Paddywhack Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, lapal_fan said: and sitting on babies. That's libelous! Oh wait, sorry I thought you said shitting. Sitting, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 8 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: No I do that Kinky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 minute ago, ismail-villa said: Kinky. no u 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Dickheads on quad bikes. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 hours ago, coda said: Dickheads on quad bikes. That's everyone who owns a quad bike. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MakemineVanilla Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 42 minutes ago, Xela said: That's everyone who owns a quad bike. It is almost certain that the main pleasure in owning a quad bike, is the knowledge that they annoy absolutely everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 20, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2016 The only people who can justify owning quad bikes are farmers. Mind you, I would say the same about 4x4 cars... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 Something annoying that seems to have crept onto British TV is when somebody with a foreign accent is speaking, it's becoming increasingly common for the programme to have subtitles, even though they are speaking perfectly understandable English. It's the kind of thing I used to laugh at the Americans for, now we are considered that dumb. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 20, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2016 2 minutes ago, sharkyvilla said: Something annoying that seems to have crept onto British TV is when somebody with a foreign accent is speaking, it's becoming increasingly common for the programme to have subtitles, even though they are speaking perfectly understandable English. It's the kind of thing I used to laugh at the Americans for, now we are considered that dumb. I think I actually posted that very thing in this thread, some time back. Same with anybody who has the SLIGHTEST speech impediment (e.g. deaf people). It's an embarrassment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 6 hours ago, Paddywhack said: No matter how much I check my face after a shave, I'll always find the long hairs that I've missed when I get to work. I'm sitting here with whiskers on my cheeks. Same, but for when I shave my balls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 20, 2016 Share Posted July 20, 2016 (edited) I'm housesitting for a family friend for a few weeks, and they have a house cat. Everything is covered in fur, and so now is everything I've brought with me. Just, fur everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I put my laptop down for the night and in the morning it's covered in fur. All my clothes are covered in fur, inside and out. I can't imagine the amount of fur I've ingested since being here. And cleaning the litter tray every day sucks balls. How do people live like this? I absolutely love cats, but I'd never have a house cat. ****. That. Edited July 20, 2016 by Phumfeinz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 21, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2016 8 hours ago, Phumfeinz said: And cleaning the litter tray every day sucks balls. How do people live like this? People don't live like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Genie Posted July 21, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted July 21, 2016 When you read this thread at work, then forget its minimised and start doing a presentation with this sat at the bottom of your screen... 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 21, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Genie said: When you read this thread at work, then forget its minimised and start doing a presentation with this sat at the bottom of your screen... Henceforth Genie was known as "you know the guy ... watersports *wink* ..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 36 minutes ago, Genie said: When you read this thread at work, then forget its minimised and start doing a presentation with this sat at the bottom of your screen... I can't see the image at work, but I'm guessing it says 'things that piss'? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 10 hours ago, Phumfeinz said: I'm housesitting for a family friend for a few weeks, and they have a house cat. Everything is covered in fur, and so now is everything I've brought with me. Just, fur everywhere. EVERYWHERE. I put my laptop down for the night and in the morning it's covered in fur. All my clothes are covered in fur, inside and out. I can't imagine the amount of fur I've ingested since being here. And cleaning the litter tray every day sucks balls. How do people live like this? I absolutely love cats, but I'd never have a house cat. ****. That. litter tray is good for a couple of days. As for the fur, god knows what they have got as mine is a housecat, or word removed as I like to call him, and with a bit of hoovering I dont get cat hair anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 I'm not changing the whole tray, but I'm still scooping poop out of it every day and that shit is gross. Much easier just letting them go and take a dump in the neighbour's flower bed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ismail-villa Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 17 hours ago, lapal_fan said: no u No u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted July 21, 2016 Share Posted July 21, 2016 It beats picking up dog shit with a plastic bag over your hand, at least. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 21, 2016 Moderator Share Posted July 21, 2016 This pisses me off, although it definitely should. North Carolina in 2016 or Germany in the 30s ? It absolutely infuriates me the thought that this absolute word removed might not lose its job over this. Muslim man removed from flight after crew announces "I will be watching you" to entire plane Muslim man removed from flight after crew announces "I will be watching you" to entire plane The man was forced to leave the American Airlines flight because he had made the air hostess "uncomfortable" Life [Facebook] A Muslim passenger was asked to leave an American Airlines flight after a member of the cabin crew announced his name on the plane’s tannoy system, adding his seat number and that she would be observing him throughout the flight. Mohamed Ahmed Radwan was seated on the flight departing from Charlotte, North Carolina, in December 2015 when a flight attendant announced to everyone onboard: “Mohamed Ahmed, seat 25A, I will be watching you.” No other passengers were singled out by the same crew member. When Radwan asked the stewardess why she had referred to him specifically, she reportedly responded by saying he was being “too sensitive.” Unsatisfied with her answer, Radwan reported her behaviour to two other American Airlines staff, but was told he needed to disembark from the place as he had made the woman who announced his name “uncomfortable.” An official complaint has now been filed with the US Department of Transportation by the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), after attempts made to clear the matter with American Airlines failed to reach a resolution. “Given the continuing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric and hate crimes occurring throughout the United States, this type of reckless and harmful conduct should not be tolerated by our nation’s airlines, which are legally charged with safely carrying all individuals who are rightfully present in an equal and non-discriminatory manner, without regard to their religious affiliations or ethnicity,” the CAIR complaint reads. “This incident is particularly troubling given the recent wave of incidents in which airline personnel have arbitrarily removed passenger of Muslim and/or Middle Eastern background without an objectively reasonable cause or explanation,” added Maha Sayed, CAIR’s staff lawyer. In March, a Muslim family of five were removed from a United Airlines flight with the family claiming it was because of “how they looked.” Having asked cabin crew about safety harnesses for their three children, the plane’s pilot demanded they exit the plane because of a “safety issue.” And in April, a Muslim female passenger who had asked to change seats on a Southwest Airlines plane was asked to leave because she had made the flight attendant “uncomfortable.” And in May, an Italian economics professor was asked to leave another American Airlines flight when the mathematics equation he was attempting to solve drew the attention of the female passenger sitting beside him. Passing the flight crew a note, warning that he may be a possible terrorist. In relation to the December incident, a spokesperson for American Airlines said: “American [Airlines] was contacted by CAIR earlier this year. We thoroughly reviewed these allegations and concluded that no discrimination occurred. We serve customers of all backgrounds and faiths and do not tolerate discrimination of any kind.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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