Wainy316 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Leemond, do you just work with complete morons!?whatever gave you that idea?Where do you work? Direct line. P.s. I noticed earlier on the action of volleying a girl in the jaw was referred to as "a Leemond" may I just make it clear that I have never actually done that. Saw these two geezers fighting the other day. Bloke was getting battered but he snatched victory from the jaws of defeat by suddenly 'Leemonding' the other guy in the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Leemond, do you just work with complete morons!? whatever gave you that idea? Where do you work? Direct line. P.s. I noticed earlier on the action of volleying a girl in the jaw was referred to as "a Leemond" may I just make it clear that I have never actually done that. Saw these two geezers fighting the other day. Bloke was getting battered but he snatched victory from the jaws of defeat by suddenly 'Leemonding' the other guy in the face. 8pints thought he had me but he didn't see that one coming! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 I've done that sort of shit whilst drunk. Once I dropped a pizza on the floor kitchen floor at about 4 o'clock in the morning when I lived at my mom and dads and I was too pissed to pick it all up so me and the dog ate it straight off the floor, then I fell asleep and woke up there at about 8am, my dad just casually stepped over me and left me sleeping when he woke up and came downstairs Reminds me of the time I went on a bit of a wild one, got a 16 inch and took it home with me because I thought my mom and dad might want some pizza at 4am, anyway came in left the pizza in the kitchen, went down took off all my clothes, got into bed, then thought "shit, my pizza" went up ate about half of it passed out on the floor. Woke up at half 7 the next morning basically opened my eyes and remember thinking why are you watching me sleep mom? In fact she had been standing over me wondering why I was asleep balls naked on the kitchen floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 There's a girl on my Facebook page that types "mwah" instead of "moi". Like last night she tagged herself and her husband at Nandos and wrote "Phil and mwah having a munch" Really annoys me. Her use of the word 'munch' annoys me too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted February 15, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2014 There's a girl on my Facebook page that types "mwah" instead of "moi". Like last night she tagged herself and her husband at Nandos and wrote "Phil and mwah having a munch" Really annoys me. Her use of the word 'munch' annoys me too. munch: A low-pressure, social gathering at a restaurant or pub for people into BDSM. Particularly intended for people new to the scene who might be intimidated by a play party Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 There's a girl on my Facebook page that types "mwah" instead of "moi". Like last night she tagged herself and her husband at Nandos and wrote "Phil and mwah having a munch" Really annoys me. Her use of the word 'munch' annoys me too. Thats a paddlin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Got an import tax and duty invoice in the post £85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MessiWillSignForVilla Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Went to get some discount Valentine's chocolate from Tesco earlier, but it's still full price the bastards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 There's a girl on my Facebook page that types "mwah" instead of "moi". Like last night she tagged herself and her husband at Nandos and wrote "Phil and mwah having a munch" Really annoys me. Her use of the word 'munch' annoys me too. I wouldn't be able to resist pointing it out to her. Probably why i'm no longer on FB as I keep losing friends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 The increasingly large number of lads (youths) who call themselves 'entrepreneurs'. Gets on my tits when I see on their facebook or twitter bio that they are an 'entrepreneur'. You live at home with your parents, you dont do shit but make silly songs in your bedrooms then go round town pestering people to buy your shitty CD for a fiver and that somehow makes you an 'entrepreneur'. Fack off you bellend. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 An entrepreneur would go around town pestering people to buy the CDs of their artist friends (making the silly songs in their bedrooms), surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 And while I'm on: the tosspots (possibly using its original meaning) who decide to leave/abandon (it can't be called parking) their vehicles across people's driveways whilst they go to the local hostelry. There isn't a word to fully describe the tits from BT Openreach/Festival Housing or many others who also do the same (sometimes with a vehicle on the drive). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 And while I'm on: the tosspots (possibly using its original meaning) who decide to leave/abandon (it can't be called parking) their vehicles across people's driveways whilst they go to the local hostelry. There isn't a word to fully describe the tits from BT Openreach/Festival Housing or many others who also do the same (sometimes with a vehicle on the drive). This afternoon some old man parked his crappy VW something-or-other at the edge of my driveway then it looked him and some Indian lady were taking notes and checking things so I started watching them until they drove off. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 And while I'm on: the tosspots (possibly using its original meaning) who decide to leave/abandon (it can't be called parking) their vehicles across people's driveways whilst they go to the local hostelry. There isn't a word to fully describe the tits from BT Openreach/Festival Housing or many others who also do the same (sometimes with a vehicle on the drive). This afternoon some old man parked his crappy VW something-or-other at the edge of my driveway then it looked him and some Indian lady were taking notes and checking things so I started watching them until they drove off. Weird. Got an import tax and duty invoice in the post £85 You're on their list, mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 And while I'm on: the tosspots (possibly using its original meaning) who decide to leave/abandon (it can't be called parking) their vehicles across people's driveways whilst they go to the local hostelry. There isn't a word to fully describe the tits from BT Openreach/Festival Housing or many others who also do the same (sometimes with a vehicle on the drive). This afternoon some old man parked his crappy VW something-or-other at the edge of my driveway then it looked him and some Indian lady were taking notes and checking things so I started watching them until they drove off. Weird. Got an import tax and duty invoice in the post £85 You're on their list, mate. Of course! I didn't make the connection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 There's a girl on my Facebook page that types "mwah" instead of "moi". Like last night she tagged herself and her husband at Nandos and wrote "Phil and mwah having a munch" Really annoys me. Her use of the word 'munch' annoys me too. Thats a paddlin' Not sure what this means tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted February 15, 2014 Author Share Posted February 15, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFgiEloRnTg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Waiting for Ginko to show up on GTA 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 16, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 16, 2014 Just dropped my lemon cheesecake on the kitchen floor Why will this pain never end! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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