Risso Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, bickster said: Or a septic minge Jesus. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted April 17, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2018 7 minutes ago, bickster said: Or a septic minge 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted April 17, 2018 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2018 26 minutes ago, bickster said: Or a septic minge We're back to Morrissey again... 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted April 17, 2018 Share Posted April 17, 2018 Blue waffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post snowychap Posted April 17, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 17, 2018 (edited) 2 hours ago, bickster said: Or a septic minge Was that the b side to Girlfriend in a Coma? Edited April 17, 2018 by snowychap 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAuthority Posted April 17, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Ingram85 said: Blue waffle What's that? Should we all do a google image search if we don't know? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 10 hours ago, Risso said: 10 hours ago, bickster said: Or a septic minge Jesus. For Risso's sake i think "septic minge" might need to go into the swear filter ? I think his imagination is too strong for it just to be dropped in to a forum with no warning. I have 2 suggestions so far:- a) "Deep Cleaning needed in the Woods" b ) "Amber Rudd". How would that work in practice though ? EG "I can't go to work as I have a steaming and bubbling Amber Rudd going on down there, like **** fire it is and its boiling the yogurt" as an example in everyday forum conversations and discussions. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 18, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 18, 2018 11 minutes ago, Amsterdam_Neil_D said: For Risso's sake i think "septic minge" might need to go into the swear filter ? I think his imagination is too strong for it just to be dropped in to a forum with no warning. I have 2 suggestions so far:- a) "Deep Cleaning needed in the Woods" b ) "Amber Rudd". How would that work in practice though ? EG "I can't go to work as I have a steaming and bubbling Amber Rudd going on down there, like **** fire it is and its boiling the yogurt" as an example in everyday forum conversations and discussions. Nah it should be the reverse, every time someone types Amber Rudd... 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 18, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 18, 2018 11 hours ago, Tegis said: That'll teach you to eat lettuce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 18 hours ago, Ingram85 said: Blue waffle Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leemond2008 Posted April 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2018 Charity at work...get to ****, I appreciate that the charity is close to your heart and I am more than willing to donate money every now and again, it is every **** day that someone wants money off me now, I didn't have a pot to piss in before pay day and I get looked at like I'm dirt when I say I'm not donating or participating. **** sake, I like dogs but I don't take a guide dog into work and charge people 50p a time to stroke him. I wouldn't mind but there is one kid and he is the biggest arse licker you have ever seen, he **** runs around doing everything other than work, someone says that their mom has got a cold and he is rattling a tin in your face asking for money to aid the prevention of colds, **** me off it does the dude needs a good slap. I point blank refuse to participate in anything that involves charity at work now, I donate what I can when I can, I'm not completely heartless but there are only so many sob stories I could hear before I became desensitized to it... oh you have to give to this, Petes Mom had that illness oh you have to give to this, Daves sister had that illness oh you have to give to this, Sarah's mother in law suffered from that oh you have to give to this, Rebecca has got that oh you have to give to this, Jo knows someone down the road who once saw someone who told them that they had heard about someone who knew someone who had a one night stand with someone who used to catch the bus with someone that heard about someone who had been talking to Peter Crouch who had mentioned to someone that they overheard someone talking about how their hampster caught that disease Get to **** with your **** charity, I go to work to earn money not to give it away. yeah I might be a bastard but I'm beyond caring these days. 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 18, 2018 Moderator Share Posted April 18, 2018 Peoples charitable donations should be a personal and private matter. People accosting me in the street or supermarkets do little to further any cause. I'm less likely to donate by a big margin There's an oldish gent that's renowned in these parts for collecting money for a local charity, The Jospice (or St Josephs Hospice) by standing outside supermarkets singing (I think that's what he's call it) and jumping about (I think he calls this dancing), we've had words more than once The only way time I ever gave him money was the time I offered him a pound to stop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Robtaylor200 Posted April 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2018 People who say "you know what I mean" after every few words I like to say "yes I know what you mean" every time they say it. Every now and again I say "No I don't know what you mean" But they never stop to explain, before they carry on talking 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 Clients of mine who eff and jeff all the time when I'm meeting them or on a call with them. I have a good relationship with most of them and i'm no prude but it makes me a feel a little uneasy as at the end of the day i'm still a professional contact and we are talking business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post MickeyC_UTV Posted April 18, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2018 4 minutes ago, Xela said: Clients of mine who eff and jeff all the time when I'm meeting them or on a call with them. I have a good relationship with most of them and i'm no prude but it makes me a feel a little uneasy as at the end of the day i'm still a professional contact and we are talking business. There is no respect for those girls on babestation anymore (oldest profession and all that) 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 2 minutes ago, MickeyC_UTV said: There is no respect for those girls on babestation anymore (oldest profession and all that) All I ask for is a bit of decorum. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 18, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted April 18, 2018 Swearing's a funny one - it's all about appropriateness and context. I NEVER heard my Dad swear at home - until the day I was outside the pub with my half of shandy and packet of crisps, and he was with his mates, effing and blinding. I got it. It's OK in the pub (or the playground), but not in the family circle (or a formal work situation). I first took my daughter onto the Holte End when she was about nine or ten. I simply said to her "Don't repeat the language you hear in front of your Mum". She laughed. And she totally got it. Now, looking after the granddaughter, she occasionally comes out with "Oh, for **** 's sake" - we just tell her that it's rude, and she shouldn't say it. Context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Now, looking after the granddaughter, she occasionally comes out with "Oh, for **** 's sake" - we just tell her that it's rude, and she shouldn't say it. Context. I'm hoping this isn't the 2 year old! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 I only once used the f word in front of my Mum when I was about 10 and got such a bollocking I never swore in front of her again. I always find it strange when I see parents and their kids freely swearing, even when the kids are adults now. At work though anything pretty much goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted April 18, 2018 Share Posted April 18, 2018 On the charity thing the thing that really pisses me off is people asking for money for something they were going to do anyway. Will you sponsor me to ride 100 miles this Saturday on my 3 grand bike? Didnt it used to be something hard or not nice? Like the old fashioned leg wax, head shave or bath full of beans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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