Ingram85 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Gareth! Is! Back! **** YEAH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) Well this is awkward. Just last week I rented a small white wooden boat and poured stand-in GarethRDR ashes (don't ask where I got them) over an Eliza Dushku cardboard cut-out, in an elaborate viking send-off. I shed a tear as I watched the boat burn and gently glide out to sea. Edited November 19, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
donnie Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Barbers. Why cant they just shut the hell up. Barber I use is shite but old school in the sense that they don't feel the need for mindless small talk. Ive tried loads of other barbers that give a much better cut but wont stop the small talk. Annoying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 19, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 19, 2013 My barber employs Eastern European women (and quite nice they are too). They couldn't small talk if they wanted to. It's perfick 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) I dread going to the barbers because I always get my hair cut by some middle-aged woman who dotes over me something shocking. Not in a particularly alluring way either, in a sort of 'oh look at your curls aren't you adorable' way, which I could accept if said cuteness results in a free lollipop after the haircut, but it never does, they just take my money and watch me leave. I always feel slightly used after getting my hair cut. Edited November 19, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I dread going to the barbers because I always get my hair cut by some middle-aged woman who dotes over me something shocking. Not in a particularly alluring way either, in a sort of 'oh look at your curls aren't you adorable' way, which I could accept if said cuteness resulted in a free lollipop after the haircut, but it never does, they just take my money and watch me leave. I always feel slightly used after getting my hair cut. If she likes curly hair show her your pubes. She'll be driping like a broken fridge 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 (edited) I keep my pubes trimmed so they are a mere fuzzy rug. Edited November 19, 2013 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Clippers ftw. Never been to a barbers in my life. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted November 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2013 Forum smells east german again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I crack open a carton of Chocomel and Gareth comes crawling back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Bloody hell I missed the second coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2013 That's what she said. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
limpid Posted November 19, 2013 Administrator Share Posted November 19, 2013 Well this is awkward. Just last week I rented a small white wooden boat and poured stand-in GarethRDR ashes (don't ask where I got them) over an Eliza Dushku cardboard cut-out, in an elaborate viking send-off. I shed a tear as I watched the boat burn and gently glide out to sea. So now he's your messiah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 obligatory "no, he's been a very naughty boy" line. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 So now he's your messiah? I've not decided yet. I'll have to go through a process of flagellation before I can answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 Well this is awkward. Just last week I rented a small white wooden boat and poured stand-in GarethRDR ashes (don't ask where I got them) over an Eliza Dushku cardboard cut-out, in an elaborate viking send-off. I shed a tear as I watched the boat burn and gently glide out to sea. So now he's your messiah? I'm 8pints' messiah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 I'm 8pints' messiah. No, you misunderstood. I said you looked like Jesus not that you were my Jesus. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9f2BmlDB4w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 19, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 19, 2013 "Ibra-cadabra magic". Did I really just hear that?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 19, 2013 Share Posted November 19, 2013 For tonight at least, France. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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