Meath_Villan Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Day out with my fiancée today. Decided to go to a shopping centre with the intention of buying her a belated Valentine present. All going well. Bought her a designer sweatshirt she had wanted for some time and after a bite to eat we returned to the car. On the homeward trek the car started to chuck, splatter and cough until we had to pull in. That was around 4.00pm. I looked at the petrol gage and immediately thought we were empty which was surprising because before setting off on our day out my fiancée had taken the car to get some petrol while I got myself ready to go out. So still with a smile on my face and inwardly cursing my fiancée to damnation I left my fiancée in the car while I walked back to a petrol station we had passed some ten minutes back on our journey home. I returned with a canister of petrol and proceeded to top up. Fiancée puts key in ignition and the car starts to chuck and cough again and then my fiancée noted a red light signifying that the oil was empty. So now with a for **** sake I slammed the car door shut and began the long walk back again to the petrol station by this time not really being able to feel my fingers with the cold. By the time I returned it was dusk so torch out and topped up with oil. Key in ignition and **** chucky, coughy and stall again. So since we were a half an hours drive away from my fiancee's parents house we rang her dad to come out with the toe rope and waited and waited and waited until after six before help arrived in the form of my fiancee's dad and her uncle. Rope connected to both cars and off we went to my fiancées parents house. Halfway there with the engine off and no brakes my fiancée hit the back of her father's car. Luckily no damage as the toe connector took most of the hit. Finally arrived at the in laws so to speak (not yet married) and then pushed our car off the road just outside their home. Fiancées dad said he would contact his own mechanic in the morning and ask him to come out to see what was wrong with the car. Fiancee's dad then gave my fiancée and I a lift home and by this time I was thinking more of the Valentine massacre than anything else and not a word was said. About to climb into the bath when our phone rang. It was my fiancées dad. 'Tell us this and tell us no more' he asked with more than a hint of sarcasm. 'Did you take the car keys home with you?' **** fiancée hadn't left the keys of our car with her dad so I will have to get the early bus tomorrow morning to bring them back down to her dad so that the mechanic can have a look. Just **** off Valentine. I tried to be nice and looked what happened. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Should have bought a Ford. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 I'm probably going to ruffle a lot of feathers with this one but... Stephen Fry. #sorrynotsorry nnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooo feathers ruffled! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Well, whatever happens Morpheus, when you do take the keys round her old mans, just try not to **** him will ya? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2014 If you'd got your bird a present on actual Valentine's Day instead of two days later, none of that would have happened now, would it? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I hate that stephen fry is held up as an arbiter for just about everything, not a fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Well, whatever happens Morpheus, when you do take the keys round her old mans, just try not to **** him will ya? Just back. I resisted the temptation LF but it was tough as he is good looking. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shillzz Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 RE: Morpheus' story. I can't deal with that kind of thing at all, i'd be a raging mess in all honesty. Unlucky fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Yeah but seemingly it was my fault anyway for not buying my fiancée a valentine present on the said date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RimmyJimmer Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Day out with my fiancée today. Decided to go to a shopping centre with the intention of buying her a belated Valentine present. All going well. Bought her a designer sweatshirt she had wanted for some time and after a bite to eat we returned to the car. On the homeward trek the car started to chuck, splatter and cough until we had to pull in. That was around 4.00pm. I looked at the petrol gage and immediately thought we were empty which was surprising because before setting off on our day out my fiancée had taken the car to get some petrol while I got myself ready to go out. So still with a smile on my face and inwardly cursing my fiancée to damnation I left my fiancée in the car while I walked back to a petrol station we had passed some ten minutes back on our journey home. I returned with a canister of petrol and proceeded to top up. Fiancée puts key in ignition and the car starts to chuck and cough again and then my fiancée noted a red light signifying that the oil was empty. So now with a for **** sake I slammed the car door shut and began the long walk back again to the petrol station by this time not really being able to feel my fingers with the cold. By the time I returned it was dusk so torch out and topped up with oil. Key in ignition and **** chucky, coughy and stall again. So since we were a half an hours drive away from my fiancee's parents house we rang her dad to come out with the toe rope and waited and waited and waited until after six before help arrived in the form of my fiancee's dad and her uncle. Rope connected to both cars and off we went to my fiancées parents house. Halfway there with the engine off and no brakes my fiancée hit the back of her father's car. Luckily no damage as the toe connector took most of the hit. Finally arrived at the in laws so to speak (not yet married) and then pushed our car off the road just outside their home. Fiancées dad said he would contact his own mechanic in the morning and ask him to come out to see what was wrong with the car. Fiancee's dad then gave my fiancée and I a lift home and by this time I was thinking more of the Valentine massacre than anything else and not a word was said. About to climb into the bath when our phone rang. It was my fiancées dad. 