Xela Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 That brekkie needs some work Remove the spinach and mushroom Put the beans in a pot Add fried bread and a hash brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Dickhead kids on mountain bikes goading motorists on chester road near beggars bush. Performing wheelies in front of cars. Then, these heroes decide it's a good idea to cycle in to Tesco and up the elevator; about 5 of them. Apparently, it's a regular thing in Tesco according to the security bloke i spoke to. I dont know how true it is but a while back, one of these spunk bubbles had been involved in an accident and might've paid the ultimate price for his f*ckwittery. I'd be tempted to put one of em in a box if i could get away with it but you just know the lesson wouldn't be learned by the others. Hopefully they're not the future of this country. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 10 minutes ago, mottaloo said: I don't know how true it is but a while back, one of these spunk bubbles had been involved in an accident and might've paid the ultimate price for his f*ckwittery. With any luck the others will suffer the same fate. Anyway, what you doing loitering on the edge of the Royal town?! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 minutes ago, Xela said: With any luck the others will suffer the same fate. Anyway, what you doing loitering on the edge of the Royal town?! Here's hoping. I'm a Streetly boy and that Tesco does me fine, unless i run out of fondue cheese and then i go to Waitrose....as long as they let me in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, mottaloo said: Here's hoping. I'm a Streetly boy and that Tesco does me fine, unless i run out of fondue cheese and then i go to Waitrose....as long as they let me in I always think you are from the black country for some reason! I don't think I've ever been in that Tesco but did use to use the M&S food hall more or less next to it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Well I'm not too far from west brom/walsall where they spake funny ay it ? Dude, you should try the m&s foodhall in mere green if your wallet can take the battering and if you can find a parking space ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumstopdogs Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Xela said: That brekkie needs some work Remove the spinach and mushroom Put the beans in a pot Add fried bread and a hash brown 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 I like spinach but it should play no part in a Full English. Might as well have cabbage or sprouts if you're going to be ridiculous. That breakfast needs an extra rasher of bacon and one more sausage. Beans should never be allowed to touch the egg on the plate, and I tend to use the sausages as a bean barrier. Black pudding and toast is also required. I like hash browns, but I think they're a bit American so feel bad if I have one in an English breakfast. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Spinach in a curry (Sagwala) is acceptable. It has no place in anybody's breakfast. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 29, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2017 28 minutes ago, Risso said: I like spinach but it should play no part in a Full English. Might as well have cabbage or sprouts if you're going to be ridiculous. That breakfast needs an extra rasher of bacon and one more sausage. Beans should never be allowed to touch the egg on the plate, and I tend to use the sausages as a bean barrier. Black pudding and toast is also required. I like hash browns, but I think they're a bit American so feel bad if I have one in an English breakfast. Agreed on every point (except I don't share this odd fussiness about the beans). 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post HanoiVillan Posted July 29, 2017 Popular Post Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, Risso said: I like spinach but it should play no part in a Full English. Might as well have cabbage or sprouts if you're going to be ridiculous. That breakfast needs an extra rasher of bacon and one more sausage. Beans should never be allowed to touch the egg on the plate, and I tend to use the sausages as a bean barrier. Black pudding and toast is also required. I like hash browns, but I think they're a bit American so feel bad if I have one in an English breakfast. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 2 hours ago, mottaloo said: Dude, you should try the m&s foodhall in mere green if your wallet can take the battering and if you can find a parking space ! I live on the same road... been a fair few times but easier to walk there! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2017 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: except I don't share this odd fussiness about the beans. Friggin grastropubitis is what that is. Bunch of Jamie Olivers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2017 3 hours ago, Xela said: That brekkie needs some work Remove the spinach and mushroom Put the beans in a pot Add fried bread and a hash brown See previous comment re beans in pot. As for Hash Browns.... might as well go the whole hog and have grits and bacon so over cooked (but not burned) that it's streaky, crispy and tasteless. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Gastropubitis? i'd say wanting to separate the egg and beans makes me civilised. If I want them mixed, I want it to be my decision (see A Partridge) Oh, and the toast needs to be sourdough 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 29, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted July 29, 2017 7 minutes ago, Xela said: Oh, and the toast needs to be sourdough No. Bog standard sliced white. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted July 29, 2017 Moderator Share Posted July 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Xela said: Gastropubitis? i'd say wanting to separate the egg and beans makes me civilised. If I want them mixed, I want it to be my decision (see A Partridge) Oh, and the toast needs to be sourdough You've gone full on Nigel Slater, it's worse than I thought. Seek immediate help 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 Spinach is great, **** you all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCDAN Posted July 29, 2017 Share Posted July 29, 2017 (edited) Always surprises me how often the beans thing crops up, I think I get it but glad to say it doesn't bother me where they go on the plate. Edited July 29, 2017 by AVFCDAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted July 30, 2017 Share Posted July 30, 2017 4 hours ago, a m ole said: Spinach is great, **** you all. I find it a pretty inoffensive veg compared to most others. I wouldn't have it in my breakfast though. I think it must be part of Sainsburys campaign for you to put weird stuff in your food to try and flog more shite, like coffee in your shepherds pie, or underpants in your spag bol. It's not worked on me so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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