villa4europe Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 30 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: Her There's the root of your problem... I had the exact same yesterday afternoon FWIW, the day started with the usual bemusement at her suggestion that "we loads to do today" Its half time and the list came out, got one thing ticked off, game finished and I straight away started another thing on her list only for her to then come and apply an order to them and I was obviously doing the wrong one Mooney is right don't argue its not worth it 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, villa4europe said: There's the root of your problem... I had the exact same yesterday afternoon FWIW, the day started with the usual bemusement at her suggestion that "we loads to do today" Its half time and the list came out, got one thing ticked off, game finished and I straight away started another thing on her list only for her to then come and apply an order to them and I was obviously doing the wrong one Mooney is right don't argue its not worth it I was building the wardrobe at our new house and I wanted to go back to watch the villa then come back. obviously it worked out and I managed both things but the dirty looks I got.., 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 You will both have to put your wives on ration.Tell them that you are putting them on ration and they can only have sex 4 times a week till the ration period ends.That should fix the problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 17 minutes ago, villa4europe said: There's the root of your problem... I had the exact same yesterday afternoon FWIW, the day started with the usual bemusement at her suggestion that "we loads to do today" Its half time and the list came out, got one thing ticked off, game finished and I straight away started another thing on her list only for her to then come and apply an order to them and I was obviously doing the wrong one Mooney is right don't argue its not worth it Can’t live with um can’t kill um Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Just now, Follyfoot said: Can’t live with um can’t kill um Marry the one that you want to kill the least... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 4 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Marry the one that you want to kill the least... Sagely advice, can imagine a father telling that to his son when he becomes of age Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 Just now, Follyfoot said: Sagely advice, can imagine a father telling that to his son when he becomes of age There's a great scene in an old movie, and I'm damned if I can find it, but it's an old geezer talking to a young lad about women, and his speech goes something like: "They're all crazy, son, every last one of 'em. Oh, sure, you'll eventually find one that seems like she isn't crazy, but don't be fooled. She is. Nothing you can do about it". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 (edited) 34 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: Can’t live with um can’t kill um 33 minutes ago, villa4europe said: Marry the one that you want to kill the least... Mine has taken up an interest in in Dungeons and Dragons, and crafting things for it. Shes been in the basement a solid week straight. Good thing I can find things to do myself Edited January 23, 2022 by Tegis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 23 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Oh, sure, you'll eventually find one that seems like she isn't crazy, but don't be fooled. She is. Nothing you can do about it". The hot/crazy matrix 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eidolon Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: "They're all crazy, son, every last one of 'em. Oh, sure, you'll eventually find one that seems like she isn't crazy, but don't be fooled. She is. Nothing you can do about it". …fair 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 1 hour ago, Tegis said: The hot/crazy matrix He looks like a real ladies' man. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 When people start posting scouting reports in on topic. Eugghh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 Liverpool getting an 89th minute penalty to lead 3-1, when you've got them in the VT Prediction League to win 2-1. Massive annoying words removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post foreveryoung Posted January 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 Looks like it's crazy week for the wifes/gfs. So while were at it...... I bought and put some blinds up in the front facing rooms, the blinds she's wanted for ages, a good deed I thought, an they wasn't cheap. They looked good, so suggested we have a spring clean today and clean the whole house, throw some stuff away, you know as you do, get the place looking nice. Well, I asked this morning shall we start and apparently if I think the house is not clean I should do it myself, as I make all the mess, even though I spend most of my time in the home office and tend to be a little OCD on keeping the place tidy. I said it's okay, just needs a tidy, mostly due to having a 6 year old who has toys in every room. She has now resorted to the "I'm doing nothing for you anymore, clean and wash up your own mess, since you never do anything yourself! Another thing while I'm on rant. My Mrs works nights so when I do clean it's when she is in bed or out the house, but apparently she has never seen me clean so I never do anything??? 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted January 23, 2022 Moderator Share Posted January 23, 2022 You may have read my dislike for the bagpiper in training that lives at the back of our house He got a friend around today, neither of them can hold a tune. They are attempting to play the same tune, I can vaguely make that out amongst the stereo bum notes Its absolutely horrendous 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post choffer Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted January 23, 2022 7 hours ago, mjmooney said: I dread it when she announces that she's bored. It means I have to stop what I'm doing and engage. If I get bored, I take responsibility for it, I can always think of something to do. I don't demand entertainment from others. Fail to plan, plan to fail. I know my missus can’t stay in the house all day. I’d postponed a delivery that was due Friday to arrive Saturday instead. I knew that wouldn’t cut it so I got ahead of the game. Took her to the nearest garden centre in the morning, 45 minutes from leaving the house to returning. “What time’s the delivery due?” She asked when we got home. I quickly checked the BBC website on my phone, confirming the kickoff time of the Everton game, giving the impression I was checking the delivery tracker. She had her nap which is customary when I put the football on. Hermes arrived as promised between 4 and 5 by which time I’m already putting dinner in the oven. She’s had her trip out, I’ve watched the villa game, everyone’s happy. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 7 hours ago, PussEKatt said: You will both have to put your wives on ration.Tell them that you are putting them on ration and they can only have sex 4 times a week till the ration period ends.That should fix the problem. You spelt year wrong! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villan-scott Posted January 23, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted January 23, 2022 4 hours ago, sidcow said: When people start posting scouting reports in on topic. Eugghh. Avoid the Bentancur thread right now. It’s a live feed for scouting. It’s like a match thread but worse. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 10 minutes ago, villan-scott said: You spelt year wrong! You people must not be married if there is talk of that much sex in a year. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted January 23, 2022 Share Posted January 23, 2022 9 hours ago, villa4europe said: I was obviously doing the wrong one Around these parts we say ‘un’. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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