'Tell us this and tell us no more' he asked with more than a hint of sarcasm. 'Did you take the car keys home with you?' **** fiancée hadn't left the keys of our car with her dad so I will have to get the early bus tomorrow morning to bring them back down to her dad so that the mechanic can have a look. Just **** off Valentine. I tried to be nice and looked what happened. Are you showing off just because you know how to spell fiancee??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) Yeah but seemingly it was my fault anyway for not buying my fiancée a valentine present on the said date. It's called karma... ...it's a bitch Edited February 17, 2014 by Stevo985 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Well your prognosis is certainly called something but it wouldn't be allowed on site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morpheus Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Day out with my fiancée today. Decided to go to a shopping centre with the intention of buying her a belated Valentine present. All going well. Bought her a designer sweatshirt she had wanted for some time and after a bite to eat we returned to the car. On the homeward trek the car started to chuck, splatter and cough until we had to pull in. That was around 4.00pm. I looked at the petrol gage and immediately thought we were empty which was surprising because before setting off on our day out my fiancée had taken the car to get some petrol while I got myself ready to go out. So still with a smile on my face and inwardly cursing my fiancée to damnation I left my fiancée in the car while I walked back to a petrol station we had passed some ten minutes back on our journey home. I returned with a canister of petrol and proceeded to top up. Fiancée puts key in ignition and the car starts to chuck and cough again and then my fiancée noted a red light signifying that the oil was empty. So now with a for **** sake I slammed the car door shut and began the long walk back again to the petrol station by this time not really being able to feel my fingers with the cold. By the time I returned it was dusk so torch out and topped up with oil. Key in ignition and **** chucky, coughy and stall again. So since we were a half an hours drive away from my fiancee's parents house we rang her dad to come out with the toe rope and waited and waited and waited until after six before help arrived in the form of my fiancee's dad and her uncle. Rope connected to both cars and off we went to my fiancées parents house. Halfway there with the engine off and no brakes my fiancée hit the back of her father's car. Luckily no damage as the toe connector took most of the hit. Finally arrived at the in laws so to speak (not yet married) and then pushed our car off the road just outside their home. Fiancées dad said he would contact his own mechanic in the morning and ask him to come out to see what was wrong with the car. Fiancee's dad then gave my fiancée and I a lift home and by this time I was thinking more of the Valentine massacre than anything else and not a word was said. About to climb into the bath when our phone rang. It was my fiancées dad. 'Tell us this and tell us no more' he asked with more than a hint of sarcasm. 'Did you take the car keys home with you?' **** fiancée hadn't left the keys of our car with her dad so I will have to get the early bus tomorrow morning to bring them back down to her dad so that the mechanic can have a look. Just **** off Valentine. I tried to be nice and looked what happened. Are you showing off just because you know how to spell fiancee??! As long as I've been some help to you that's all that matters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frobisher Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Let me just hop back over to the confessions thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StefanAVFC Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 It's cloudy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Yeah but seemingly it was my fault anyway for not buying my fiancée a valentine present on the said date. It's called karma... ...it's a bitch I covered the karma bit with a pic of earl :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted February 17, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2014 Never watched it so I'm afraid that went over my head Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The boss is not in and it's half ten, if he doesn't come in I'll arse around on villatalk all day and do nothing, at the same time I'm dreading him coming in any second, but if he does come in I've a mountain of work to do but if he doesn't I've the same mountain of work to do just in less time tomorrow. No win situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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