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Can't think of anywhere better to put this.

http://m.staples.ca/sbdca/en_CA/cre/programs/grammarquiz/

You shouldn't be allowed to post until you get 100%, with regular retests.

For the purposes of the thread, it pisses me off it's not required for a connection to the internet.

Grammar is someone who smells of Parma violets and gives you wet kisses at Christmas

Language evolves so does gramma so get with the timez innit

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group of us have been to a trendy indian restaurant in Shoreditch tonight, Dishoom, nice enough without being awesome

as a group we've spent something like £700+ over the evening

 

first thing they said when we arrived was that they needed us out by 9:30 as they had another booking later

 

I know that happens, but have some bloody tact, don't be rude to customers shelling out hundreds 'cos come the end of the meal you get **** all tips

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Has anyone ever finished a game of pub golf? I don't think it's ever been done

 

Yes me. It wasn't pretty and it was probably far too dangerous to be considered anything other than reckless.

 

I had 18 drinks in one. Went back to my mates in the 10th pub and did the last 8 again. 

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Can't think of anywhere better to put this.

http://m.staples.ca/sbdca/en_CA/cre/programs/grammarquiz/

You shouldn't be allowed to post until you get 100%, with regular retests.

For the purposes of the thread, it pisses me off it's not required for a connection to the internet.

I'm ashamed to say I got two wrong.

 

"Whom" and "who". I never got that, and I'm convinced that's something I was never taught in school.

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97% Grammar guru.

 

Got the first one wrong of all questions!

 

The dog is wagging its tail'  It  Durrrrrrrr

 

I also got this one wrong. 2 Wrong in total, this and the whom one.

 

My reasoning was that it should be it's because the apostrophe indicates that the tail belongs to it. 

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97% Grammar guru.

 

Got the first one wrong of all questions!

 

The dog is wagging its tail'  It  Durrrrrrrr

 

I also got this one wrong. 2 Wrong in total, this and the whom one.

 

My reasoning was that it should be it's because the apostrophe indicates that the tail belongs to it. 

 

 

Exactly my reasoning too.  Stupid quiz.

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In the case of any other word, you'd be right. 

 

its/it's is an exception. 

 

Well the only question I got wrong was a rare exception that I have now stored, so I think I'm ready to apply for my full Grammar Nazi licence.

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In the case of any other word, you'd be right. 

 

its/it's is an exception. 

 

Well the only question I got wrong was a rare exception that I have now stored, so I think I'm ready to apply for my full Grammar Nazi licence.

 

 

Sorry, you're only qualified to be a Grammar Brown Shirt, come back when you're 100%.

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In the case of any other word, you'd be right. 

 

its/it's is an exception. 

 

Well the only question I got wrong was a rare exception that I have now stored, so I think I'm ready to apply for my full Grammar Nazi licence.

 

 

Sorry, you're only qualified to be a Grammar Brown Shirt, come back when you're 100%.

 

 

If you sell lots of cookies you can be moved up faster.

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I'm always ok with that.

 

In my head I just substitute "i.e." for "that is to say..." and "eg" for "for example"

 

If you remember that you shouldn't ever get it wrong.

 

I did sort of get that but my interpretation of the sentence was wrong. I don't use them a lot so it's all good.

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There seems to be an issue with the last one...

I put "I'm bored with this", in preference to "I'm bored of this".

The explanation is: "Although ‘of’ is commonly used after ‘bored’, this is technically incorrect. Always use ‘with’ or ‘by’ in formal writing."

I did, you stupid Canadian Romneyites!

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