CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Well, that is how it all starts, isn't it? Put the idea out there that someone is to blame, and slowly but surely built a case against 'them'. It's disgusting that governments get away with it time and time again, and people are **** stupid enough to lap it all up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 There is this woman who works with me right and she is the quietest woman in the world right, basically we've an office in a rural town in Ireland so nothing huge. We've got one massive scanner and it's hooked up to my computer, but she has no clue how to use it, despite being shown numerous times by me. She might come over to it and see its not working (for example today it was not plugged in) and she'll try pressing buttons to make it work and can't understand why it won't. Then she'll go "will you scan this for me Chris", but when she talks she sounds like a mouse dying, it's a low monotonous tone and sounds like shes in a great deal of pain. She's about 35 for crying out loud. If only Leemond was here to volley her in the jaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 In an admittedly effeminate lament, the zipper broke on my favourite man-bag and now I have to pay £7 to have it fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Frank Skinner is my comedy hero, along with Ricky Gervais. Same! I'm not a massive fan of Gervais doing stand up but his podcasts are brilliant Watched Frank Skinner on Dave last night. I was roaring. Really, really funny. Youtube the Brum Hippodrome gig from the late 90's. Its great! I'm seeing his new show in April, can't wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Getting splashed by a bus going through a puddle. Wetter than an otters pocket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Getting splashed by a bus going through a puddle. Wetter than an otters pocket Racist. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Getting splashed by a bus going through a puddle. Wetter than an otters pocket Racist. I probably did smell like a polecat. I'm just glad Leemond wasn't close by otherwise i'd have had a volley in the jaw. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Leemond, do you just work with complete morons!? whatever gave you that idea? Where do you work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Leemond, do you just work with complete morons!? whatever gave you that idea? Where do you work? Direct line. P.s. I noticed earlier on the action of volleying a girl in the jaw was referred to as "a Leemond" may I just make it clear that I have never actually done that. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I took a volley in the jaw. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Really? I had to pack it up when I took an arrow to the knee 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 What on Earth is the point of 'Pay and Display' in hospital car parks? You don't know how long you're going to left waiting for 1) the doctor 2) your prescription. And if you run over, you can't leave the waiting room unless your name is called. It shouldn't annoy me because they aren't that expensive but it's just stupid. Oh and that particular car park is 80 for 30 minutes and £2 for an hour. What's that all about!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trekka Posted February 14, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2014 (edited) What on Earth is the point of 'Pay and Display' in hospital car parks? You don't know how long you're going to left waiting for 1) the doctor 2) your prescription. And if you run over, you can't leave the waiting room unless your name is called. It shouldn't annoy me because they aren't that expensive but it's just stupid. Oh and that particular car park is 80 for 30 minutes and £2 for an hour. What's that all about!? It's all about getting in the money. They know most will need to stay longer than 30 minutes and those that don't will opt for the £2 just to be sure. Edited February 14, 2014 by trekka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Just dropped my lemon cheesecake on the kitchen floor Why will this pain never end! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ME Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Just dropped my lemon cheesecake on the kitchen floor Why will this pain never end! Damn, your day took a turn for the worst. 5 second rule? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Just dropped my lemon cheesecake on the kitchen floor Why will this pain never end! Oh **** man, you have just wrecked my day by making me read that, lemon cheesecake is possibly the single greatest thing on the planet, bad times, bad times indeed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 The floor is reasonably clean so manged to save some of it. I did think about sitting on the kitchen floor and eating it straight from there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 I've done that sort of shit whilst drunk. Once I dropped a pizza on the floor kitchen floor at about 4 o'clock in the morning when I lived at my mom and dads and I was too pissed to pick it all up so me and the dog ate it straight off the floor, then I fell asleep and woke up there at about 8am, my dad just casually stepped over me and left me sleeping when he woke up and came downstairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Your life should be a sitcom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 thats not the first time I have heard that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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