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Nice to see you back Gareth.

 

Awakened this morning to find blood halfway down on my bed sheet. After checking that there wasn't a horse's head in my bed I discovered that I'd been bleeding from the arse.

 

Hoping it's just piles. :(

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Volunteered for clinical trials down the road at the Atomic Weapons Establishment in Aldermaston.  I possess both the strength and nasal capabilities of a polar bear, the only downside is my penis is now an innie.

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