In days of old when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented You wiped your arse on a blade of grass, and walked away with parasites in your colon and if you're really lucky, maybe a deer tic attached to your balloon knot. (Try burning that fecker off). :winkold: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted September 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 14, 2011 And we were glad of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 14, 2011 I remember once when i was fishing, i must of only been 14 or 15. Anyway my belly dropped...and i had to go. No poo paper or sign of a toilet for miles. So into the bushes i went...armed with my socks! True story kids. The question is, what did you do with the socks afterwards !!!! Did i... a) Washed them in the lake and let them dry in the sun. or Leave them on the ground. YOU decide.... 8) It's like one of those books where you have to choose where the story goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted September 14, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted September 14, 2011 Edit: That was weird, posted in a different thread and it ended up in here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 In Turkey the toilets have a small spout at the back so when you turn a small tap at the side it shoots water up your arse. On odd occasions it's gone up and dislodged a few more nuggets. You could say it's a very simple/primitive bidet. Great for the Efes shits on a Sunday morning. Also known as a bidet, which we have in this country too?. He even said 'primitive bidet'! Keep up Jonathan^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadenb42 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Seeing men wear these Chino and those elasticated jeans so **** ugly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted September 14, 2011 Share Posted September 14, 2011 Depends if they were white or not? What self respecting 14 or 15 year old kids wears white socks? I wouldn't say brown is much better. Surely there was better way to 'dye' them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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