villa4europe Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 i swear that shit is popular because the great unwashed sitting at home on a wednesday morning use it as justification for the way they live their life22 years old with 3 kids from 3 different blokes, never worked a day in their life...but they aint as bad as them on jezza...facebook during the show is a complete no goer for me, infuriates me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) pleb 1: u wotpleb 2: i said u was the daddypleb 1: i ain the daddy u had sex wiv my brother and my daddy and my best mate and my dog one of thems the daddypleb 2: **** u wot u tryna saypleb 1: that anyone cud be the daddycrowd: (chanting) DNA! DNA!jezza: (magisterial) ok, plebs, we have the dna test results...pleb 1: i didn't give u no dnajezza: we took it while you were sleeping. does that upset you? so, we don't care, you scum. this is the new reality.pleb 1: u wotpleb 2: go on then 'oos the daddypleb 1: i ain't the daddycrowd: (chanting) DNA! DNA! DNA! DNA!jezza: we have the results............. and....... PLEB 1'S DADDY IS THE DADDYpleb 1: OOOOOHHH SHIIITTpleb 2: U WOT I AIN'T EVEN U WOTcrowd: (chanting) SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!jezza: you absolute scum. (turns to camera) tune in after the break and watch us poke a vulnerable drug-addicted man with a stick until he cries.crowd: (chanting) SHAME THE SCUM! SHAME THE SCUM! Edited September 24, 2015 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 This new breed of conor mcgregor types who grow a beard and suddenly think they are double `ard bastards ......and clearings in the woods at lidl or aldi who have one or two items who ask do you mind if I go ahead of you ....well yes YES I do mind !!!! was it just me who had to Google Conor McGregor ? those beards piss me off no end ... grow a beard by all means , just don't follow some celeb trend , more so one that makes you look like a hipster retard (sorry VT'ers that have beards btw yours suit you and you look great ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 This new breed of conor mcgregor types who grow a beard and suddenly think they are double `ard bastards ......and clearings in the woods at lidl or aldi who have one or two items who ask do you mind if I go ahead of you ....well yes YES I do mind !!!! was it just me who had to Google Conor McGregor ? those beards piss me off no end ... grow a beard by all means , just don't follow some celeb trend , more so one that makes you look like a hipster retard (sorry VT'ers that have beards btw yours suit you and you look great ) Its more the attitude of I have a beard so now I can act like a complete clearing in the woods 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Yep, had to google him - still none the wiser really.If he hasn't been a singer for 20 years, married Doris Day or appeared in multiple cowboy movies, it's a bit of a stretch to use the word celebrity imho. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MakemineVanilla Posted September 24, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted September 24, 2015 I know I'm probably living under a rock but this Jeremy Kyle shite ...I mean are they all from small heath?....is this shite popular?Jeremy Kyle is proof that we now live in the dystopia predicted by John Brunner in his book Stand on Zanzibar.It really is just a programme for the advocacy of eugenics for the poor, the damaged, the uneducable and the dysfunctional.It is the state exonerating itself from its own failures which it blames on its victims, and the audience sycophantically inflicts the humiliation in hysterical sadistic glee, to remind the TV audience of the consequences of failure to be productive workers and dedicated consumers. It is a human version of the Siegfried and Roy show where broken humans replace the tigers, who snarl unconvincingly and are obviously cowed by shame and contempt.The only reason to watch it, is the hope that one day Kyle and his henchmen will end up like Siegfried and Roy. It won't happen because humans are easier to tame than tigers. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 My gym is full of the beardy rocket polisher types. They seem to think having a big beard and shit tattoos automatically makes them hardcore... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 July noticed that there was a spelling mistake of my wifes name on our Delta airlines receipt, likely to be my fault, but cant be sure, it coincided with a longer layover notification, so called Delta and sorted out the name and the layover. Today gone to online check in and virgin (thats the first leg of the flight) still have the spelling mistake and so cant check her in. Air France who do Deltas stuff in the UK are talking to Delta in the US who will talk to virgin. I am being charged for them to sort out the name. They have me over a barrel as we fly tomorrow morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 July noticed that there was a spelling mistake of my wifes name on our Delta airlines receipt, likely to be my fault, but cant be sure, it coincided with a longer layover notification, so called Delta and sorted out the name and the layover. Today gone to online check in and virgin (thats the first leg of the flight) still have the spelling mistake and so cant check her in. Air France who do Deltas stuff in the UK are talking to Delta in the US who will talk to virgin. I am being charged for them to sort out the name. They have me over a barrel as we fly tomorrow morning.it happens quite a lot .. one airline tried to stop me flying because my ticket had Tony and my passport Anthony .. and then I've been to other