CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 I'd rather not imagine rimming Jabba the Hutt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 there are kids in Africa that would give their neighbour's right arm for a nut you ungrateful **** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 That is why you should always eat pistachios with chopsticks You also did the worm part wrong, that's why it tasted horrible. This is how you eat worms to experience the full flavour. And this is what you do to those who can't help but complain about the previous gif 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted February 17, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted February 17, 2014 there are kids in Africa that would give their neighbour's right arm for a nut you ungrateful **** Well I would give my right arm for your average African kid's classic football shirt collection. Those feckers are sitting on a bloody goldmine. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 That is why you should always eat pistachios with chopsticks You also did the worm part wrong, that's why it tasted horrible. This is how you eat worms to experience the full flavour. And this is what you do to those who can't help but complain about the previous gif If you're going to post any references to Mighty Boosh or Noel Fielding, please do so in the appropriate thread/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 If you're going to post any references to Mighty Boosh or Noel Fielding, please do so in the appropriate thread/ Even though I already pre-empted this and I would have thought 'Things that piss you off but shouldn't' even though you think they should I'm talking from my perspective, would be the appropriate thread for your opinion on such matters...I shall post something in the Boring thread, oh yes, post something in there right now, I will...It's not Yoda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 My neice has started playing the recorder Up there with bagpipes as an instrument that sounds horrific even when played correctly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCLaura Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The absolute **** discrace of a 'debate' about Benefits on Channel 4 right now. Journos and MP's slinging mud at each other with personal insults and blindingly regurgitating stats as opposed to answering simple questions. Car crash television. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The absolute **** discrace of a 'debate' about Benefits on Channel 4 right now. Journos and MP's slinging mud at each other with personal insults and blindingly regurgitating stats as opposed to answering simple questions. Car crash television. Shirley you don't expect an MP to answer a simple question now do you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The absolute **** discrace of a 'debate' about Benefits on Channel 4 right now. Journos and MP's slinging mud at each other with personal insults and blindingly regurgitating stats as opposed to answering simple questions. Car crash television. Shirley you don't expect an MP to answer a simple question now do you I thought her name is Laura 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 (edited) K**** H****** & K***** Mc****** are the two most detestable human beings on Earth and are everything wrong with the world rolled into two words removed. I censored their names because they are words removed. Seriously, if they **** and had a baby, they wouldn't give birth to a human, but a ball of bile and piss and shit wrapped up in a Daily Heil front page. Edited February 17, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyM3000 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 The absolute **** discrace of a 'debate' about Benefits on Channel 4 right now. Journos and MP's slinging mud at each other with personal insults and blindingly regurgitating stats as opposed to answering simple questions. Car crash television. I dont even know why them journalists were there, from the start it was just who could get a dig in at each other. Cant remember who the host was now but he was awful. Some woman in the background shouting stuff 'I know who you are, I searched you on Wikipedia earlier.' As you said, car crash indeed. I just laughed if I took that seriously Id put my head through the TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 The word removed who lives across from me just knocked our bin into the road. We'll see about that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 The word removed who lives across from me just knocked our bin into the road. We'll see about that... About to go rambo ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I'd love to. The guy was a couple of years above me at school and just is a complete word removed. Pete Doherty wannabe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Moving on Guy in my office can't understand sarcasm, or just doesn't have a sense of humour. He went to the indoor athletics on the weekend. They shot t shirts in to the crowd and he got one. So I asked, obviously sarcastically "Did you push a load of kids out of the way to get that?" No smile, just a reply of "No! We were sitting very near the front of the upper tier so there was nobody in front of us. It landed at my feet so I just picked it up" Sounded like I was interviewing him at a police station given his answer. I got one of those t-shirts via a gun at a 20/20 game at the oval last year .. The boy in front of me got a t-shirt and his brother didn't , so I gave my t-shirt to the other brother That's what real men do , tell him that from me next time you see him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThunderPower_14 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Moving on Guy in my office can't understand sarcasm, or just doesn't have a sense of humour. He went to the indoor athletics on the weekend. They shot t shirts in to the crowd and he got one. So I asked, obviously sarcastically "Did you push a load of kids out of the way to get that?" No smile, just a reply of "No! We were sitting very near the front of the upper tier so there was nobody in front of us. It landed at my feet so I just picked it up" Sounded like I was interviewing him at a police station given his answer. I got one of those t-shirts via a gun at a 20/20 game at the oval last year .. The boy in front of me got a t-shirt and his brother didn't , so I gave my t-shirt to the other brother That's what real men do , tell him that from me next time you see him I took quite a spectacular catch of one of those in a pack of people a few years back at an Aussie Rules game. Then I realised it wasn't a tshirt it was a rain poncho because it was forecast to rain that night. I gave it to some kid. Real men just get wet. The glory of taking the catch lasts forever. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Ebay, sold two books for 99p and £3.45, with £3.50 as the postage cost for each book, both books were brought by the same buyer, ive now had 4 messages in the space of 12 hours asking me to refund the postage difference, which i said i would be happy to do, once ive posted them and got a final price i can understand if it was a large amount of money, but badgering me for £3? Really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 **** him, you aint obligated, its not just to cover postage anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Moving on Guy in my office can't understand sarcasm, or just doesn't have a sense of humour. He went to the indoor athletics on the weekend. They shot t shirts in to the crowd and he got one. So I asked, obviously sarcastically "Did you push a load of kids out of the way to get that?" No smile, just a reply of "No! We were sitting very near the front of the upper tier so there was nobody in front of us. It landed at my feet so I just picked it up" Sounded like I was interviewing him at a police station given his answer. I got one of those t-shirts via a gun at a 20/20 game at the oval last year .. The boy in front of me got a t-shirt and his brother didn't , so I gave my t-shirt to the other brother That's what real men do , tell him that from me next time you see him I took quite a spectacular catch of one of those in a pack of people a few years back at an Aussie Rules game. Then I realised it wasn't a tshirt it was a rain poncho because it was forecast to rain that night. I gave it to some kid. Real men just get wet. The glory of taking the catch lasts forever. One of those shots took out Maude Flanders .... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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