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After staying up till 2am Tuesday night (up at 7ish), I was adamant I was going to bed at 9 to watch my final 2 episodes of House of Cards and be closing my eyes before 11, unfortunately I got distracted by the stupid Champions League and then had to go to the shop for milk and bread for the morning and came home and had some cheese on toast. Low and behold I got into bed after half ten, thought ah it's not so bad, two episodes at roughly 43 minutes each I'll still be asleep for 12 that way. In some sick twisted act that can only be put down to me being exhausted, it turned out I had actually 3 episodes left, and some were much longer than the 43 minutes I had in my head, got to bed about 1:45 and am about as useless as Alan Hutton's football boots Today. 

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yesterday's cute frog situation has escalated into a writhing rolling ball of frog sex in my pond

 

it must be upsetting the fish

 

I told the missus about it and her only comment, utterly non-constructive, was that I should stop watching them

 

Frogs porn?

 

 

Dave's account has been hijacked by Drat. 

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Lady who sits behind me that stutters. She says

 

A-a-a-a-a-alright, alright

 

and

 

O-o-o-o-o-ok, OK

 

Just thinking about it, or worse saying it makes me feel all weird. It's not quite a shiver down the spine, but it's like that. But in my brain. It's like the repetition infects my brains and makes me want to do it too :unsure:

 

 

 

...I'm having to shrink the window right to the bottom of my screen incase she see's it...

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Maybe he likes greens, hence he's annoyed he only got 2?

 

You know me too well, I was greeted by a sea of yellow :(

 

 

 

I like to put the green and yellow in together and have a delightful lemon and lime concoction.

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Lady who sits behind me that stutters. She says

 

A-a-a-a-a-alright, alright

 

and

 

O-o-o-o-o-ok, OK

 

Just thinking about it, or worse saying it makes me feel all weird. It's not quite a shiver down the spine, but it's like that. But in my brain. It's like the repetition infects my brains and makes me want to do it too :unsure:

 

 

 

...I'm having to shrink the window right to the bottom of my screen incase she see's it...

 

i'M ALWAYS SENDINGEMAILS FOR THAT REASON . THEY TURN OUT LIK THIS

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Maybe he likes greens, hence he's annoyed he only got 2?

 

You know me too well, I was greeted by a sea of yellow :(

 

 

 

I like to put the green and yellow in together and have a delightful lemon and lime concoction.

 

 

I do that except with green, red & black.

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Filling up a 44 page 10 year passport in just over 3 years

 

poxy third world countries with their 1 or 2 page sticky visa labels ..just use a rubber stamp like the rest of of us

If anything has ever been on topic in this thread, it's this post.

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