countries where they hardly even look ... to the point in Bali the travel agency had issued a ticket to my mate ( a male ) as Mrs ... and we still got on the plane without a word . Pay the money and then claim it back from Delta when you get home and ask them for some free airmiles for the inconvenience ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 July noticed that there was a spelling mistake of my wifes name on our Delta airlines receipt, likely to be my fault, but cant be sure, it coincided with a longer layover notification, so called Delta and sorted out the name and the layover. Today gone to online check in and virgin (thats the first leg of the flight) still have the spelling mistake and so cant check her in. Air France who do Deltas stuff in the UK are talking to Delta in the US who will talk to virgin. I am being charged for them to sort out the name. They have me over a barrel as we fly tomorrow morning.it happens quite a lot .. one airline tried to stop me flying because my ticket had Tony and my passport Anthony .. and then I've been to other countries where they hardly even look ... to the point in Bali the travel agency had issued a ticket to my mate ( a male ) as Mrs ... and we still got on the plane without a word . Pay the money and then claim it back from Delta when you get home and ask them for some free airmiles for the inconvenience ... Just resolved, convoluted but resolved and thankfully no charge as it turns out it was their fault. currently wife will be sat 8 rows away from me, this may be a bonus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 July noticed that there was a spelling mistake of my wifes name on our Delta airlines receipt, likely to be my fault, but cant be sure, it coincided with a longer layover notification, so called Delta and sorted out the name and the layover. Today gone to online check in and virgin (thats the first leg of the flight) still have the spelling mistake and so cant check her in. Air France who do Deltas stuff in the UK are talking to Delta in the US who will talk to virgin. I am being charged for them to sort out the name. They have me over a barrel as we fly tomorrow morning.it happens quite a lot .. one airline tried to stop me flying because my ticket had Tony and my passport Anthony .. and then I've been to other countries where they hardly even look ... to the point in Bali the travel agency had issued a ticket to my mate ( a male ) as Mrs ... and we still got on the plane without a word . Pay the money and then claim it back from Delta when you get home and ask them for some free airmiles for the inconvenience ... Just resolved, convoluted but resolved and thankfully no charge as it turns out it was their fault. currently wife will be sat 8 rows away from me, this may be a bonus. Crikey, that went well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 July noticed that there was a spelling mistake of my wifes name on our Delta airlines receipt, likely to be my fault, but cant be sure, it coincided with a longer layover notification, so called Delta and sorted out the name and the layover. Today gone to online check in and virgin (thats the first leg of the flight) still have the spelling mistake and so cant check her in. Air France who do Deltas stuff in the UK are talking to Delta in the US who will talk to virgin. I am being charged for them to sort out the name. They have me over a barrel as we fly tomorrow morning. it happens quite a lot .. one airline tried to stop me flying because my ticket had Tony and my passport Anthony .. and then I've been to other countries where they hardly even look ... to the point in Bali the travel agency had issued a ticket to my mate ( a male ) as Mrs ... and we still got on the plane without a word . Pay the money and then claim it back from Delta when you get home and ask them for some free airmiles for the inconvenience ... Just resolved, convoluted but resolved and thankfully no charge as it turns out it was their fault. currently wife will be sat 8 rows away from me, this may be a bonus. It certainly works well when I do it with the kids 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted September 24, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 24, 2015 Unnecessarily deep kerbs in a badly lit underground carpark. Yep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marka Ragnos Posted September 24, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) The Pope serving platitudes like tennis balls in Washington today... Better platitudes than hard logic from that lot. And if you don't believe me, ask Thomas Cranmer ... Edited September 24, 2015 by Plastic Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 My gym is full of the beardy rocket polisher types. They seem to think having a big beard and shit tattoos automatically makes them hardcore...Are you sure it's a shit tattoo and not just a jolly large mole? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 yer man morrisey's book on its own display table in waterstones.c'mon now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted September 24, 2015 Moderator Share Posted September 24, 2015 yer man morrisey's almost universally slated book on its own display table in waterstones. c'mon now. Fixed Its on its own because no other book wants to be by it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) how can it be bad when it has a passage like this? Edited September 24, 2015 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 (edited) Garth Marenghi eat your heart out Edited September 24, 2015 by limpid fixed embed 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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